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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene



fyi Warren is gonna lock some people up

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

colachute posted:

Good thing they can’t like... change it so they can add it.

I’m just gaslighting but I wouldn’t put it past this admin to try.

Here's an ACLU guy on it. He's basically saying "yeah this is cool".

https://twitter.com/dale_e_ho/status/1149386755415691264?s=19


Meanwhile: GUTS! Do you have it?

https://twitter.com/TheJasonBoat/status/1149327372673527809?s=19

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
On the Aggro Crag Highway.

Let's send it down to Mo for an updated traffic report...

Mo!!!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
There's another angle of the pigwreck, but I can't link it because twitter is completely down.

So, since I hate myself and it's hysterical that this is happening as the social media dumb bullshit session is starting at the White House:

Gateway Pundit - Jim Hoft, famous DC liar. He basically makes up poo poo and had a Press Corps credential. His thing is basically making up the people who are doing terrorist attacks.

Bill Mitchell - He was the POLLS ARE ALL WRONG, TRUMP IS GREAT, YOU HAVE TO INFLATE EVERYTHING that we all made fun of pre-election. He's factually challenged and lately fell into QAnon because why not.

Benny Johnson - TPUSA plagiarist, formerly BuzzFeed. Also Daily Caller. He keeps getting fired for plagiarism.

Carpe Donktum - A mememaker that makes really dumb pro-trump bullshit for twitter (think Trump 2024, 2028, 2032), then Trump steals them and posts them on his account to own the libs.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Yes! I meant "can't" as in "not able", not as in "not permitted". It's different data entirely.

The Census shoots for a 100% response rate to figure out how many people exist in given states. Literally everyone will be getting a copy, even illegal immigrants. It's like a $15B effort.

The Commerce Department figures out the unemployment rate with what's essentially a phone poll. You get called up/contacted by a Commerce Department person, get asked if you have a job, are looking for a job, the last time you had a job, and how much you make. They then interview a few thousand folks, do some scientific data extrapolation, then boom, you get the U1-U6 unemployment rates.

Donnie's just going to make those Commerce Department people ask about the respondent's citizenship. They are literally not able to take that information and plug it into the Census information to affect apportionment. It's completely different data that doesn't plug in right.

It's really stupid to do that, but it doesn't affect apportionment of seats, which is what they wanted to gently caress with.

https://www.census.gov/content/dam/Census/programs-surveys/acs/about/ACS_Information_Guide.pdf
Page 10. They already collect this information in a different survey. The "new" thing Trump is proposing is the status quo.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

There's another angle of the pigwreck, but I can't link it because twitter is completely down.

Did Trump's social media summit break Twitter already?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

hobbesmaster posted:

https://www.census.gov/content/dam/Census/programs-surveys/acs/about/ACS_Information_Guide.pdf
Page 10. They already collect this information in a different survey. The "new" thing Trump is proposing is the status quo.

Doesn't matter. He'll claim it as a win and Fox News will parade it about for a week to cover up the Epstein poo poo.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Here's an ACLU guy on it. He's basically saying "yeah this is cool".

https://twitter.com/dale_e_ho/status/1149386755415691264?s=19


Meanwhile: GUTS! Do you have it?

https://twitter.com/TheJasonBoat/status/1149327372673527809?s=19

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


holocaust bloopers posted:

A wildlife photographer captured footage of two bears duking it out. It’s wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmMBN8bpyzE

They kinda look like large hamsters :kimchi:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
the worms in the brain go om nom nom

https://twitter.com/weijia/status/1149415672197394433?s=19

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1149419248785248258?s=19

I think today is a consequence of having to give in on the Census thing. He gets really, really manic when he has to do something he doesn't want to do.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/cherylbolen/status/1149418855531458561

Real special interpretation of 1st Amendment

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1149431908293578753?s=19

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1149430163081453569?s=19

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Only one man has the VIRILE POWER to not follow the herd of media elites and wait like lambs for the slaughter. Always alert, ever vigilant, GORKA, THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST, keeps a watchful eye.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
look at this poo poo.

look at this poo poo

https://twitter.com/fox8news/status/1149272661161316352
https://fox8.com/2019/07/11/couples-maga-themed-wedding-pays-tribute-to-president-trump/

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A Bad Poster posted:

Only one man has the VIRILE POWER to not follow the herd of media elites and wait like lambs for the slaughter. Always alert, ever vigilant, GORKA, THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST, keeps a watchful eye.

https://twitter.com/katierogers/status/1149438438996942849?s=19

Anyways Trump caved and spun it as a "new option", the Census thing is officially done. :toot:

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Jul 11, 2019

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



West Michigan dot png

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I won't believe the census thing is done until the thing is printed, delivered, recorded, and house seats allocated.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

New Doom: Eternal viral marketing looking good.

E: drat it I’m slow.

