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Beachcomber posted:All this time they were so worried about "the Gay Agenda" that they let the Scat Fetishists walk right in the back door.  e: snipe tax https://twitter.com/toilethospital/status/1148668235903975424?s=19 bare bottom pancakes has a new favorite as of 04:55 on Jul 14, 2019 |
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bike tory posted:On its own being a 4'10" tall guy is enough to get you diagnosed with HGH deficiency. Danny Devito is only 4'10" and he absolutely fucks. If that guy was 6 foot he'd have a different excuse for his lovely attitude.
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rodbeard posted:Danny Devito is only 4'10" and he absolutely fucks. If that guy was 6 foot he'd have a different excuse for his lovely attitude. Let's not get back into this, shall we? I think we can all agree the dude has no excuse for his lovely behaviour. Relevant (to short people) funny picture: 
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chitoryu12 posted:That’s not an uncommon reason given for an idol who did something they don’t like. Some legitimately suffer mental and physical health problems from the stress, but talent agencies will use the “illness” excuse to explain why they’re not putting a girl on stage. Does not apply here, it’s a clear case of heavy metal poisoning 
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rodbeard posted:Danny Devito is only 4'10" and he absolutely fucks. If that guy was 6 foot he'd have a different excuse for his lovely attitude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6DbQx4iDa0
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While we're on the topic of poop toys, an ex roomie of mine was getting pretty upset that people would leave a mess after partying in our apartment and he would always say "That's like me dropping a turd in the living room and leaving the house". I know, how wacky and random are my friends, right? Anyway we made a photorealistic turd for his birthday out of hot glue and oil paints so he could drop it as he pleases. Edit: I'll  spoiler that just in case it's too photorealistic. burexas.irom has a new favorite as of 09:43 on Jul 14, 2019 |
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burexas.irom posted:While we're on the topic of poop toys, an ex roomie of mine was getting pretty upset that people would leave a mess after partying in our apartment and he would always say "That's like me dropping a turd in the living room and leaving the house". I know, how wacky and random are my friends, right? That looks like it would cause some bleeding on the way out. Anyway, where can I get a stoned cat stylus?
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burexas.irom posted:While we're on the topic of poop toys, an ex roomie of mine was getting pretty upset that people would leave a mess after partying in our apartment and he would always say "That's like me dropping a turd in the living room and leaving the house". I know, how wacky and random are my friends, right? Thank you for breaking my forums (and anus).
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burexas.irom posted:While we're on the topic of poop toys, an ex roomie of mine was getting pretty upset that people would leave a mess after partying in our apartment and he would always say "That's like me dropping a turd in the living room and leaving the house". I know, how wacky and random are my friends, right? alright thats a pretty good joke but have you ever considered just pooping in his living room
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burexas.irom posted:photorealistic One of you needs to stop eating tree roots and pinecones
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https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1149835276321079297
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Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
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Jul 14, 2019 16:48
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I miss the heydays of Quadcopter Cat
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100% real ad
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nerdz posted:100% real ad It is not 100% real.
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Paladinus posted:It is not 100% real. Looks pretty real to me https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/2014/11/4/18606904/in-arizona-election-day-concerns-over-vampires-in-the-mines
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Looks pretty real to me It's real in the same way Obvious Plant products are real. They physically exists, but they are not created with the same purpose in mind as the things they purport to be.
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Is it weird that I can hear all of those lines in his voice?
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Did you get it? Bibleman owns
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MizPiz posted:Did you get it? Bibleman owns Bibleman, Bibleman Does everything a Bible can Starts some wars Wherever he's at Intoxicates the proletariat Oh gently caress, here comes the Bibleman
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Jerry Cotton posted:Bibleman, Bibleman You won't be laughing when I'm done putting on my suit in a few hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7cdqXCMaGg
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I like how Bibleman's CGI picture looks like it was ripped off a DeviantArt muscle growth fetishist's blank template.
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MizPiz posted:You won't be laughing when I'm done putting on my suit in a few hours  I had no idea the this Venture Bros. scene was based on anything...https://youtu.be/O_QGEmoFhDk
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MizPiz posted:You won't be laughing when I'm done putting on my suit in a few hours here's a much better transformation sequence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0kOoNBOSCk
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Paladinus posted:It's real in the same way Obvious Plant products are real. They physically exists, but they are not created with the same purpose in mind as the things they purport to be. It's an ad which was run during an election for an actual (write in) candidate, that make it a real election ad. The promises it makes might not be real (and don't hold up under the barest scrutiny) , the candidate might never intend to uphold those promises and the child shown in the ad might not actually be suffering under the threats described in the ad but the same is true of most other political ads, this one was just a bit more blatant about its fake promises. 
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I looked this up on google because was expecting some good, old fashioned homophobia, instead I got this: quote:As the premiere of a new Bibleman comic strip approaches, a news conference is planned to announce the series and focus attention on God. When the pretentious Prince of Pride hears of the plans, he zaps Bibleman and his friends with an ego-enhancing ray, putting their humility to it’s greatest test.Will a longing for the limelight make enemies out of them? Or does God have a plan for Shattering the Prince of Pride? 
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That’s actually a pretty good premise. How many famous evangelists start believing their own bullshit after getting famous and go absolutely nuts? Can Bibleman resist the temptations of the world or will we find him embezzling millions from his mega church so he can take his private jet to the Caribbean and spend his days snorting coke off a stripper’s naked rear end with rolled up $100 bills?
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Bibleman is a regular on the Epstein Express.
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I'm not an expert on the man in black but it always seemed like Johnny Cash drank his own Kool aid
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what will you say when Bibleman asks: why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I looked this up on google because was expecting some good, old fashioned homophobia, instead I got this: Shattered in the Butt by a Bible-Themed Superhero
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Pipistrelle posted:
That's awesome. I love discovering obscure references like that.
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I'm trying to come up with a joke about how the Italian v Irish fight is actually between two misinformed Germans, but I can't quite stick it.
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