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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

this is going to end up tied back to the penn state scandal somehow and it's going to just be pedophilia all the way down

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Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Chokes McGee posted:

this is going to end up tied back to the penn state scandal somehow and it's going to just be pedophilia all the way down

100% of our elite institutions are nothing but a gigantic ouroboros of blackmail and rape.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Torpor posted:

100% of our elite institutions are nothing but a gigantic ouroboros of blackmail and rape.

plus ça change :sigh:

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
they took down twitter for getting too close to the truth

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?


Lipstick Apathy

It's already down. Anyone got a screen shot?

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

spacing in vienna posted:

It's already down. Anyone got a screen shot?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Man, Nancy Pelosi is going to slow clap this so loving hard

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Hell yeah, True Detective was a documentary and the world elite are all practicing an esoteric Satanic mystery religion in plain sight

BBC posted:

Switzerland tunnel: The oddest moments of the opening ceremony
1 June 2016



From the World Cup to the Olympics, it is not a significant event if you don't have an unusual opening ceremony to go with it.

This was also the case when the Gotthard base tunnel, the longest and deepest in the world, was inaugurated on Wednesday.

Here are some of the most striking moments from the ceremony - we have tried to explain what is going on as far as possible. It was not always possible.



The ceremony represented different aspects of Swiss culture - at this point, milk floats drove in a procession



In the middle of all of this, an actor sat down, looked rather underwhelmed by everything, and ate his lunch



A topless woman decked as a bird hovered above actors representing the nine construction workers who died during the building of the tunnel



It is unclear what the German, French and Italian leaders, who were all present, made of the ceremony



Parts of the show proved very popular with some of those in the audience, however



Some viewers were left baffled, as, perhaps, were some participants



At one point, there were lots of people rolling around in white underwear



They, too, looked a bit blank about the whole thing - it was put together by German director Volker Hesse, whose most famous work has been done in Switzerland







When the stars are right they'll connect this tunnel with the higher dimensional energies being generated through the Large Hadron Collider and the tunnel will become a portal and machine elves who will emerge to feast on our adrenchrome

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
that's some extremely satanic poo poo and not in the good way

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
When you drive through a tunnel it's kind of like your car is doin' it

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

:kiddo: heavy on the saturnalia

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Jesus christ, this is real?

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

hey how come all those boys in that pic get to stuff their undies but none of the gals get to

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Thoguh posted:

Jesus christ, this is real?

its real testimony given under oath i think?
edit: okay a rung or two down from testimony

The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 23:05 on Jul 11, 2019

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Thoguh posted:

Jesus christ, this is real?

Journalistic rigor: its an actual allegation filed in court, but it hasn't gone anywhere
Cspam: lol what do you loving think its all real

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

The Saucer Hovers posted:

hey how come all those boys in that pic get to stuff their undies but none of the gals get to

You shut up. You will not burst my illusion that all these sacrifices to Abaddon had massive hogs

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Helsing posted:

Hell yeah, True Detective was a documentary and the world elite are all practicing an esoteric Satanic mystery religion in plain sight


When the stars are right they'll connect this tunnel with the higher dimensional energies being generated through the Large Hadron Collider and the tunnel will become a portal and machine elves who will emerge to feast on our adrenchrome

how much did they spend on this utter poo poo

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


good god

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing
this poo poo is the fucken worst

nick👏🏻mullen👏🏻is👏🏻my👏🏻spirit👏🏻animal

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

AnEdgelord posted:

My question is why even bring this to trial and risk it? There is a thousand times more heat on Epstein's clients now than there was when he was a fringe theory for internet crackpots.

This feels more like a power play by somebody else but I can't put my finger on who without resorting to wild speculation.

My gut says the Pentagon and the Intelligence community since they don't seem to be directly implicated in the same way that Hollywood, career politicians and Wall Street are but thats veering off into that wild speculation I said I wanted to avoid.

Well the Navy brass was already bribed/blackmailed by a dude nicknamed "Fat Leonard," so they've already gone through their own poo poo recently

quote:

When Francis started contracting with the Navy over 25 years earlier, he faced over a dozen competitors; now, he held claim to nearly the entire Pacific, a region spanning 48 million square miles, with a Naval presence of some 70 ships and 20,000 personnel. Glenn Defense held $250 million in contracts. Francis was meeting with the officials in San Diego to drum up even more business. What he didn’t know is that for two years, a secret team of agents from the Naval Criminal investigative Service (NCIS), the branch’s law enforcement arm, had been monitoring Glenn Defense, gathering evidence of falsified invoices, bribery and fraud.

NCIS investigators estimated Francis had stolen $35 million from the Navy over the past two decades, relying on a network of paid informants within the Navy to secure contracts, prod aircraft carriers to more lucrative “pearl ports” and undercut the competition. He had spies in the contracting office in Singapore, the embassy in Manila and the wardroom of the USS Blue Ridge, the 7th Fleet’s flagship. His network of moles had fed him military secrets and classified information, compromising national security in what prosecutors and other officials call the worst breach since the Cold War.

