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RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
I got an Oculus Rift! Except for porn, are there any other cool things? Please recommend your best free/cheap games, thanks!

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Sulla Faex posted:

two recs for doom is a good sign, thank you

hitman! that was also on my mind but i forgot, i wasnt sure if it was going to require too much patience since im normally a "sneak until you gently caress up then just rambo"

i bought shadow of mordor but could only get like half an hour in before i gave up, so im trying to avoid repeats of that

I've killed so many people with a shotgun in Hitman. You can do a ton of the challenges loudly - some require total stealth but nothing vital unless you're going for total completion. (which you should, as it's an amazing game)

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.
Any suggestions for a game like Neuromancer or the Genesis Shadowrun that let you drop into cyberspace and burn some chrome (as opposed to games like Uplink and, to a lesser extent, Hacknet)?

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

FredMSloniker posted:

Any suggestions for a game like Neuromancer or the Genesis Shadowrun that let you drop into cyberspace and burn some chrome (as opposed to games like Uplink and, to a lesser extent, Hacknet)?

Decker is an old roguelike that combines a basic sim where you maintain and build programs for your deck with turn-based cyberspace environments where you use what you've built to fulfill missions and make extra money on the side.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

If you like Mass Effect 2 mechanically, you could try out The Bureau: XCOM Declassified. If you liked it for the sort of RPG story, dialogue, and sidequests, there's Deus Ex: Human Revolution (which also has a fair amount of stealthing like Dishonored). Bioware's other games like Dragon Age or Jade Empire might also be worth a look.

The Assassin's Creed games are definitely worth a look if you haven't tried them already, although I can't speak for the newer games in the series. Batman Arkham Asylum refined that sort of group fighting with counterattacks to an art, and is pretty amazing.

And then there's Bastion, Shadow of the Colossus, and Beyond Good and Evil for some great games everybody should give a try if they get the chance.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
Okay, so here's a weird one....

Can anyone recommend a game that is about cleaning?

My wife really likes the game House Flipper. There are two aspects of the game: random jobs that involve a list of things to accomplish to clean up and beautify a house, and purchasing a new house and giving it a makeover and flipping it. She prefers the former.

Can anyone recommend any games in this vein?

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Mordiceius posted:

Can anyone recommend a game that is about cleaning?
I never played it myself, but there is
https://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/Viscera_Cleanup_Detail/

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Viscera Cleanup Detail is definitely the top for that. There's also Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor and Serial Cleaner.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FredMSloniker posted:

Any suggestions for a game like Neuromancer or the Genesis Shadowrun that let you drop into cyberspace and burn some chrome (as opposed to games like Uplink and, to a lesser extent, Hacknet)?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=453526979

pun pundit
Nov 11, 2008

I feel the same way about the company bearing the same name.

RabbitWizard posted:

I got an Oculus Rift! Except for porn, are there any other cool things? Please recommend your best free/cheap games, thanks!

You want the VR thread.

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

RabbitWizard posted:

I got an Oculus Rift! Except for porn, are there any other cool things? Please recommend your best free/cheap games, thanks!

I haven't played every good VR game but I have a hard time believing that any of them are better than Superhot VR. It's also a really good intro to roomspace VR because you don't have to move quickly or react quickly, so there's basically zero chance that you're going to smash into something.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Thanks but I don't know if I'm ready for a 900 page thread.

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

I haven't played every good VR game but I have a hard time believing that any of them are better than Superhot VR. It's also a really good intro to roomspace VR because you don't have to move quickly or react quickly, so there's basically zero chance that you're going to smash into something.

I played that one before and thanks, I'll try it again!

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

RabbitWizard posted:

I got an Oculus Rift! Except for porn, are there any other cool things? Please recommend your best free/cheap games, thanks!

If cost is your main concern, this guy has videos talking about using vorpx to play various games you already own (or could get real cheap in a sale) in VR, as well as the Dolphin VR emulator if you've got some old ISO files that fell off the back of a truck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwgYgid6T6Q&t=646s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzyf1SyM-1A&t=233s

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Sulla Faex posted:

i like easy PC games (FPS, RPG, whatever) where i dont need to be an esports pro or learn a lot of complex mechanics and manage character/item poo poo - basically games where the focus is on the world and story

any from the past.. 10+ years that i might have missed that are just cool to play and dont require effort? (i can also throw it on easy, i just dont want to have to learn how to manage poo poo just to progress to the next stage)

i liked:

dishonored 1/2 (but didnt finish either)
the witcher 3
the metro games
the halflife games
mass effect 2
rise of the tomb raider

i was thinking of checking out:

the new wolfenstein
the new doom
metal gear solid: the phantom pain

but beyond that i dont really know

e: this is a lot to ask so probably ignore this part, but if it also offers full italian or german audio, that'd be amazing. for example, the witcher 3 has german, dishonored and tomb raider have italian

The Technomancer on easy difficulty is a step down but might be worth checking out. It’s clearly a labor of love by people who enjoyed the games BioWare made from KotOR to Mass Effect, but it’s got flawed gameplay that gets repetitive by the end. You’ll bounce from hub to hub, do quests, meet companions, do quests for companions, and make a few choices that shape the game’s world. The game itself is a sequel, though you don’t need to have played the first to understand the setting.

