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Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Aleph Null posted:

He's too old?

No problem, Marvel has gotten scary good with their de-aging effects

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I probably posted about this before at least once, but: when law enforcement agents or lawyers are presenting a file to someone, they always just toss it on the person's desk. That's just rude. They are right there. Hand it to them.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Basebf555 posted:

Well they are unnecessary(to the plot). Both are characters that barely appear in the movie and really don't have a lot of connection to the plot in any meaningful way. The fact that they're based on real life events doesn't seem to me to be relevant here. Goodfellas and Casino aren't docudramas.

Samual l Jackson’s death was tied into the plot as it is the start of robert De Niro’s character killing all the loose ends.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Krispy Wafer posted:

If the po-po catches you, the best fake ID in the world is going to be blown if they also find another fake ID on you. I don’t think you’re supposed to carry them all in the same bag.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Nick Fury is really dumb in Far From Home.

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Nick Fury is really dumb in Far From Home.

Well there's a post credit scene that gives some reason for him not quite acting himself.

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar
Outed as the guy who doesn’t check if there are post credits scenes before leaving the theater, especially a Marvel movie.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Kramdar posted:

Outed as the guy who doesn’t check if there are post credits scenes before leaving the theater, especially a Marvel movie.

They had one of the best post credit scenes of any Marvel movie.

I failed to stay around for the post post credit scene.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
I always stay through the whole credits regardless of any scenes as respect for all the people who worked on the movie.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Beachcomber posted:

I always stay through the whole credits regardless of any scenes as respect for all the people who worked on the movie.

My brother did that once to us when he was 13 and we never let him forget it. He was such an earnest kid, bless him.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Kramdar posted:

Outed as the guy who doesn’t check if there are post credits scenes before leaving the theater, especially a Marvel movie.

I usually do, but it was late and cold and I was super tired. Mind spoiling it for me?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I usually do, but it was late and cold and I was super tired. Mind spoiling it for me?

Turns out he was hydra all along

I’m on a phone don’t make me tag that poo poo



modedit: there is a pretty good chance Alan Smithee is making a joke here but there is also a chance that he is not. so you know.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 08:18 on Jul 11, 2019

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I usually do, but it was late and cold and I was super tired. Mind spoiling it for me?

Fury and Hill were being replaced by Skrull shapeshifters. If you didn't see Captain Marvel this probably won't make sense. Fury was replaced by the main Skrull dude. He leaves a voicemail for the actual Fury telling him about the stuff that has happened. The movie then cuts to Fury listening to the voicemail while chilling on a beach. As the camera pans out we see that it is not an actual beach, merely a room simulating a beach. The camera keeps panning out and Fury is on a space station/ship with a lot of people working in the background. He then asks who took his shoes. The end.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I was really disappointed when there was no surfboard reveal. Easy tie-in/merch sales spot right there!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Mierenneuker posted:

Fury and Hill were being replaced by Skrull shapeshifters. If you didn't see Captain Marvel this probably won't make sense. Fury was replaced by the main Skrull dude. He leaves a voicemail for the actual Fury telling him about the stuff that has happened. The movie then cuts to Fury listening to the voicemail while chilling on a beach. As the camera pans out we see that it is not an actual beach, merely a room simulating a beach. The camera keeps panning out and Fury is on a space station/ship with a lot of people working in the background. He then asks who took his shoes. The end.

Yeah, to be clear this isn't Secret Invasion. This is 2 friendly skrulls covering for Fury while he's off doing space stuff.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Aphrodite posted:

Yeah, to be clear this isn't Secret Invasion. This is 2 friendly skrulls covering for Fury while he's off doing space stuff.

Ahh. That's actually way funnier. Basically a take on the Life Model Decoys for the lazy? And now I'm picturing the workplace comedy of having shapeshifters cover for you.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Aphrodite posted:

Yeah, to be clear this isn't Secret Invasion. This is 2 friendly skrulls covering for Fury while he's off doing space stuff.

