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The OSS, a cia precursor org, tried taping housecats to gliding bombs on the theory that they would steer the bomb towards enemy ships because they did not want to get wet
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Jul 10, 2019 17:47
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did it work
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Jul 10, 2019 17:49
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Bushiz posted:The OSS, a cia precursor org, tried taping housecats to gliding bombs on the theory that they would steer the bomb towards enemy ships because they did not want to get wet ok the cia is good now
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Jul 10, 2019 17:49
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The actual CIA had a plan to spy on the Russian consulate by implanting microphones into cats and releasing them near the consulate
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Jul 10, 2019 17:50
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https://twitter.com/bridgietherease/status/1148995758206533632?s=20
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Jul 10, 2019 17:51
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yeah this is why the kgb ran circles around the CIA. our intelligence services have always just been rich kid clubs If you want a great* example of just how amateurish CIA operations can be, read up on the preliminaries of Operation Ajax, where Allan Dulles and co basically flew to Iran with a giant bag of money and drove around openly looking for anyone who'd take it in exchange for pretending to be part of a pro-Pahlavi/anti-Mossadeq resistance group.
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bird with big dick posted:did it work It revolved around a cat doing what you want it to, so I'm gonna guess they blew up their own ships repeatedly.
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bird with big dick posted:did it work a successful strike by the bat bombs!  [they were accidentally released during training and napalmed their own research facility]
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quote:It is unclear how the cat was supposed to actually guide a bomb attached to it as it fell from the sky but the plan never got past the testing stages since the cats had a bad habit of becoming unconscious mid-drop. e: I like that they put a cat into the bomb and didn't work out how the gently caress it was supposed to actually steer the thing. Galactic brain geniuses. Moridin920 has issued a correction as of 17:57 on Jul 10, 2019 |
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The OSS had an alternate plan to the Doolittle raids on tokyo where they would tie tiny incindiary devices to hundreds of thousands of bats, and those bats would fly into the crevices of the buildings of Tokyo and detonate, burning the city down
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Jul 10, 2019 17:56
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Whoever could possibly have foreseen a cat taking a nap?
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the CIA flushed millions of dollars down the toilet to research whether the lyrics of "Louie Louie" contained subliminal communist propaganda. they're dumb as gently caressBest Friends posted:alternate explanation: a lot of people who are dumb as poo poo end up in the intelligence space because the requirements for entry are less "be incredibly competent" like in the movies and are actually more like "be a boring square through college and join the correct frat." get that OUT of my face has issued a correction as of 18:02 on Jul 10, 2019 |
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Its dumb to assume that the cia/fbi/etc are all dumbasses. Bc if they’re doing something correctly then it’s obviously going to be a secret. You only hear about the fuckups
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Jul 10, 2019 18:01
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Bushiz posted:The OSS had an alternate plan to the Doolittle raids on tokyo where they would tie tiny incindiary devices to hundreds of thousands of bats, and those bats would fly into the crevices of the buildings of Tokyo and detonate, burning the city down come on no way
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Jul 10, 2019 18:01
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Algund Eenboom posted:Its dumb to assume that the cia/fbi/etc are all dumbasses. Bc if they’re doing something correctly then it’s obviously going to be a secret. You only hear about the fuckups thats what they say about cops but i aint ever met someone who was significantly helped by a cop
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Damage Case posted:come on no way That photo above is the bat bombs napalming their own facility. They also tried to have pigeons steer bombs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon
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Damage Case posted:come on no way You have no idea the number and creativity of really dumb ideas people came up with during WWII. chaser: quote:Adams, for his part, went on to a variety of crazy schemes. Right after, he advocated bombing the prairies with seed packets, and patented that scheme. And finally, after moving to Washington state, he tried to garner interest in a fried chicken vending machine. Truly Adams was a man with some ideas of his own making.
