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Dave has been around a long time, you'd think people in the industry would be familiar.
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Jul 9, 2019 08:33
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Dave laughing at Bryan's "Dallas" reference was cute
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Jul 9, 2019 11:32
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"The first question I have for yo-" "I don't have any answers."
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Jul 9, 2019 13:20
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Jerusalem posted:"The first question I have for yo-" Dave finally admitting we're in WCW territory now 
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forkboy84 posted:Dave finally admitting we're in WCW territory now For a while there it was Bryan that was saying it hadn't gotten that bad because he could directly compare them via the Retro show it's funny that even now as Nitro reaches it's absolute worst, he's coming on board with saying that RAW is starting to get down to that level.
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Jul 9, 2019 15:25
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It's because every week now they're doing what WCW did at its worst - matches where they are gimmicks and the gimmicks don't make sense and the rules don't make sense. Its a classic of Russo, more than lovely gimmicks and lovely stories and lovely everything, its when matches are just gimmicks and the gimmicks detract from the match. They worked so hard to stop the new WCW they became the new WCW. Lest We Forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcH3ppmanjo
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Dave accidentally called Josh Alexander Jason Alexander, and now I can't stop thinking that Impact made George Costanza their tag team champion.
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Lid posted:It's because every week now they're doing what WCW did at its worst - matches where they are gimmicks and the gimmicks don't make sense and the rules don't make sense. Its a classic of Russo, more than lovely gimmicks and lovely stories and lovely everything, its when matches are just gimmicks and the gimmicks detract from the match. They worked so hard to stop the new WCW they became the new WCW. this is even dumber than I remember. Sting throws the bat down just to punch Abyss. I love it. Sting's whole run through TNA was a magical adventure of clusterfucks.
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Jul 9, 2019 16:12
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The fact the distance in time between that match and now is more than that match to Hogan and Savage v The Alliance to End Hulkamania Tower of Doom is mindblowing.
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Jul 9, 2019 16:17
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Bring back the Tower of Doom but with simpler rules. Guys start at the top, have to fight their way out to escape. I loved the way the structure looked and the move possibilities.
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Lone Goat posted:Dave accidentally called Josh Alexander Jason Alexander, and now I can't stop thinking that Impact made George Costanza their tag team champion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrkKvk2Lrjw
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Jul 9, 2019 17:43
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Lone Goat posted:Dave accidentally called Josh Alexander Jason Alexander, and now I can't stop thinking that Impact made George Costanza their tag team champion. Well the mark store called, and they're runnin' out of you!
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Jul 9, 2019 19:31
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Really didn’t care for Dave and Bryan’s response to the Mike and Maria segments.
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Great Dave day on twitter. https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1148678878564503552 Which for some reason reminds me that the original (and maybe current) Observer in Dave's avatar is a fake issue they mocked up since they didn't have a decent jpeg of an actual Observer.
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Jul 9, 2019 20:52
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mkay0 posted:Really didn’t care for Dave and Bryan’s response to the Mike and Maria segments. why? Their takes on it were like just as plain and neutral as everybody else's. It's not like they were howling and calling Mike a cuck
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Low Desert Punk posted:why? Their takes on it were like just as plain and neutral as everybody else's. It's not like they were howling and calling Mike a cuck Felt like a ‘women, amirite’? tone to me. Really don’t care for Dave’s anecdotes about women in his personal life. I know everyone loves his banana story, but it’s just not for me.
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alvarez getting the name of his own book wrong really boils my piss. he did it on observer radio the other night and keeps doing it on twitter. https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1148660897432268800?s=21 https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1125512244618452992?s=21 https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1146131971598237698?s=21 it's clearly "know & do". i bet this attention to detail carries across into the actual book.
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Jul 9, 2019 21:21
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When I was listening to Bryan and Vinny they still played songs and in a couple of those songs was drops of dave talking about jumping into a swimming pool from a balcony or something like that and how he knows how to lose and stay over. Were these from a story anybody remembers?
