SIMPSONS MEMES: I just thing they're gneat.

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Doggles: Apr 22, 2007

EDIT: Hat snipe. :tipshat:

# ? Jul 15, 2019 16:26

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# ? May 30, 2024 01:11

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

They don't have car holes in France.

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# ? Jul 15, 2019 20:19

Metanaut: Oct 9, 2006; Honey it's tight like that.; College Slice

# ? Jul 15, 2019 20:31

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Doggles posted:

EDIT: Hat snipe.

idk why i made this cursed version

# ? Jul 15, 2019 20:34

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Jose posted:

idk why i made this cursed version

Extra cursed, not only is that dude from Austin Powers he's also a literal murderer

# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:12

LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; Nap Ghost

Cacator posted:

Extra cursed, not only is that dude from Austin Powers he's also a literal murderer

quote:

In early October 2008, his DNA sample was linked to a 1990 Christmas Eve gang rape. Already in custody for a probation violation, Son was arrested at the Theo Lacy facility on October 7, 2008.[9]

In October 2008, Son was charged by California authorities in relation to his participation in a 1990 gang rape. He was initially charged in Orange County, California, with five counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force. He faced a maximum sentence of 275 years to life if convicted.[3][10]

Son and an accomplice tortured and repeatedly raped the victim before releasing her with her pants tied around her eyes. During the trial, the woman said that Son told her, "It's Christmas. This is your lucky day." Before jury selection began for his trial in early August 2011, the initial charges against Son were dropped having expired due to the statute of limitations. Son was then charged with conspiracy to commit torture and murder, crimes which have no statute of limitations.[11] In late August, Son was found guilty of one felony count of torture.

During the trial, the Orange County District Attorney's Office maintained that both Son and his co-defendant, Santiago Lopez Gaitan, pistol-whipped their female victim, repeatedly threatened to kill her, and raped her before finally releasing her. Gaitan, 40, pleaded guilty to one felony count each of kidnapping, sodomy by force in concert, rape in concert, forcible oral copulation, and forcible rape with a sentencing enhancement for committing rape while armed with a firearm. He was sentenced January 28, 2011, to 17 years and four months in state prison. On September 19, 2011, Son was sentenced to 7 years to life.[9]

# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:17

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

LordArgh posted:

Whoops, my bad. Not a murderer :angel:

# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Who tortures and repeatedly rapes someone with her pants tied around her eyes? Honestly.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:24

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Sorry everyone I saw it with the text and my brain had to ruin it by cutting in a torturer

# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:32

Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

Cacator posted:

Whoops, my bad. Not a murderer

Pretty sure he murdered a dude in prison, so you were right after all.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:42

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Pretty sure he murdered a dude in prison, so you were right after all.

Cacator fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jul 15, 2019

# ? Jul 15, 2019 21:51

Doggles: Apr 22, 2007

# ? Jul 15, 2019 22:40

pretty soft girl: Oct 1, 2004; my dead grandfather fights better than you

Doggles posted:

That guy got punched in the dick over and over again in a UFC if that makes any of you feel better

Ow, my groin

# ? Jul 15, 2019 23:17

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Missionary Positron posted:

# ? Jul 15, 2019 23:27

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

pretty soft girl posted:

That guy got punched in the dick over and over again in a UFC if that makes any of you feel better

Ow, my groin

The best part about it is that it was totally legal, at least at the time, i'm not sure if you're allowed to cockpunch still.

# ? Jul 15, 2019 23:33

DemoneeHo: Nov 9, 2017; Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca

Today is July 15, aka St. Swithin's Day. Hope you have some kippers for breakfast. And maybe some memes

# ? Jul 15, 2019 23:52

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

pretty soft girl posted:

That guy got punched in the dick over and over again in a UFC if that makes any of you feel better

Ow, my groin

Can someone do this but it's both people getting hit in the groin and it's Bart spinning his arms and Lisa kicking and maybe homer chomping and moleman or the other guy getting hit in the groin

# ? Jul 15, 2019 23:55

MunchE: Sep 7, 2000

DiggityDoink posted:

The best part about it is that it was totally legal, at least at the time, i'm not sure if you're allowed to cockpunch still.