My biggest critique of the narrative is that choices you make do affect the ending but tend to have little impact during the game. Voice acting is never bad, but is neither excellent nor campy enough to love.

Its frequently on sale, and I’d absolutely recommend it at $15 or less, possibly $20 or less depending on your love of the genre.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Something in me just wants to hear poorly sampled birds chirping and watching sprite trees redrawing themselves every fifteen degrees I turn.

Is Mario Golf Advance generally the best golf game/career sim/RPG on a retro system? I'm probably going to play it through again regardless, but thought I'd solicit opinions anyhow. I'm thinking even if some indie dev did a reboot the old one would probably be overall just as/more fun. I don't care about accuracy of the sim, just if it 'feels' right.

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

doctorfrog posted:

Something in me just wants to hear poorly sampled birds chirping and watching sprite trees redrawing themselves every fifteen degrees I turn.

Is Mario Golf Advance generally the best golf game/career sim/RPG on a retro system? I'm probably going to play it through again regardless, but thought I'd solicit opinions anyhow. I'm thinking even if some indie dev did a reboot the old one would probably be overall just as/more fun. I don't care about accuracy of the sim, just if it 'feels' right.

Hot Shots Golf was my jam, back in the day. I feel it still holds up pretty well.

ETA: Went and found the intro on Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ViVRt3N2cc

AngryRobotsInc fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jul 16, 2019

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

I'm looking for a multiplayer game that can run on a potato. Specifically something I can play with one or two friends during lunch break. Probably best turn-based that can run on an external ssd or something because their laptops don't allow for anything to be installed.

for reference, I once brought my ssd with the Obra Dinn on it ahd their laptop barely managed 25 fps.

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

double nine posted:

I'm looking for a multiplayer game that can run on a potato. Specifically something I can play with one or two friends during lunch break. Probably best turn-based that can run on an external ssd or something because their laptops don't allow for anything to be installed.

Something like Worms or one of the many variants? There's loads of old 2d range/angle combat games like this, some of them considered "classics" that I'm sure have browser based versions that don't rely installation. Scorched Earth was a favourite of me and my friends and holy poo poo I just checked and that game is almost 30 years old!

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

Gravy Jones posted:

Something like Worms or one of the many variants? There's loads of old 2d range/angle combat games like this, some of them considered "classics" that I'm sure have browser based versions that don't rely installation. Scorched Earth was a favourite of me and my friends and holy poo poo I just checked and that game is almost 30 years old!

Yeah, this would be my recommendation as well. Worms Armageddon is the best of the 2D Worms games that I've tried, but the ones available on Steam are probably still plenty of fun.

There's also stuff like Jackbox games.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
If Moonbase Commander can be played without being installed maybe give that a shot. It's its own weird take on Scorched Earth/Worms where you build your base and attack your opponents and all by launching things like in one of the aforementioned games. Then again it might very well be too slow-paced in comparison.

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl
Defcon is the ultimate slow-day-at-the-office game

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

double nine posted:

I'm looking for a multiplayer game that can run on a potato. Specifically something I can play with one or two friends during lunch break. Probably best turn-based that can run on an external ssd or something because their laptops don't allow for anything to be installed.

for reference, I once brought my ssd with the Obra Dinn on it ahd their laptop barely managed 25 fps.

https://portableapps.com/ has some mediocre-to-ok free games that'll run from flash drives. You can also install Minetest with MineClone2, and essentially have a knockoff Minecraft game for no money. And there's OpenTTD. AI War is a fave of mine that will run portably and networked, but it's an acquired taste.

doctorfrog fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jul 18, 2019

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

AngryRobotsInc posted:

Hot Shots Golf was my jam, back in the day. I feel it still holds up pretty well.

ETA: Went and found the intro on Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ViVRt3N2cc

This looks pretty similar to Mario Golf Advance, I'll check it out. Thanks!

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm looking for a game that has you build up a crew of dudes and then do trade and fight other big crew of dudes. I like being a pirate or a raider or a bandit or whatever so anything that has you doing that is a big plus in my book. I really like Warband but I prefer Turn Based titles. Are there turn based titles where you gently caress up dudes, steal their poo poo and equip it or sell it?

I prefer roguelikes so I can put on a podcast while I'm gaming

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Turtlicious posted:

I'm looking for a game that has you build up a crew of dudes and then do trade and fight other big crew of dudes. I like being a pirate or a raider or a bandit or whatever so anything that has you doing that is a big plus in my book. I really like Warband but I prefer Turn Based titles. Are there turn based titles where you gently caress up dudes, steal their poo poo and equip it or sell it?

I prefer roguelikes so I can put on a podcast while I'm gaming

Battle Brothers

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe

Turtlicious posted:

I'm looking for a game that has you build up a crew of dudes and then do trade and fight other big crew of dudes. I like being a pirate or a raider or a bandit or whatever so anything that has you doing that is a big plus in my book. I really like Warband but I prefer Turn Based titles. Are there turn based titles where you gently caress up dudes, steal their poo poo and equip it or sell it?

