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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
there's a neat animated bit at the end of the swiss performance where business penguins board the train and it lifts off the tracks to fly off into the horizon

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Calibanibal posted:

Nobody is talking about the women pedophiles. Nobody is talking about the disabled pedophiles. Why is that?

but we are talking about hilary clinton and donald trump :confused:

pieuvre armement
Feb 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bird with big dick posted:

I bet the middle class does less pedoing than the very poor and the very rich but I don't have the data to back it up yet.

Poor person here, it doesn't really happen where I'm from because it is one of the easiest ways to get maimed or killed despite no lack of options

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

The difference is that the super rich have far more ability to act on it with impunity

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong: killing just the rich pedophiles (or just the rich) would do wonders for the world. ain't no middle class pedos buying loving islands and Dr Moreau-ing this poo poo like Epstein.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Christoph posted:

In federal prison almost every sex offender I knew was from a middle class background.

Well, the wealthy ones wouldn't be in prison. At least, not a common prison full of scruffy losers :wotwot:. Rich people, if they get punished at all, would be under house arrest or something. Epstein had a sentence where he only had to spend a few hours a day actually in the prison building. He probably didn't have to speak to many of the other prisoners.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
I mean a middle class guy can afford a timeshare on Pedo Island at least.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Dr. Killjoy posted:

I mean a middle class guy can afford a timeshare on Pedo Island at least.

yeah watch it turn out that Epstein did this too. 2 weeks a year, only blackout dates.

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
The only rich one I ever encountered was Subway Jared. But he went to *a* pedo island not THE pedo island.

andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul

Jollity Farm posted:

Well, the wealthy ones wouldn't be in prison. At least, not a common prison full of scruffy losers :wotwot:. Rich people, if they get punished at all, would be under house arrest or something. Epstein had a sentence where he only had to spend a few hours a day actually in the prison building. He probably didn't have to speak to many of the other prisoners.

Yeah he had a private wing of the palm beach county jail, for which he got to pick and hire the security. lol at the entire idea of justice applying to rich folks.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here – it is slow and cold, and it is theirs, hardware and soft-. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide from under it with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

shame on an IGA posted:

gently caress the Alps

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

when im hosting a party i always try and provide the right setting for the set

if you paid to gently caress the alps i can see waning a bare breasted fallen angel baby menacing already dead workers

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Over Easy posted:

As we all know, Alice found nothing down the rabbit hole

lewis carroll would've flown on that plane

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1149589703114366976?s=20

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

deitychat: hecate and aphrodite are the coolest

they'd both gently caress a pedo up i think

gotta admit tho, athena has the coolest entrance. springs out fully formed from zeus' swole head and everyone including the literal sun goes *freeze frame w/ exaggerated record scratch sound*

Segata Sanshiro has issued a correction as of 11:13 on Jul 12, 2019

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


No respect for my boy Hephaistos smh

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

I Love Loosies posted:

No respect for my boy Hephaistos smh

He tried to rape Athena once, and ended up blowing his load on her leg.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

He tried to rape Athena once, and ended up blowing his load on her leg.

I was thinking Hades was the gooniest

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Feranon posted:

deitychat: hecate and aphrodite are the coolest

they'd both gently caress a pedo up i think

gotta admit tho, athena has the coolest entrance. springs out fully formed from zeus' swole head and everyone including the literal sun goes *freeze frame w/ exaggerated record scratch sound*

No love for Aphrodite's "Zeus just decided to jizz into the ocean, and this happened"?

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

StashAugustine posted:

The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here – it is slow and cold, and it is theirs, hardware and soft-. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide from under it with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal.

