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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Jurgan posted:

There's also the thread favorite cartoon of MLK talking about "peaceful protests" and mad scribbling in the margins about how dare he call himself a man of God.





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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Political cartoonists writing what things either are or symbolize on literally everything will never not be funny to me. it's like they have no confidence in their drawing or joke making skills, as well as no confidence in their dumb readers being able to get any of the subtext without it being literally spelled out.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Are they wrong?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Not at all. It's just funny that they are employed as political cartoonists.

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

Katt posted:

Yeah because farm subsidies make it cheaper than sugar as a sweetener.


I'm not even against farm subsidies. They're important. Just maybe save them for stuff the people eat?

lol do you think people don't eat corn??

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1148640579510816768

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

sunken fleet posted:

lol do you think people don't eat corn??

Not in the amount that the government encourages farmers to grow.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Livestock also eat corn. Like a lot of it

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



A reminder and introduction to newcomers about the #DARKCEL core belief system.

We are not ''incel'', we are the next evolution and solution to the inceldom, and mankind in general, we represent the next paradigm shift in thinking, we are the true enlightened. We are none of those cookie cutter right-wing, left-wing, centrist ideologies, we are beyond such childish concepts.

To be Darkcel, is to know that there is no light in the Tunnel of Life, there is only darkness. and as Darkcels, we tame the darkness, and forge our own destiny among the endless nothingness, we create a future, we, are architects of destiny itself.
We Darkcels, are born from that darkness at its worse, the darkness was not kind to us, but we do not sorrow or complain about the past, because our suffering IS what turned us into the transcendent beings that we are today. We once sought out things like love, relationships, but moids have traumatized us because we could never have what we desired, but this trauma saved us in the end, we no longer care about moids, we know how much of a lost cause moids are, above all, our disconnection from such primal urges is the source of our enlightenment, it helped us see beyond the ordinary, we ascended beyond the limits of ''Thinking'' and ''Rationality'' itself, we serve a higher purpose that transcends the ordinary mind, of ordinary thinking or as we like to call it, the ''Old thinking''. We are the ''New thinking''.

The unenlightened, slaves to the old thinking believe there is ''light'' at the end of the tunnel of life. We know there is not. We do not chase a illusion that don't exist, we will not condemn humanity to yet another cycle. Everything that is happening today happened thousands of years ago, this is the result of an ongoing cycle. A cycle that mankind condemns itself because of it's outdated thinking. A cycle where the strong rise, then give birth to the weak, then the weak take over, then society collapses, and from the collapse, the strong rises again and so on. A cycle. As of 2019, we are on the brink of collapse.

Chasing the ''light'' that doesn't exist, is why the cycle is still ongoing. All forms of old thinking are rooted in chasing that ''light'', all ideologies of the old thinking believe there is a ''fix'', they believe that their ways work, a endless fight, chasing this non-existent ''light''. There is no such thing as ''light''. Only Darkness.

The Left-Wing believes that emotions go first or whatever a false sense of morality, they continue to shove down their nonsense down people's throats and claim that it is ''morally right'' easily win over people. These dangerous ideals condemn us to swift self-destruction and quick collapse, the end of the current cycle. They are militant blue pillers who defend and encourage more blue pillery, the cattle, unenlightened. Not much to say really, they're very basic and foolish. Not any different from your average slave, the blue pilled.

The Right-Wing believes in human nature and believes it's ''better''. admittedly their methods do work, but are temporal so ultimately it is futile and naive. Believing in Human nature is believing in the old thinking, and it will be our downfall. The Right-Wing is a slave to the cycle. They are the redpill, who funnily enough calls it self the ''truth'' and ''enlightened''. The redpill does in fact see the truth I will not deny that, but they do at a superficial level, the redpill only knows a rumor of true knowledge.

The Centrist are fools pretending to be ''smart'' and brag about their absurd, childish notions of right and wrong, but beneath that façade, they are frightened little children incapable of antyhing. They are a mix of right-left in a way that doesn't make sense yet they justify by using big words to fake a sense of intellect and ''knowledge'' ''rationality''. Ultimately, they doom humanity. The cycle will continue on.

And then, there's the Blackpill. Fools who condemn themselves and humanity by not doing anything. They would rather die like animals than to be a part of a higher order and sense of thinking. They are hopeless. They understand there is only darkness in the tunnel of life, but they succumb to the darkness instead of taming it. They are a lost cause. And tools to those who are in control.

We Darkcels exist beyond such childish concepts, no cookie cutter bullshit ideologies, we, are the answer to the cycle. We, are the ones who will tame the shadows and become ''Destiny'' itself, we will give birth to a new world order, a true age of enlightenment. We are the personification of Death to the old. Defenders of the Old thinking will resist our blanketing in cold, endless night, but we will come out on top. But eventually, this world will come to accept us.

