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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
im 5’6 janela is probably barely touching 5’8 if that

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm 6'3" and can tell you that braun strowman is under 6ft

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Td2CTuiVY

it has to be posted every time height is brought up, it just has to be

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I'm 5'10" and I assume every wrestler is about 2" shorter than advertised, to make myself feel better.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


is the audio from that adam cole video from something else? it sounds really familiar to me (apart from the dozens of times i've watched that vid)

Slothass
Mar 6, 2004

Hellblazer187 posted:

I'm 5'10" and I assume every wrestler is about 2" shorter than advertised, to make myself feel better.

I take every posted height for any sport or sporting type thing and knock off at least a couple inches. They all lie.

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

Slothass posted:

I take every posted height for any sport or sporting type thing and knock off at least a couple inches. They all lie.

I have never in all my life heard a man accurately report his height. How far your head goes into the air from ground level is as sacred and exaggerated as dick measurements.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



jesus WEP posted:

is the audio from that adam cole video from something else? it sounds really familiar to me (apart from the dozens of times i've watched that vid)

It's a meme, here's the original https://youtu.be/7wivOEXlL9s

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1149454006856638464

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Burt Buckle posted:

I have never in all my life heard a man accurately report his height. How far your head goes into the air from ground level is as sacred and exaggerated as dick measurements.

One fun game is to under report your height to someone you're clearly taller than. Like one time I was talking to a guy I was clearly about an inch taller than, and he claimed to be 5'11'' so I said I was 5'8''. You can kind of see them try to do weird mental gymnastics.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I'm 5"8 and my dick is nice.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Muhammad Hassan is a principal now.

https://twitter.com/MattKoonTE/status/1149460811062136834

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

I'm 5"8 and my dick is nice.

It'd be kinda weird if your dick was rude

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake


I hope any intercom messages begin with his entrance music

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
I hung out briefly with Janela at jjsb

I'm 5"10 and he was like forehead height so ya 5"7-5"8 he was also pretty toasted on margaritas


Welp thats my joey janela story


Im also taller than brian pillman jr haha

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


stab posted:

I hung out briefly with Janela at jjsb

I'm 5"10 and he was like forehead height so ya 5"7-5"8 he was also pretty toasted on margaritas


Welp thats my joey janela story


Im also taller than brian pillman jr haha

Do you have a better mullet

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i met joey janela and he's so short that it overflows and causes a modeling error. when you see him in person he's actually always upside down and concave, his arms clip into his torso in a really unnatural way, you can see his entire eyeball sometimes, really off-putting. would not let my daughter date a man so short

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I'm glad Marc Copani is alive and doing well. He was cool.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Do you have a better mullet

I did in my 20s but alas im not as cool anymore (i was never cool)

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

coconono posted:

I'm glad Marc Copani is alive and doing well. He was cool.

yeah he got a raw deal out of his run so it's nice to know he put all that terrible poo poo behind and did something productive. Christ they handled him poorly.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/ilyassking1/status/1149518142994964480

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Donating to planned Parenthood seems like an incredible burn against both men.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

this rules

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Vince MechMahon posted:

Donating to planned Parenthood seems like an incredible burn against both men.

They both seem like dudes who've had their lives saved by planned Parenthood

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

Gumball Gumption posted:

They both seem like dudes who've had their lives saved by planned Parenthood

Knock it off with this kind of talk. Joey Janela’s son Marko is the joy of his life

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Dave has been touching the poop so long he can’t tell when someone is just asking a legitimate question

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/1149693541993480193?s=21

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

don't worry. dave's underling lance storm helped that person out

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Blast Fantasto posted:

Dave has been touching the poop so long he can’t tell when someone is just asking a legitimate question

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/1149693541993480193?s=21

From another response I saw on his timeline (I don't have Twitter) to someone calling him out for his response here, I think he misunderstood the guy's question as asking if a notification is a feature that could be added.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/1149722547061055489

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/takam777/status/1149155038943539201?s=19

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Can't believe TAKA is going to have both the thread tag and the thread title.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

does twitter just not embed on sa directly anymore?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

STONE COLD 64 posted:

does twitter just not embed on sa directly anymore?

as long as twitter isn't down, yeah.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz1B7BUBnFc/

Sasha posted:

In life, there are a lot of things I've always wanted to accomplish. Not for the sake of telling the world I did it, but for me, and only me. Things that feed this hunger inside me. Things that, when everything else in the world disappears, still brings me a heartfelt of joy that makes me remember why I am who I am. This past week I was lucky enough to travel to japan and train with some of the best wrestlers in the world. I walked in with an open mind, and open heart, and became a student once again. To say that this was a dream come true is an understatement. Thank you @meiko_satomura @sendaigirlspro_official @dicktogo for allowing me to become a part of your world. One day I will return, and we will make good on the magic we have between us. Thank you.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/1149769098605322241

:smith:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

happy birthday to everyone except everybody named sami in wrestling

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Cavauro posted:

happy birthday to everyone except everybody named sami in wrestling

Yeah, gently caress Sami Callihan

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Sami Callihan just wants to give women he beats up golden bats. He's not your problem.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Someone in the Fox editing room must have fallen asleep to let the CBA gem slip through. Bayley looks so uncomfortable

https://twitter.com/FairGameonFS1/status/1149445637038960645?s=19

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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008


soooo what's this subtweet about?

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