I prefer roguelikes so I can put on a podcast while I'm gaming

Battle Brothers

Edit: ^^^ god damnit

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

Turtlicious posted:

I'm looking for a game that has you build up a crew of dudes and then do trade and fight other big crew of dudes. I like being a pirate or a raider or a bandit or whatever so anything that has you doing that is a big plus in my book. I really like Warband but I prefer Turn Based titles. Are there turn based titles where you gently caress up dudes, steal their poo poo and equip it or sell it?

I prefer roguelikes so I can put on a podcast while I'm gaming

Kenshi?

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

The top game for that is Sid Meier's Pirates!, but it's old and I've yet to see any game really step up to replace it beyond AC4's mere aesthetic similarity. I do recommend you check it out if you haven't already, you'll probably get some good enjoyment out of raiding across the Caribbean.

Tactical RPGs like Fire Emblem or XCOM technically fit the requirements, but if the tactical side of things starts getting complicated, I've found it gets in the way of your brain absorbing podcasts. Valkyria Chronicles is also pretty good, since it gives you more leeway if your troops get knocked out.

Funktor
May 17, 2009

Burnin' down the disco floor...
Fear the wrath of the mighty FUNKTOR!
Can anyone say anything about games for young kids on the Wii U or Switch? I've got a 3 year old and I'm specifically wondering about licensed characters stuff (Barbie, Paw Patrol, etc)

Mayveena
Dec 27, 2006

People keep vandalizing my ID photo; I've lodged a complaint with HR

Funktor posted:

Can anyone say anything about games for young kids on the Wii U or Switch? I've got a 3 year old and I'm specifically wondering about licensed characters stuff (Barbie, Paw Patrol, etc)

You might want to ask in the Switch thread.

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Funktor posted:

Can anyone say anything about games for young kids on the Wii U or Switch? I've got a 3 year old and I'm specifically wondering about licensed characters stuff (Barbie, Paw Patrol, etc)

A book instead

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Turtlicious posted:

I'm looking for a game that has you build up a crew of dudes and then do trade and fight other big crew of dudes. I like being a pirate or a raider or a bandit or whatever so anything that has you doing that is a big plus in my book. I really like Warband but I prefer Turn Based titles. Are there turn based titles where you gently caress up dudes, steal their poo poo and equip it or sell it?

I prefer roguelikes so I can put on a podcast while I'm gaming
star traders Frontiers

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

I'm looking for a fun, smaller scope, lightweight, management sim more in the vein of Evil Genius and Dungeon Keeper and less in the vein of Rimworld or Dwarf Fortress. Is there a modern equivalent to that?

Edit: Could also be in the Stronghold or Castle Story camp of strategic defensive RTS, I like those as well.

Riatsala fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jul 25, 2019

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Riatsala posted:

I'm looking for a fun, smaller scope, lightweight, management sim more in the vein of Evil Genius and Dungeon Keeper and less in the vein of Rimworld or Dwarf Fortress. Is there a modern equivalent to that?

Edit: Could also be in the Stronghold or Castle Story camp of strategic defensive RTS, I like those as well.

Two Point Hospital

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Riatsala posted:

I'm looking for a fun, smaller scope, lightweight, management sim more in the vein of Evil Genius and Dungeon Keeper and less in the vein of Rimworld or Dwarf Fortress. Is there a modern equivalent to that?

Edit: Could also be in the Stronghold or Castle Story camp of strategic defensive RTS, I like those as well.

Two Point Hospital, Megaquarium, Startopia

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

Infidel Castro posted:

Two Point Hospital

How does this hold up to Theme Hospital? TH was one of my all time favorite PC games when it came out, and I've been eyeing Two Point Hospital for a bit.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

I haven't played Elder Scrolls Oblivion, so I was thinking about picking it up on sale. I was thinking if I get bored with it, is there a mod for it that makes everyone peaceful so I can just explore the world without getting into fights?

Not so much for me, but I have a daughter who really likes castles and cute animals and she would get a kick out of riding a horse around and (maybe) shooting presents at people until lots of hearts come out and they become friends or something like that.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

are there any other games that are focused on, i guess, individual person management the way Long Live the Queen is? or even anything else in that vein. i liked picking activities and building attributes to overcome checks and stuff

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Overwatch Porn posted:

are there any other games that are focused on, i guess, individual person management the way Long Live the Queen is? or even anything else in that vein. i liked picking activities and building attributes to overcome checks and stuff

Stat raising sims? Princess Maker is a pretty old series and the Steam ports..do not have the best translation, Chinese Parents is new and looks interesting at least. I can't think of any others (other than Shinji Ikari Raising Project I guess) off the top of my head but "stat raising sim" is I think the English term for the games.

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Pararoid
Dec 6, 2005

Te Waipounamu pride

AngryRobotsInc posted:

How does this hold up to Theme Hospital? TH was one of my all time favorite PC games when it came out, and I've been eyeing Two Point Hospital for a bit.

Very well I think. It does suffer from some of the same kinds of AI issues that were present in the old games, but my time with it was definitely fun.

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