We despise moids and do not want them anywhere for their existence. Moids are mostly to blame for everything, they are to blame for the sanity and shaping of mankind's mental state that slaves itself to the old thinking. our traumatic experiences of rejection are but a rain drop of a larger world. In our new world, Moids will cease to exist, among many other things.

With that being said, thank you for listening. This of course is only a taste, a superficial entry-level understanding of what it means to be a Darkcel. Enjoy your stay and interact with us for more, become an acolyte of our ways...

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

So basically they aspire to be genocidal JRPG villians. Huh.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Ratoslov posted:

So basically they aspire to be genocidal JRPG villians. Huh.

Yes but additionally they can’t get laid

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Yes but additionally they can’t get laid

I'm playing Final Fantasy 14 right now. This game's got a lot of villains in it, but I can tell you right now that none of them were having sex.

Except for maybe the giant evil dragon, I'm not looking into that one for confirmation.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

We once sought out things like love, relationships, but moids have traumatized us because we could never have what we desired, but this trauma saved us in the end, we no longer care about moids, we know how much of a lost cause moids are, above all, our disconnection from such primal urges is the source of our enlightenment, it helped us see beyond the ordinary, we ascended beyond the limits of ''Thinking'' and ''Rationality'' itself, we serve a higher purpose that transcends the ordinary mind, of ordinary thinking or as we like to call it, the ''Old thinking''.

This is a single sentence. Also, this guy talks like an evil wizard.

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
We are the truly enlightened, the power unseen working in the shadows

*is a 22 year old dork who sits infront of the computer all day jerking off to my little pony porn, never gets a life, dies alone*

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Unfortunately at least a handful of them are proper psychopaths and will probably murder a bunch of people because they no longer have brains they just have a skull full of internet

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Ratoslov posted:

So basically they aspire to be genocidal JRPG villians. Huh.


Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
These supposed "fictional" characters that were totally not made up by video game writers.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Very cool to have giant dork Vergil from Devil May Cry as your idol.

Torchlighter
Jan 15, 2012

I Got Kids. I need this.
I mean, it doesn't make any sense at all, because all of those characters don't even want to do any of those things. Like, this is an elaborate troll, or someone just pulled those ones because he liked their aesthetic

besides, 'Darkcel' is just the loving NPC meme crossed with inceldom.

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

I read the entire giant wall of text and I still don't get exactly what it's trying to say. I think my brain is attempting to protect me. It seems like....Incels and Babby's First Nihilism?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
The gently caress is a 'moid'? Am I a moid? I think I might be.

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

Unkempt posted:

The gently caress is a 'moid'? Am I a moid? I think I might be.

I know foid is how some incels refer to women. Because female wasn't dehumanizing enough. I'm pretty certain it's short for "feminine humanoid" or something equally terrible. So "moid" probably refers to men. Or maybe humankind as a whole.

Karneios
Nov 5, 2009

Necrothatcher posted:

Very cool to have giant dork Vergil from Devil May Cry as your idol.

But vergil has hosed, that's canonical

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Femoid is the way they refer to women yes. Moid is a shortening I assume?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Collapsing Farts posted:

*is a 22 year old dork who sits infront of the computer all day jerking off to my little pony porn, never gets a life, dies alone*

In a just world with a loving God this would be the proper and only outcome but it’s 2019 so look for one of these dudes to be nominated for a cabinet level position soon.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Echoing out from 3006 comes a lone voice, high and thin:

"CHEER UP, EMO KID!"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/mrmrf8/status/1148897654467940352

I wonder which field is worse for attracting woo responses than archaeology.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Illidan Stormrage in that Darkcel image spends 10000 years pining for his brother's girlfriend.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Scratch Monkey posted:

In a just world with a loving God this would be the proper and only outcome but it’s 2019 so look for one of these dudes to be nominated for a cabinet level position soon.

In 2022, Steven Miller, who is already the secretary of defense, labor, and the head of the EPA, is declared the "Moid Czar", in charge of trumps new Blackpill Bureaucracy.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/mrmrf8/status/1148897654467940352

I wonder which field is worse for attracting woo responses than archaeology.

Quantum physics might give it a run for its money.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/mrmrf8/status/1148897654467940352

I wonder which field is worse for attracting woo responses than archaeology.

Calgary and Salt Lake City look super important according to this map. I have no idea what that means.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Absurd Alhazred posted:

I wonder which field is worse for attracting woo responses than archaeology.