Nothing but Death wait for his shadow.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/1149674569814298624?s=20

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

AnoHito posted:

No love for Aphrodite's "Zeus just decided to jizz into the ocean, and this happened"?

nah not zeus, it's even cooler than that. the primordial god of heaven and sky, uranus, had turned into a real motherfucker (heh) and so gaia had one of their sons, the titan cronus, go castrate him with a sickle. when cronus tossed his dad's junk into the sea, out came aphrodite, presumably causing everyone else to simultaneously jizz themselves

cronus turned into his own special kind of rear end in a top hat later and got owned by his kids including zeus, and THEN zeus jizzed into...everything

How Darwinian
Feb 27, 2011
Pinker's testimony helped get charges of enticement (and a mandatory minimum) dropped.

https://twitter.com/c0nc0rdance/status/1149344134886547456?s=20

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
Well this happened.

https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/1149677263329398784

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Sad that a great mind like Pinker is swept up in this. Without him, where would we get great insights like this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/AnandWrites/status/1149682690620309505?s=20

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Atrocious Joe posted:

Sad that a great mind like Pinker is swept up in this. Without him, where would we get great insights like this


Of course. Of course pinker is one of those people who thinks past people were stupid.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

ikanreed posted:

Of course. Of course pinker is one of those people who thinks past people were stupid.

he's really close to making a good point because you could argue that the tests for intelligence are implicitly biased towards a specific cultural set of knowledge that a person from the past (or from a different cultural upbringing in general) would not have

but lol i don't think that's what he was getting at

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
One of my leftists Facebook groups said I should show empathy towards Pedophiles who know they're attracted to kids but haven't pedophiled anyone

Anyways those people are stupid and all people who want to gently caress kids should be purged from society even if they haven't done anything yet

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hey goons if you find yourself attracted to children with your genitals, cut youre genitals off then cut your head off thanks!

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Siljmonster posted:

One of my leftists Facebook groups said I should show empathy towards Pedophiles who know they're attracted to kids but haven't pedophiled anyone

Anyways those people are stupid and all people who want to gently caress kids should be purged from society even if they haven't done anything yet

Yeah some people try to claim pedophile is a sexual identity just like hetero or homosexuality and it just isn't even close to the same thing

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Acosta went to Harvard

connecting the dots here

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

Yeah some people try to claim pedophile is a sexual identity just like hetero or homosexuality and it just isn't even close to the same thing

Thank you that was my point

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Literally all economics, pshycology, and ivg league schools are all pedophile

Anyone with more than a million dollars is a fuckibg pedophile

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Siljmonster posted:

Literally all economics, pshycology, and ivg league schools are all pedophile

Anyone with more than a million dollars is a fuckibg pedophile

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
The only solution is violence

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Killing people who want to harm and have sex with children is a bad idea and I will have no want to defend it ~ a thing an rear end in a top hat says

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

crazy cloud posted:

The only solution is violence

altered carbon but instead of the thing in your neck being transferred to another body it blows up if you're a millionaire

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Helsing posted:

Hell yeah, True Detective was a documentary and the world elite are all practicing an esoteric Satanic mystery religion in plain sight


When the stars are right they'll connect this tunnel with the higher dimensional energies being generated through the Large Hadron Collider and the tunnel will become a portal and machine elves who will emerge to feast on our adrenchrome

new sequel to Antichrist lookin good

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Feranon posted:

deitychat: hecate and aphrodite are the coolest

they'd both gently caress a pedo up i think

gotta admit tho, athena has the coolest entrance. springs out fully formed from zeus' swole head and everyone including the literal sun goes *freeze frame w/ exaggerated record scratch sound*

hecate would, aphrodite may or may not have had relations with her son eros. I don't remember any myths off the top of my head but it's the greek gods and they incest gently caress enough to make pornhub go "drat maybe dial it back a bit"

re: parthenon, the old fresco entrance to the parthenon was hilarious, Athena looks as surprised as anyone to be out in the open. (go see the full replica in Nashville if you can it loving owns beyond measure)

also zeus ate athena's mother metis because her child was destined to overtake him. whoops guess you got double owned :smuggo:

Chokes McGee has issued a correction as of 16:32 on Jul 12, 2019

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