shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.

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NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

bike tory posted:

At least they folded the letter this time

# ? Jul 6, 2019 08:29

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:31

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

3.14 is close enough for intercontinental missiles, so 3.11 is probably close enough for anyone else.

# ? Jul 6, 2019 08:50

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

How hard is it to miss a continent, though?

# ? Jul 6, 2019 12:03

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Skwirl posted:

3.14 is close enough for intercontinental missiles, so 3.11 is probably close enough for anyone else.

3.11, not great, not terrible.

# ? Jul 6, 2019 12:34

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

oldpainless posted:

Lol at anyone who actually believes in a religion whether it�s one of the bad ones like Christianity or Muslim or the good ones like Episcopalian or Shinto

# ? Jul 6, 2019 12:40

homeless guy: Feb 23, 2019; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 6, 2019 20:30

life is killing me: Oct 28, 2007

homeless guy posted:

Yep no life skills need to be taught, she�ll be asking for Yoda rides to the playground at 25

# ? Jul 6, 2019 21:01

Nth Doctor: Sep 7, 2010; Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!

life is killing me posted:

Yep no life skills need to be taught, she�ll be asking for Yoda rides to the playground at 25 900

# ? Jul 6, 2019 22:18

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Stoatbringer posted:

How hard is it to miss a continent, though?

It's for calculating the diameter of the cake at the Yemeni wedding.

# ? Jul 6, 2019 22:49

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

homeless guy posted:

90% of the things kids say in this thread that's not 5yo owning sjw atheists or w/e sound completely plausible, they really do say the most insane poo poo p much constantly

# ? Jul 6, 2019 23:27

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Yeah, "Yoda ride" is more shit_that_happened_but_is_mildly_amusing_at_best.txt

# ? Jul 6, 2019 23:35

The_White_Crane: May 10, 2008

sebmojo posted:

90% of the things kids say in this thread that's not 5yo owning sjw atheists or w/e sound completely plausible, they really do say the most insane poo poo p much constantly

Most of the goons ITT have multiple court orders forbidding them from going near actual human children.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:13

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

# ? Jul 10, 2019 20:33

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

https://www.facebook.com/CraftyMind...1&__tn__=EEHH-R

# ? Jul 10, 2019 21:11

Kosmo Gallion: Sep 13, 2013

Even my nan who doesn't own a smartphone or computer knows its not called "the google".

# ? Jul 11, 2019 13:21

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

The_White_Crane posted:

Most of the goons ITT have multiple court orders forbidding them from going near actual human children.

Most goons can also tell the difference between shrimp and pastries.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 15:45

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

Even my nan who doesn't own a smartphone or computer knows its not called "the google".

I own both and have said the Google :colbert:

# ? Jul 11, 2019 16:18

The_White_Crane: May 10, 2008

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Most goons can also tell the difference between shrimp and pastries.

Hey, I learned from that experience! I can even recognize a crab now! :colbert:

# ? Jul 12, 2019 16:28

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

The_White_Crane posted:

Hey, I learned from that experience! I can even recognize a crab now!

That's a loaf of bread.

Doy! :v:

# ? Jul 12, 2019 17:31

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

mng posted:

That's a loaf of bread.

Doughy!

# ? Jul 12, 2019 17:57

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

D�ough!

# ? Jul 12, 2019 19:38

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

https://www.reddit.com/r/boardgames/comments/cchmir/my_boyfriend_proposed_to_me_with_customprinted/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

# ? Jul 13, 2019 01:10

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

The_White_Crane posted:

Most of the goons ITT have multiple court orders forbidding them from going near actual human children.

Is...is this a self own.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 01:16

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Len posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/boardgames/comments/cchmir/my_boyfriend_proposed_to_me_with_customprinted/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

That seems totally plausible?

# ? Jul 13, 2019 02:07

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Yeah Richard Garriot (creator of MTG) proposed to his wife with a custom card. Some nerd back in the 80s managed to get a custom tetris cartridge made for a Gameboy that featured a proposal when his girlfriend beat it.

A single custom card seems easy as hell. I bet dome companies would do it for free if approached correctly. If not a decent looking counterfeit is probably way cheaper then renting the billboard at a baseball game or whatever.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 03:17

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

I've seen high quality home made cards for various games, including personalized "us" (as in, the characters, stats, and abilities were based on us in real life) for some.
That card thing seems completely plausible.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 03:24

Silly Newbie: Jul 25, 2007; How do I?

One of the guys from Three Panel Soul/Mac Hall wrote a video game with the proposal to his girlfriend as the ending.
poo poo is adorable.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 03:30

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Well forgive me for just assuming it was some bullshit posted on Reddit for upvotes for whatever reason. I just don't believe good things can come out of this hell timeline

# ? Jul 13, 2019 03:33

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Len posted:

Well forgive me for just assuming it was some bullshit posted on Reddit for upvotes for whatever reason. I just don't believe good things can come out of this hell timeline

It might be, but it's a simple enough thing you'd have to start assuming that about every cute proposal story. And that way lies madness.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 03:35

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

I wish my proposal was STDH.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 03:50

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Skwirl posted:

Yeah Richard Garriot (creator of MTG) proposed to his wife with a custom card. L

Richard Garfield?

# ? Jul 13, 2019 04:09

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

I mean this proposal story included pictures of all the relevant cards and poo poo too. Would be an awful lot of effort to go through in order to get a few internet points.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 04:10

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

kimbo305 posted:

Richard Garfield?

Yeah, Gariott's the Ultima guy, right?

# ? Jul 13, 2019 04:16

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Skwirl posted:

Yeah, Gariott's the Ultima guy, right?

That's David Mitchell.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 04:21

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

bike tory posted:

I mean this proposal story included pictures of all the relevant cards and poo poo too. Would be an awful lot of effort to go through in order to get a few internet points.

It's two cards which wouldn't be hard to fake. But maybe I'm just too grim and pessimistic to believe any Reddit feel-good story is true

# ? Jul 13, 2019 04:21

El Fideo: Jun 10, 2016; I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me

The creator of Gloomhaven released a huge chunk of the art assets so people could homebrew content. This was probably trivially easy.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 04:35

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Jerry Cotton posted:

That's David Mitchell.

Isnt that the guy who started selling hot sauce because he cheated at Pacman

# ? Jul 13, 2019 04:43

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Danaru posted:

Isnt that the guy who started selling hot sauce because he cheated at Pacman

That must be like half the male population.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 05:20

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Danaru posted:

Isnt that the guy who started selling hot sauce because he cheated at Pacman

Billy Mitchell.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 06:33

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# ? May 9, 2024 22:31

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pneub posted:

Billy Mitchell.

No, he wrote Piano Man.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 06:39

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