I think Medicine has you covered for that.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/chiproytx/status/1148439655165124608

Thank you to the sitting member of Congress

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/katrinagulliver/status/1148934064990236672?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1148959738853580801

I didn't realize kapos were still around

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/repbeatty/status/1148641212087361536?s=21

RedSnapper
Nov 22, 2016

He's just one of the Good Ones.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




I mean, this tweet is cooler than vaping :shrug:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

A reminder and introduction to newcomers about the #DARKCEL core belief system.

We are not ''incel'', we are the next evolution and solution to the inceldom, and mankind in general, we represent the next paradigm shift in thinking, we are the true enlightened. We are none of those cookie cutter right-wing, left-wing, centrist ideologies, we are beyond such childish concepts.

To be Darkcel, is to know that there is no light in the Tunnel of Life, there is only darkness. and as Darkcels, we tame the darkness, and forge our own destiny among the endless nothingness, we create a future, we, are architects of destiny itself.
We Darkcels, are born from that darkness at its worse, the darkness was not kind to us, but we do not sorrow or complain about the past, because our suffering IS what turned us into the transcendent beings that we are today. We once sought out things like love, relationships, but moids have traumatized us because we could never have what we desired, but this trauma saved us in the end, we no longer care about moids, we know how much of a lost cause moids are, above all, our disconnection from such primal urges is the source of our enlightenment, it helped us see beyond the ordinary, we ascended beyond the limits of ''Thinking'' and ''Rationality'' itself, we serve a higher purpose that transcends the ordinary mind, of ordinary thinking or as we like to call it, the ''Old thinking''. We are the ''New thinking''.

The unenlightened, slaves to the old thinking believe there is ''light'' at the end of the tunnel of life. We know there is not. We do not chase a illusion that don't exist, we will not condemn humanity to yet another cycle. Everything that is happening today happened thousands of years ago, this is the result of an ongoing cycle. A cycle that mankind condemns itself because of it's outdated thinking. A cycle where the strong rise, then give birth to the weak, then the weak take over, then society collapses, and from the collapse, the strong rises again and so on. A cycle. As of 2019, we are on the brink of collapse.

Chasing the ''light'' that doesn't exist, is why the cycle is still ongoing. All forms of old thinking are rooted in chasing that ''light'', all ideologies of the old thinking believe there is a ''fix'', they believe that their ways work, a endless fight, chasing this non-existent ''light''. There is no such thing as ''light''. Only Darkness.

The Left-Wing believes that emotions go first or whatever a false sense of morality, they continue to shove down their nonsense down people's throats and claim that it is ''morally right'' easily win over people. These dangerous ideals condemn us to swift self-destruction and quick collapse, the end of the current cycle. They are militant blue pillers who defend and encourage more blue pillery, the cattle, unenlightened. Not much to say really, they're very basic and foolish. Not any different from your average slave, the blue pilled.

The Right-Wing believes in human nature and believes it's ''better''. admittedly their methods do work, but are temporal so ultimately it is futile and naive. Believing in Human nature is believing in the old thinking, and it will be our downfall. The Right-Wing is a slave to the cycle. They are the redpill, who funnily enough calls it self the ''truth'' and ''enlightened''. The redpill does in fact see the truth I will not deny that, but they do at a superficial level, the redpill only knows a rumor of true knowledge.

The Centrist are fools pretending to be ''smart'' and brag about their absurd, childish notions of right and wrong, but beneath that façade, they are frightened little children incapable of antyhing. They are a mix of right-left in a way that doesn't make sense yet they justify by using big words to fake a sense of intellect and ''knowledge'' ''rationality''. Ultimately, they doom humanity. The cycle will continue on.

And then, there's the Blackpill. Fools who condemn themselves and humanity by not doing anything. They would rather die like animals than to be a part of a higher order and sense of thinking. They are hopeless. They understand there is only darkness in the tunnel of life, but they succumb to the darkness instead of taming it. They are a lost cause. And tools to those who are in control.

We Darkcels exist beyond such childish concepts, no cookie cutter bullshit ideologies, we, are the answer to the cycle. We, are the ones who will tame the shadows and become ''Destiny'' itself, we will give birth to a new world order, a true age of enlightenment. We are the personification of Death to the old. Defenders of the Old thinking will resist our blanketing in cold, endless night, but we will come out on top. But eventually, this world will come to accept us.

We despise moids and do not want them anywhere for their existence. Moids are mostly to blame for everything, they are to blame for the sanity and shaping of mankind's mental state that slaves itself to the old thinking. our traumatic experiences of rejection are but a rain drop of a larger world. In our new world, Moids will cease to exist, among many other things.

With that being said, thank you for listening. This of course is only a taste, a superficial entry-level understanding of what it means to be a Darkcel. Enjoy your stay and interact with us for more, become an acolyte of our ways...

Oh great, the incels discovered Nietzsche, the First Incel.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Pokemon go gently caress yourself

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