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boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Endless Mike posted:


This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.



no its this

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
A wee guy. Not a shagger.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

ZSJ is only person that makes those forearm uppercuts work because they look like getting hit with a tow rope under the chin.

here is Good Boy Shota with fans

https://twitter.com/njpw_shota/status/1150802621239660544

coconono fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Jul 15, 2019

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

zsj needs pipe cleaner limbs to make half his moves work

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

also did anyone ever have a weirder physique than giant baba? please note that i am not body shaming, i love my wrestle mans of peculiar shape. this guy, maybe?

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Baba has gigantism so that's why he had such a weird body type.

Shotzi has some good charisma but she has never been very good in the ring. I've seen her come close to having some scary botches over the years. Then she goes and does something like this and....welp

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz6sUalgR60/

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

Pinche Rudo posted:

Baba has gigantism so that's why he had such a weird body type.

andre, giant silva & the big nasty had/have gigantism and they do not have the silhouette of a skeleton wearing a barrel

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

baba's refusal to lift weights due to homophobia prob had something to do with it as well

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

well now i am bummed out

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



lost my old email posted:

also did anyone ever have a weirder physique than giant baba? please note that i am not body shaming, i love my wrestle mans of peculiar shape. this guy, maybe?



Evil Uno looks like a hardboiled egg atop two toothpicks.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Baba was right. The only way to get true strength is to do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and run 10k every day.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

true strength comes from doing the right thing at the right time. Baba was more upset they chose to kiss each other in a dingy alley instead of a nice park.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

rovert posted:

Breeze spoke up for WWE in a number of tweets:
https://twitter.com/MmmGorgeous/status/1150539581332369409


"smaller roster" would probably be the best course of action because people just end up doing nothing forever but if you're getting paid for it then whatever. It just sucks that some of people's faves will just not have much to do there. Breeze probably has nothing to complain about though having found the nirvana of NXT bliss with main roster monies.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Tyler Breeze sucks, who cares.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Davros1 posted:

Evil Uno looks like a hardboiled egg atop two toothpicks.

That's still part of the gimmick he's supposed to be video games, so he has the physique of Eggman from Sonic.

Mods please rename him to Evil Huevo.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Giant Baba looked like an attack on titan

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Evil Uno is basically heifer from Rocko’s Modern Life

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Giant Baba looked like an attack on titan

I can see that

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

coconono posted:

Tyler Breeze sucks, who cares.

But he could have been Shawn Michaels if they pushed him right

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/8XNWAChampion/status/1150827360272486401

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/RealKingRegal/status/1150689700098772992

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

lost my old email posted:

andre, giant silva & the big nasty had/have gigantism and they do not have the silhouette of a skeleton wearing a barrel
I've seen speculation that Baba and Pak Song, who looked similar, had something else going on, like Marfan's Syndrome, but I don't think I've ever seen it stated factually with any kind of citation.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

davidbix posted:

I've seen speculation that Baba and Pak Song, who looked similar, had something else going on, like Marfan's Syndrome, but I don't think I've ever seen it stated factually with any kind of citation.

The real giveaway for Marfans is long fingers and a sunken chest.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Endless Mike posted:

Baba was right. The only way to get true strength is to do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and run 10k every day.

What do you think Kamen Riders workout regiment is

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

lost my old email posted:

also did anyone ever have a weirder physique than giant baba? please note that i am not body shaming, i love my wrestle mans of peculiar shape. this guy, maybe?


how dare you reintroduce this wonderful image back into my life

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

lost my old email posted:

also did anyone ever have a weirder physique than giant baba? please note that i am not body shaming, i love my wrestle mans of peculiar shape. this guy, maybe?



I can never take my eyes off that one lump

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/MickieJames/status/1151093970136707072

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I can never take my eyes off that one lump

Was that his name?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

SamuraiFoochs posted:

But he could have been Shawn Michaels if they pushed him right

Shawn Michaels also sucked for 96% of his career and the rest was marred by association.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


coconono posted:

Shawn Michaels also sucked for 96% of his career and the rest was marred by association.
i know it felt like it lasted years but the Saudi match was only like 22 minutes

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

But he could have been Shawn Michaels if they pushed him right

You’re actually thinking of Heath Slater

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Heath Slater should have stayed in business college.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lol he really did give out his actual number during Peter Pan
https://twitter.com/t346fire/status/1151135940871507968

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Marty Jannetty deleted a selfie he posted on his FB last night with his face covered in coke

Last month he said he knows he needs help but won't do rehab

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Chris James 2 posted:

Marty Jannetty deleted a selfie he posted on his FB last night with his face covered in coke

Last month he said he knows he needs help but won't do rehab

Living his best life.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
He's too busy having sex with not-his-daughter.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/1151183268101967872

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

no one cares becky

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Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Becky Lynch and Seth "Freakin'" Rollins are such BAD rear end*s! They have S*X! With each other! THE ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK BABY

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