Oxygenpoisoning fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jul 11, 2019

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Normally I'm against drone strikes on weddings but I'm willing to evolve past my previous opinions.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

holocaust bloopers posted:

A wildlife photographer captured footage of two bears duking it out. It’s wild.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmMBN8bpyzE




e] and then one hides behind a tree :allears:

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

ahahahahahah holy poo poo

Clueless Reporter: Why are all these drugs coming from the vast coca plantations of Liberia??

https://markets.businessinsider.com/amp/news/cocaine-ship-jpmorgan-boat-liberian-flag-1-billion-drugs-surprising-2019-7-1028346364

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

man rear end rear end

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472450121363457

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472475085864960

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472519398682624

butts and trump intersect in a weird brain worm soup

watch buttscoin drop 20% because trmup said bad words about it.

Then watch it soar 35% for no reason at all because future and moon.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jul 12, 2019

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

orange juche posted:

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472450121363457

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472475085864960

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472519398682624

butts and trump intersect in a weird brain worm soup

watch buttscoin drop 20% because trmup said bad words about it.

Then watch it soar 35% for no reason at all because future and moon.

I feel like I just read a pitch meeting for a movie trailer.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

colachute posted:

I feel like I just read a pitch meeting for a movie trailer.

It's called Two Brothers

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

shame on an IGA posted:

ahahahahahah holy poo poo

Clueless Reporter: Why are all these drugs coming from the vast coca plantations of Liberia??

https://markets.businessinsider.com/amp/news/cocaine-ship-jpmorgan-boat-liberian-flag-1-billion-drugs-surprising-2019-7-1028346364

Jesus Christ talk about fact checking.

Has the ship ever been to Liberia?

Hey why is this ship registered in Liberia?

...god drat that reporter dumb.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/rattlesnake-uranium-oklahoma-trnd/index.html

OK making a run at FL for craziest traffic stop

Belgian Waffle
Jul 31, 2006

Radical 90s Wizard posted:




e] and then one hides behind a tree :allears:

Oh good, I wasn't the only one.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Have a good tweet after a series of terrible trump ones

https://twitter.com/arieshapira1/status/884747826382725120?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nice lawn


KC looks hillier than I expected

facialimpediment posted:

I think today is a consequence of having to give in on the Census thing. He gets really, really manic when he has to do something he doesn't want to do.

I'm really looking forward to the post-presidency pyschoanalysis or whatever they call it now of this admin.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Still waiting on that liberal media I keep hearing about

Fair enough. I'd say the times is a weird anti-GOP extracapitalist group.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Yes! I meant "can't" as in "not able", not as in "not permitted". It's different data entirely.

The Census shoots for a 100% response rate to figure out how many people exist in given states. Literally everyone will be getting a copy, even illegal immigrants. It's like a $15B effort.

The Commerce Department figures out the unemployment rate with what's essentially a phone poll. You get called up/contacted by a Commerce Department person, get asked if you have a job, are looking for a job, the last time you had a job, and how much you make. They then interview a few thousand folks, do some scientific data extrapolation, then boom, you get the U1-U6 unemployment rates.

Donnie's just going to make those Commerce Department people ask about the respondent's citizenship. They are literally not able to take that information and plug it into the Census information to affect apportionment. It's completely different data that doesn't plug in right.

It's really stupid to do that, but it doesn't affect apportionment of seats, which is what they wanted to gently caress with.

lol my man that sounds like a pivot table to me baby

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

Waroduce posted:

lol my man that sounds like a pivot table to me baby

Well, I mean, it isn't, so.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Ensign Whoever asks a question after election season legal training: "alright, hypothetically, what about a political activity themed wedding? Can I wear my uniform there?"

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

piL posted:

Ensign Whoever asks a question after election season legal training: "alright, hypothetically, what about a political activity themed wedding? Can I wear my uniform there?"

Dude's an E-3 with at least four years in, my guess would be that he'd do it first and then ask if it's okay.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

orange juche posted:

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472450121363457

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472475085864960

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472519398682624

butts and trump intersect in a weird brain worm soup

watch buttscoin drop 20% because trmup said bad words about it.

Then watch it soar 35% for no reason at all because future and moon.

OH MY GOD

THATS MY MUSIC BAYBEEEE

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Have a good tweet after a series of terrible trump ones

https://twitter.com/arieshapira1/status/884747826382725120?s=19

Is that the mad scientist from City of Lost Children

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
[quote="McNally" post="496648367"]
Dude's an E-3 with at least four years in, my guess would be that he'd do it first and then ask if it's okay.

Yeah, I just meant it reminded me of dumb hypotheticals asked at training.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

piL posted:

[quote="McNally" post="496648367"]
Dude's an E-3 with at least four years in, my guess would be that he'd do it first and then ask if it's okay.

Yeah, I just meant it reminded me of dumb hypotheticals asked at training.

Where I come from we call that "breadth-first exploration of the solution space"

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

orange juche posted:

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1149472519398682624

butts and trump intersect in a weird brain worm soup

watch buttscoin drop 20% because trmup said bad words about it.

Then watch it soar 35% for no reason at all because future and moon.

The only reason it's even climbing these days is that one of the big exchanges has had their own fake money for the past year or two (Tether) which can be used to buy bitcoin (why?) and for the past couple of months they've been just ramping up "production" of tether to keep the btc markets showing enough activity to keep the price up.

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