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Jul 9, 2019 21:29
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mkay0 posted:Felt like a ‘women, amirite’? tone to me. Really don’t care for Dave’s anecdotes about women in his personal life. I know everyone loves his banana story, but it’s just not for me. i mean they were talking about how stupid and offensive the angle was, and how WWE only knows how to write women as bitchy and crazy because that's what's going on with Maria. they've talked about it for literal years. The only time they came close to agreeing with the conceit of the angle was Dave being lightly exasperated by his wife having pregnancy cravings
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It's not something that happens with every pregnancy, but the weird food stuff and extreme mood swings can be a thing. My wife's second pregnancy was like that. One of my employees, during her second pregnancy, said she had a bizarre craving for Play-Doh. I didn't take any of it as Dave mocking women, bit whatever.
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Jul 9, 2019 21:53
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mkay0 posted:Felt like a ‘women, amirite’? tone to me. Really don’t care for Dave’s anecdotes about women in his personal life. I know everyone loves his banana story, but it’s just not for me. I think you might be reading into a bit considering they obviously hate the angle and the entire angle is "women, amirite?"
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Gumball Gumption posted:I think you might be reading into a bit considering they obviously hate the angle and the entire angle is "women, amirite?" Maybe I am overthinking it. Dave doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt with me on talking about women, so maybe I’m being too critical. I took 4-5 months off after the Peyton thing, so maybe I’m just on alert for something that’s not there.
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I do totally see where you're coming from and I'm giving a bit of an assumption that Dave's idiot mouth is messing him up. They obviously hate the angle because it's very "women am I right?" but they're consistently bad at explaining why they hate these angles without sounding like they're taking the same viewpoint as Vince/WWE. They're also dude Bros who've chilled with time so they do have some lovely opinions so it makes sense to expect them to say lovely stuff too.
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Gumball Gumption posted:I do totally see where you're coming from and I'm giving a bit of an assumption that Dave's idiot mouth is messing him up. They obviously hate the angle because it's very "women am I right?" but they're consistently bad at explaining why they hate these angles without sounding like they're taking the same viewpoint as Vince/WWE. what did they say that could possibly be interpreted as taking the same viewpoint as the WWE? They talked about it for like 45 seconds and buried the segment, and Bryan didn't think pregnancy cravings were real and Dave said they were. i feel like I listened to completely different audio
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“Pregnancy can cause huge mood swings” isn’t a hot take even if Dave can be weird about women sometimes
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mkay0 posted:I took 4-5 months off after the Peyton thing, so maybe I’m just on alert for something that’s not there. at least you're consistent in getting worked up over nothing
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Jul 10, 2019 09:03
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I love to purposefully misunderstand dave meltzer in order to hold a great feast of opportunistic hateful bullshit at the behest of The Company. can't believe he called peyton "jelly roll" while rubbing his grossly defined old man abs
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Talk is Jericho covers his time in Mexico with CMLL and Paco Alonso stories. It’s good but the ads are extra out of place.
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Don't let that Holzerman guy recap your Dave moments for you. He's a crypto Dave Metlzer Gotcha Guy.
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mkay0 posted:I took 4-5 months off after the Peyton thing, so maybe I'm just on alert for something that's not there. howling at this
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Jul 10, 2019 15:42
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What was the Peyton thing again? I legitimately don't even remember.
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CascadeBeta posted:What was the Peyton thing again? I legitimately don't even remember. Dave was trying to say she wrestles different because of her new tits but accidentally called her fat instead. The actual audio has him doing the "I'm trying to be polite but everything I'm saying is coming out wrong" pauses and ums. This of course gets picked up by the gotcha types and then WWE does a full court social media press against him with noted bootlicker Seth Rollins chiming in.
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CascadeBeta posted:What was the Peyton thing again? I legitimately don't even remember. Said her work had gotten worse since she got her boobs done, but tried to be tactful about it to the point that some people heard it as bodyshaming her, which WWE jumped on and fanned the flames of.
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