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My favorite was the artificial iceberg aircraft carrier. Anyway speaking of airplanes and private islands
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Algund Eenboom posted:Its dumb to assume that the cia/fbi/etc are all dumbasses. Bc if they’re doing something correctly then it’s obviously going to be a secret. You only hear about the fuckups
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Feranon posted:like the old god cronus devouring his own children, the wealthiest have already demonstrated a willingness to destroy the young and innocent, to leave them traumatized and devoid of hope for a better future, all for the thrill of a little momentary power and material comfort. they do this in so many indirect ways while pursuing their hollow "enrichment" that it can be no surprise when a bunch of them choose to destroy the young in much more violent and vulgar ways we already have a patriarchal rapist in charge op it's come and gone
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Dr. Killjoy posted:The more levelheaded conspiracy researchers and writers during the Bush years noted that for whatever reason, ex-intelligence and former Bush White House aides were entering the 9/11 Truth movement but to back absolute and demonstrably false horseshit like “there were no planes/none of the hijacking victims actually died”, “Russia was behind it”, and of course “jet fuel can’t melt steal beams”. Note the staying power of these myths. I had thought UFOs were present day mythologizing about phenomena imperceptible to the intoxicated/poorly educated, like a modern day tall tale along the lines of Paul Bunyan. However, now that you mentioned it, I do recall some former FSB dude talking about how there needs to be “present” and “necessary” conditions for any psyop to take root . .
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:The deep state is real and it's sole purpose is to protect our pedophile ruling class The investigation is being handled by an anticorruption unit. The Deep State is at war with itself. 
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Man Musk posted:I had thought UFOs were present day mythologizing about phenomena imperceptible to the intoxicated/poorly educated, like a modern day tall tale along the lines of Paul Bunyan. Well I mean yes it’s both, for a good insight into UFOs as modern myth and developing religion, check out Diane Pasulka’s American Cosmic. Back to sex rings and the CIA, I suspect this could all be called Operation K-12, and only 9-12 have been compromised.
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Jul 10, 2019 18:28
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:ok the cia is good now the cia will be a hilarious treasure to humanity the second they are no longer exist any form which possesses or wields power of any kind except perhaps preserving and displaying records of their hilarious misadventures
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Jul 10, 2019 18:44
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lmbo imagine thinking Ufos arent real
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lol if u haven't seen a ufo
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lol if you don't buzz fighter jets in your "ufo" (lol humans right?)
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:the cia got all their assets in china killed because they were having them directly upload stolen information to the cia.gov website Good.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:the cia got all their assets in china killed because they were having them directly upload stolen information to the cia.gov website Wait really?
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That would be a good and easy way to purge unwanted employee agents.
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Jul 10, 2019 19:22
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Al! posted:lol if u haven't seen a ufo
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if aliens are real i imagine they love to watch us because we're so comically stupid and self destructive as a species
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"these dumbasses are detonating nuclear bombs in their own atmosphere!"
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Dr. Killjoy posted:check out Diane Pasulka’s American Cosmic. i kinda disliked this book...its was fun and all but it reads like a movie script. i think remember her saying there were major edits or something but not what they were. did enjoy Prisoner of Infinity: UFOs, Social Engineering, and the Psychology of Fragmentation. it uses personal narrative to fuse the child abuse and popular ufo stories while deconstructing the works and figure of Whitley Strieber
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:the cia got all their assets in china killed because they were having them directly upload stolen information to the cia.gov website There was also the case of agents uploading Fitbit gPS telemetry.
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Fiend posted:There was also the case of agents uploading Fitbit gPS telemetry. lmfao https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-29/fitness-tracking-app-accidentally-reveals-secret-us-military-bases-cia-black-sites https://twitter.com/LostWeapons/status/957342822377472000
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Wait really? U.S. intelligence officers were also able to identify digital links between the covert communications system and the U.S. government itself, according to one former official—links the Chinese agencies almost certainly found as well. These digital links would have made it relatively easy for China to deduce that the covert communications system was being used by the CIA. In fact, some of these links pointed back to parts of the CIA’s own website, according to the former official. The covert communications system used in China was first employed by U.S. security forces in war zones in the Middle East, where the security challenges and tactical objectives are different, the sources said. “It migrated to countries with sophisticated counterintelligence operations, like China,” one of the officials said. The system was not designed to withstand the scrutiny of a place like China, where the CIA faced a highly sophisticated intelligence service and a completely different online environment.
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