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The plot, finally revealed.
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 23:02 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 11:20 |
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 23:31 |
Big mood.
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# ? Jul 7, 2019 23:48 |
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Saoshyant posted:The plot, finally revealed. Oh that's a good Jonah.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 01:40 |
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Peter being an alien would explain a lot, like him calling wallets "billifolds" and rent "the monthly tariff".
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 02:32 |
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It feels like this sums up Peter Parker's life perfectly
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 03:11 |
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Jerusalem posted:It feels like this sums up Peter Parker's life perfectly I don't know why it's such a shockingly new dilemma for him when it's already his relationship with JJJ. "Should I take money from the guy who regularly tries both character assassination and regular assassination on me every week?! Well, if I wanna pay my electric bill..."
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 03:52 |
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If this storyline doesn't have Peter becoming convinced he is an alien and spending the whole time trying to prove it, then what's the point.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 06:25 |
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Spider-Man isn't an alien, he just used one as clothes for a while. And speaking of his clothes, losing his shoes because he dropped them is pretty on point.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 08:48 |
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David D. Davidson posted:Oh that's a good Jonah.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 09:53 |
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Romita Jonah was the best Jonah. This is the Scooby-Dooest Spider-Man I've ever seen.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 15:23 |
Johnny Walker posted:Romita Jonah was the best Jonah. He had a gun! He could've just broken into her apartment and shot her.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 15:55 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Romita Jonah was the best Jonah. Give your kid the funny pages of the newspaper to read so they can see Spider-Man holding up a severed head.
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 16:01 |
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 20:09 |
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dat spider
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# ? Jul 8, 2019 23:18 |
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Has Kraven the Hunter appeared in the strip before this?
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 00:01 |
Saoshyant posted:
That cop right there just being quiet and sad that he's stuck with a broom while his buddies got assault rifles.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 00:50 |
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Kraven the handful-of-broken-glass didn't have the same ring to it.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 03:10 |
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....why was Jonah keeping a spider in a jar on his shelf?
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 05:01 |
Romita's "Angry Man" face is top tier.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 05:07 |
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Using one's Angry Man Face as an indicator of overall comic book art quality. Kirby Romita Sr Sal Buscema Huh. Checks out.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 13:15 |
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"I am not Spider-Man!"
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 16:45 |
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Why does Doctor Who hate Spider-Man anyway?
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 17:00 |
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I thought that was Moe and he was waiting for Spidey to peace sign into his eyeballs or something.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 17:10 |
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Mysterio revealing Spider-Man's secret identity is a pretty out there concept for a comic strip.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 17:15 |
Johnny Walker posted:
"Oh, okay then. Guess I'll just go to jail then."
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 17:30 |
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They'll resolve it next strip with an LMD* of Peter Parker walking up to Spidey or a web dummy of Parker waving hello to them from a barely visible building ledge or something super contrived to prove Moe's, errr, Quentin's blurted out accusation doesn't go on past the next six panels or so. * = Life Model Decoy
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 17:30 |
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Or the most NSM move of them all... Peter is outed, nothing happens.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 18:19 |
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he's going to somehow demonstrate that he does not have a broken rib, and thus cannot be peter parker. i suspect he will whip out chest x-rays, and this somehow convinces everyone.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 18:30 |
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MJ just says no actually, she's just having an affair with Spider-Man. The rest of the cast and crew all go "we knew it!" and everyone else including Mysterio is like "she's gotta be telling the truth because who would pretend to cuckold their husband so viciously just to protect his secret identity?"
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 18:31 |
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Binary Badger posted:They'll resolve it next strip with an LMD* of Peter Parker walking up to Spidey or a web dummy of Parker waving hello to them from a barely visible building ledge or something super contrived to prove Moe's, errr, Quentin's blurted out accusation doesn't go on past the next six panels or so.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 19:14 |
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Haifisch posted:I think I remember how this storyline gets resolved and it's approximately this stupid.
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 19:59 |
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Haifisch posted:
Kingpin!
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 22:31 |
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the important part is- will he have a jet pack this time?????
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 22:44 |
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# ? Jul 9, 2019 23:27 |
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MJ knows Peter is Spider-Man and doesn't want him to endanger himself but nevermind all that because she's high as balls in that last panel.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 00:26 |
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Binary Badger posted:They'll resolve it next strip with an LMD* of Peter Parker walking up to Spidey or a web dummy of Parker waving hello to them from a barely visible building ledge or something super contrived to prove Moe's, errr, Quentin's blurted out accusation doesn't go on past the next six panels or so. It'll be a Mission Impossible 2 kind of situation. They'll pull off the Spider-man mask to reveal Peter-mans face, but then he'll pull that off to reveal another face, and this will continue for another few strips. Only to end with a Triple J mask. Cut to Jamesons office: "I knew it, I'm Spider-man. How dare that Parker kid take my picture without permission. I'll sue him for invasion of privacy! Wait a minute, I don't pay Parker! This'll never work."
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 01:48 |
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I saw the new Spider-Man movie the other day and I couldn't help but think of this thread, the two things that most reminded me of NSM were grabbing a festival mask and wearing it as a disguise because his costume was in his hotel room, and him repeatedly smacking his head on the bell when he was trying to hold up the tower.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 02:31 |
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I want to know how to do both of those dances.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 02:40 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 11:20 |
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goddamn it kraven's not actually going to engage in roller disco, is he?
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:05 |