My guess is that they'll be doing Secret Wars next, just so we can get the alien symbiote on Spider-Man, then get the Venom storyline.

Oh, and it makes for an easy way to introduce the Fantastic Four/Galactus. Hell, we still haven't seen Adam Warlock yet & he was teased back in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Android Apocalypse posted:

My guess is that they'll be doing Secret Wars next, just so we can get the alien symbiote on Spider-Man, then get the Venom storyline.

Oh, and it makes for an easy way to introduce the Fantastic Four/Galactus. Hell, we still haven't seen Adam Warlock yet & he was teased back in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

I thought it was from the first movie. The 2nd had Sylvester Stallone show up at the end to reunite the clans or whatever, the bandits

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Jobbo_Fett posted:

I thought it was from the first movie. The 2nd had Sylvester Stallone show up at the end to reunite the clans or whatever, the bandits

That was the regular ending to the movie. The mid credits had teenager Groot. The end credits show the pod that's making Warlock.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

IUG posted:

That was the regular ending to the movie. The mid credits had teenager Groot. The end credits show the pod that's making Warlock.

drat, I gotta find the ending(s) to the first one now to refresh my memory.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Android Apocalypse posted:

Oh, and it makes for an easy way to introduce the Fantastic Four/Galactus.
Disney don't have the rights for that, do they?

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Pilchenstein posted:

Disney don't have the rights for that, do they?

acquired in the merger with 20th century fox.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
yeah, a big part of the point of the Fox merger was to loophole themselves the rights to X-Men/Fantastic Four/as much of whatever else Fox has had their grimy fingers all over for the past couple decades as they can get their hands on. Now they just have to slot everything into the main MCU, which you can see the groundwork for in several of the more recent films

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Pilchenstein posted:

Disney don't have the rights for that, do they?

Disney owns at least one of your internal organs.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Pilchenstein posted:

Disney don't have the rights for that, do they?

They do, what they dont have the rights to is Venom. I didnt see the Venom movie that came out recently (I thought it looked terrible, but a lot of my comic book fan friends seemed to think it looked amazing, but then I've always been a little meh on Venom as a character). If it performed poorly then Sony might licence Marvel back the rights to Venom, like they have with Spider-Man. If it performed well then its full steam ahead on the sony spider-man-characters-without-spider-man-verse.

I reckon the reason adam warlock was teased then nothing came of it was probably because he could have been pencilled in to be in Guardians 3, but then that got delayed due to the whole thing with Gunn being fired. Or it was a random tease for the comic fans that was never intended come to anything (like Howard the Duck) or that the plans simply changed (Like The Leader being teased in Hulk).

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Disney had 3 of the top 5 movies last week.

Disney owns EVERYTHING.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That's not quite what the deal is. Marvel can use Spider-Man in exchange for Sony being able to use MCU characters, but Sony makes 100% of the money from Spider-Man stuff and Marvel gets 100% of MCU stuff he's in.

Sony still made Homecoming and Far From Home.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Venom made a shitload of money, so I have no doubt they're trying to make a franchise or at least a sequel out of it. Honestly I think it'd be cool to have Tom Hardy in the MCU how they currently have spider-man in it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

TontoCorazon posted:

Venom made a shitload of money, so I have no doubt they're trying to make a franchise or at least a sequel out of it. Honestly I think it'd be cool to have Tom Hardy in the MCU how they currently have spider-man in it.

Yeah I enjoyed Venom a lot more than I expected. The real :psyduck: thing would be for MCU Peter to work at the Daily Bugle in the next Spider-Man movie, have him meet Tom Hardy's Eddie Brock, do the "Sin Ester" storyline, have Brock leave, then have it segue into Sony's 1st Venom storyline.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Aphrodite posted:

That's not quite what the deal is. Marvel can use Spider-Man in exchange for Sony being able to use MCU characters, but Sony makes 100% of the money from Spider-Man stuff and Marvel gets 100% of MCU stuff he's in.

