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mountaincat posted:You never know what you're going to get when you order a hamburger. There could be pink slime in there. Do you know what that is? I don't know either, but it's a thing for sure. Like I said, you never know what you are going to get. got any sevens posted:forrest gump's rejected advice Life is like a bag of hamburgers, mostly the same old thing over and over, but sometimes you get something good and sometimes you get something bad.
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Manifisto posted:nice portmanteau of secret/sacred, I'll have to remember that one! secrete society |
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Ya know those people who like to act pretend like they're in a sitcom? I wanna be like that but for 90's commercials. A world full of screaming kids, immature double entendres and unrestrained, violent hedonism.
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Christoph posted:His trips to the bathroom have increased excrementally hehe |
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got any sevens posted:failed SV startups "What fresh hell is this... oh, right, it's Tuesday." |
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got any sevens posted:failed SV startups Bark Box but it's tree bark CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Asslr - It's basically uber but for donkeys. |
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A wearable tech headband that measures your facial greasiness quotient (FGQ) and estimates how many facial mites live on you at any given time. The data is fed directly to your insurer and your nearest KFC. |
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An analog data storage service for home or business backups. They install a client on your servers or home computer and print out a stream of 1s and 0s representing the machine state. |
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make your mama sad type help give eardrops to your cat type get rabies from a bat type skeebidy doo doo wabba scat type i'm a baaad guy |
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canyoneer posted:make your mama sad type i'm that poo poo post all in lowercase post really easy dick joke aiming for that "5" vote i'm a poo poo post duh CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Adult circumcision |
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:an emo guy going around telling women theyd look prettier if they smiled less lol
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emo guy transitions into funeral director so slowly that no one notices. |
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Six Feet Down Under -the same show, but they're doing a work tour in australia, and everyone is dying from funnel spiders and such ---------------- |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A museum grade collection of AOL cd's lol |
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a double dead spirit like in beetlejuice cuts off all contact with a famous direwolf
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lost my old email posted:a double dead spirit like in beetlejuice cuts off all contact with a famous direwolf ghost ghost ghosts ghost
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using an oversized game show spinner to determine which weed you get to smoke that day
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this was in my notes but I still don't know what to do with it: Dalek voice: Exfoliate EXFOLIATE |
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how people indicate that they're going to piss (not poo poo) when they have to go while out in public - "think I'll just nip in to the bathroom", "I'm going to go pee", "be right back" etc |
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Thingyman posted:this was in my notes but I still don't know what to do with it: Murder robots after the Human-Robot armistice |
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A liquid terminator changing shape on the runway at Fashion Week. |
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A "DO tread on me" flag for perverts.
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Jolo posted:A "DO tread on me" flag for perverts.  gadsen flag is my favorite subgenre of shitpost     
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Cubone posted:somebody beat you to it As I was typing that up I thought that it must've already been done. I like "no step on snek."
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Cubone posted:somebody beat you to it 
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a 24/7 livestream show that's big brother with audience voting to determine what the contestants' nootropic stacks of the day look like. every week one stack will contain a "surprise" psychoactive drug. |
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Remember: There's no "cum" without "u'! Unless you're British. selfish pricks |
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Powered by Intel but maybe it's a slogan for the military or some investment company |
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