Actually it wasn't, the refs were just as terrible as the fighters so he shrugged and let him keep doing it because the early UFCs were a loving joke

# ? Jul 15, 2019 23:57

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

DiggityDoink posted:

The best part about it is that it was totally legal, at least at the time, i'm not sure if you're allowed to cockpunch still.

you are not

# ? Jul 16, 2019 00:00

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

MunchE posted:

Actually it wasn't, the refs were just as terrible as the fighters so he shrugged and let him keep doing it because the early UFCs were a loving joke

pretty sure it was legal then

# ? Jul 16, 2019 00:00

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Lone Goat posted:

pretty sure it was legal then

yeah early UFC's were basically no rules except no eyegouging.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 00:30

MunchE: Sep 7, 2000

"UFC 1 co-created by Rorion Gracie and Art Davie, used an eight-man tournament format, with the winner receiving $50,000. The tournament featured fights with no weight classes, rounds, or judges. The three rules, no biting, no eye gouging, and no groin shots were to be enforced only by a $1,500 fine."

https://twitter.com/campbellcombate/status/466590010771529728

Sorry for hijacking the meme thread here's Simpsons Conor McGregor and Nate Diaz

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# ? Jul 16, 2019 00:38

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 01:27

The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

God I love this thread

# ? Jul 16, 2019 02:39

McPhearson: Aug 4, 2007; Hot Damn!

# ? Jul 16, 2019 03:15

Sheen Sheen: Nov 18, 2002

That loving Natalya face makes me laugh every goddamn time

# ? Jul 16, 2019 03:50

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

jazzyjay posted:

i sure hope this is still a thing. i started this viddie weeks ago when it was a spicy meme and then my computer box broke. i ordered another from the internet king but he was not able to upgrade my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber-optic T1 line. it was most unsatisfactory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOYsPjNAL-I

I sent this to every friend that's even remotely a Simpsons fan.

It's incredible!

# ? Jul 16, 2019 03:56

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZtP-nZtdw

# ? Jul 16, 2019 04:30

Doggles: Apr 22, 2007

spaceblancmange posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZtP-nZtdw

# ? Jul 16, 2019 05:50

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

spaceblancmange posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZtP-nZtdw

# ? Jul 16, 2019 06:07

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Sheen Sheen posted:

That loving Natalya face makes me laugh every goddamn time

it�s the combination of her complete disinterest and bond looking like a stupid person trying to solve a calculus problem that makes it

# ? Jul 16, 2019 06:17

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

spaceblancmange posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZtP-nZtdw

Now that's comedy!

# ? Jul 16, 2019 06:21

Arbite: Nov 4, 2009

spaceblancmange posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZtP-nZtdw

Pretty sure at UFC 2 (and only UFC 2) everything but eye-gouging was legal.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 07:13

jazzyjay: Sep 11, 2003; PULL OVER

LadyPictureShow posted:

I sent this to every friend that's even remotely a Simpsons fan.

It's incredible!

Haha cheers I wasn't even sure if it would work

# ? Jul 16, 2019 07:13

Montague Tigg: Mar 23, 2008; Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

spaceblancmange posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNZtP-nZtdw

I punched a cock below the belt, which was the style at the time

# ? Jul 16, 2019 07:20

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

I spent 5 minutes making this, please enjoy a semi homegroan meme

# ? Jul 16, 2019 09:36

Project M.A.M.I.L.: Apr 30, 2007; Older, balder, fatter...

jazzyjay posted:

1967. I found a couple of compilation vids on youtube. It is a teeeerrrrible cartoon and what you see is basically the only stuff I could find that wasn't them having nonsensical fights/pun offs with spiderman

Whoops forgot I posted in here. Thanks for the info, I never watched that particular spider man.

# ? Jul 16, 2019 10:54