Sony still made Homecoming and Far From Home.

Sony and Disney co-produced the MCU spider-man films, then Sony distributed them*. As far as I know Sony couldnt have just put Captain America in the Venom film or anything. Tom Holland is contracted with Marvel/Disney, not Sony. I'm probably wrong about the exact contractual/legal/licensing situation but the gist stil seems to bel "Sony owns the rights to make spider-man movies. In exchange for money/share of the profits/co-production with marvel they let the property be used by disney.".

*I was always told the reason they didnt make a Ruffalo Hulk film is that Universal still have the rights to distribute any solo Hulk movie and after MCU movies started smashing box office records they ddint want to give anyone else the distribution. I guess Spider-man is more important than the hulk to make it worth it. Still, this way we got a stealth planet hulk movie in Thor Ragnarok so I'm not complaining.

TontoCorazon posted:

Venom made a shitload of money, so I have no doubt they're trying to make a franchise or at least a sequel out of it. Honestly I think it'd be cool to have Tom Hardy in the MCU how they currently have spider-man in it.

I've just looked it up, they are planning a Morbius the Living Vampire movie and Venom 2 for 2020, with other movies to follow.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Both sides need to approve uses of their respective owned rights, yeah. Marvel can't just do whatever they want with Spider-Man either.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Alan Smithee posted:

Wasn’t that gotti’s guy the iceman or was there another complete psychopath goomba
Nah, it was Tommy DeSimone, a Lucchese soldier whose grandad and uncle were bosses here in Los Angeles.

Henry Hill says DeSimone got it because Paul Varo tattled on him to the Gambinos for trying to rape Hill's wife, but take that with any grain of salt that Hill didn't try to smoke.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Yea you really can't trust anything Henry Hill says, he was a pathological liar. Towards the end of his life he was a regular phone caller to the Howard Stern Show and he was still non-stop lying even then, about stupid poo poo too.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Venom was fun in an exuberantly dumb way. That version of Eddie Brock was way older-looking than both the Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland Spider-Men, was based in San Fransisco rather than New York, and didn't reference any other Marvel or supernatural stuff.

Also (Far from Home spoiler), The Daily Bugle outs Peter as Spider-Man in the mid-credits, so that's going to be a snag in starting a journalism career.

Still, those aren't insurmountable obstacles.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Xenoletum posted:

acquired in the merger with 20th century fox.
For some reason I thought Universal had the FF rights.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Dr Christmas posted:

Venom was fun in an exuberantly dumb way. That version of Eddie Brock was way older-looking than both the Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland Spider-Men, was based in San Fransisco rather than New York, and didn't reference any other Marvel or supernatural stuff.

Also (Far from Home spoiler), The Daily Bugle outs Peter as Spider-Man in the mid-credits, so that's going to be a snag in starting a journalism career.

Still, those aren't insurmountable obstacles.

Easy. The next movie won't be about Spider-Man. It'll be about Night Monkey.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Krispy Wafer posted:

Disney had 3 of the top 5 movies last week.

Disney owns EVERYTHING.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Pilchenstein posted:

For some reason I thought Universal had the FF rights.

I think Universal has Namor.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Disney owns at least one of your internal organs.

What was the name of that movie about the guys who "reposess" organs from people who leased them from a megacorp? Not that bit from the Monty Python movie. This movie opened with the main character participating in a bloody raid where he and his partner murdered a bunch of people and took the leased organs back to the megacorp for a bounty.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Schubalts posted:

What was the name of that movie about the guys who "reposess" organs from people who leased them from a megacorp? Not that bit from the Monty Python movie. This movie opened with the main character participating in a bloody raid where he and his partner murdered a bunch of people and took the leased organs back to the megacorp for a bounty.

Repo a genetic opera?

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