Francis accomplished all of this with at least $500,000 in bribes to officers, wiring money to hidden accounts or with envelopes of cash delivered in hotel bars, along with hundreds of thousands of dollars paid in meals, women, alcohol and entertainment. He had pictures and videos of the Navy’s best and brightest partying with high-end escorts, and notes on the proclivities of individual members: who preferred Vietnamese twins, group sex or BDSM. He took decorated officers to multi-course dinners, dropping tens of thousands of dollars on their meals; he hosted one multi-day sex party at a five-star Manila penthouse where, court records show, officers were serviced by “a rotating carousel of prostitutes” and drank the hotel out of Dom Perignon, running up an alcohol bill of $50,000.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/fat-leonards-crimes-on-the-high-seas-197055/

Torpor
Oct 20, 2008

.. and now for my next trick, I'll pretend to be a political commentator...

HONK HONK

Atrocious Joe posted:

Well the Navy brass was already bribed/blackmailed by a dude nicknamed "Fat Leonard," so they've already gone through their own poo poo recently

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/fat-leonards-crimes-on-the-high-seas-197055/

goddamn our leaders are loving useless

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Helsing posted:

Hell yeah, True Detective was a documentary and the world elite are all practicing an esoteric Satanic mystery religion in plain sight


When the stars are right they'll connect this tunnel with the higher dimensional energies being generated through the Large Hadron Collider and the tunnel will become a portal and machine elves who will emerge to feast on our adrenchrome

Oh i watched that ceremony. Basically about how carving these tunnels into the earth had a price beyond money and humans are loving stupid to do it, it owned.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Torpor posted:

goddamn our leaders are loving useless

The pathetic thing is that they bent to that kind of blackmail. They are sailors for fucks sake, loving and sucking is all they crave.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Torpor posted:

goddamn our leaders are loving useless

Having a whole two generations where only the worst people get into positions of power really did a number on this country

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Admiral Ray posted:

Oh i watched that ceremony. Basically about how carving these tunnels into the earth had a price beyond money and humans are loving stupid to do it, it owned.

yeah I did a quick and cheap read of it in the Musk thread

Dr. Killjoy posted:

human industry and exploitation of the environment depicted as satanic revelry, clearly self-destructive as depicted by Satan partying so hard he dies (as well as the workers going limp and developing increasingly erratic dances during the tunneling) with the "hope" that something good comes to fruition in the form of the daughter of Satan - representing the extension of human industry and thus further exploitation of the environment (hinted with the clocks turn forward and backward later in the performance). It's a pretty good performance piece and clearly satiric of the whole project and human civilization writ large and lmao that the obvious artistic cues will completely fly past the conspiracy crowd.

and of course if it is a satanic rite it's pretty clearly meant to induce an end-of-history state so the world at large does not cross over into a global cataclysm and society chugs along as if nothing is wrong

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The ultra-rich inevitably falling into pedophilia at rates far greater than the average person is as strong an argument for democratic socialism than some others

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
What makes you think the ultra-rich have more pedophiles per capita than any other population? Or what, you think the "barely legal" category of porn is only for the rich? That only the rich salivate over and count young actresses age until they are 18? Nah, this is common through all segments of the population.

Admiral Ray has issued a correction as of 03:17 on Jul 12, 2019

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Admiral Ray posted:

What makes you think the ultra-rich have more pedophiles per capita than any other population?

interesting question

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
r/jailbait was the biggest subreddit for years. It's not just the rich.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Nobody is talking about the women pedophiles. Nobody is talking about the disabled pedophiles. Why is that?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I bet the middle class does less pedoing than the very poor and the very rich but I don't have the data to back it up yet.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
:yikes:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Helsing posted:

Hell yeah, True Detective was a documentary and the world elite are all practicing an esoteric Satanic mystery religion in plain sight


When the stars are right they'll connect this tunnel with the higher dimensional energies being generated through the Large Hadron Collider and the tunnel will become a portal and machine elves who will emerge to feast on our adrenchrome

theyre trying to build and empower their own goddamned ley lines

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Admiral Ray posted:

r/jailbait was the biggest subreddit for years. It's not just the rich.

it doesn't help that the guy who was in charge of it was basically the :pervert: emote personified

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Admiral Ray posted:

What makes you think the ultra-rich have more pedophiles per capita than any other population? Or what, you think the "barely legal" category of porn is only for the rich? That only the rich salivate over and count young actresses age until they are 18? Nah, this is common through all segments of the population.

The difference is that the super rich have far more ability to act on it with impunity

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Admiral Ray posted:

r/jailbait was the biggest subreddit for years. It's not just the rich.

"teen"/ "barely legal" are still the dominant porn trends although incest is fighting the good fight :twisted:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
smh society can only advance when femdom hits #1

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

basement dweller posted:

how much did they spend on this utter poo poo

ballparking it probably 3-4 million on the ceremony.

Really though any sort of opening ceremony that the gotthard was going to have was going to be around 3 million. It was a 10 billion dollar undertaking, a shitload of dignitaries wanted a photo op and to celebrate about it. The difference between an extremely boring opening ceremony where some fat swiss guy talks for a while and some eurovision reject sings whatever the swiss national anthem and the saturnal bacchanal we got was realistically about 400 thousand, and it honestly loving rules.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Ok yeah I can see that level of pomp being appropriate now that I understand the scale of the project was "gently caress the Alps, we're just gonna blast a 35 mile tunnel under the whole range"

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Christoph
Mar 3, 2005

bird with big dick posted:

I bet the middle class does less pedoing than the very poor and the very rich but I don't have the data to back it up yet.

In federal prison almost every sex offender I knew was from a middle class background.

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