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PRADA SLUT posted:I think its painted styrofoam, perhaps even inflatable I think it lives, still, yearning for companionship.
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Wow you guys were eager to tell me about furniture. Thanks for all the input. I will try to keep all this in mind the next time I go to look at something. (The dresser in question was gone by the time I had asked about it.) Meanwhile, I've rapidly fallen in love with 3d wall panels. I don't know where, and I don't know which, but I'm putting this stuff somewhere.   https://inhabitliving.com/collections/wall-flats-decorative-3d-wall-panels
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i gotta say, in all of my zillow exploration, the absolute most garbage tier state for homes is arkansas. hands down   
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For the Thread Challenge have The B-B-B-B-B-BREAKERS An honest-to-God Vanderbilt house, open to the public for you to go and gawk at (it's very cool, i've been a few times) but as such their website doesn't seem to have a lot of photos. Found a couple though.  
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luxury handset posted:i gotta say, in all of my zillow exploration, the absolute most garbage tier state for homes is arkansas. hands down I was thinking that home was total poo poo but then I saw that sweet as poo poo wolf
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unfortunately, I had this exact same picture painted on my wall, but the framed one is nice when I need to move it to another room
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luxury handset posted:i gotta say, in all of my zillow exploration, the absolute most garbage tier state for homes is arkansas. hands down This sucks but I feel it has enough go-hard-or-go-home elements to elevate it out of the worst.
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yeah a bunch of the big dumb mansions i find are lovely yet not notably lovely, but the visual punchline of the shirt wolf art was too good. also that home theater
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PRADA SLUT posted:I think its painted styrofoam, perhaps even inflatable lol
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I am in love with that home theater and its tiny screen.
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Look at this guillotine-worthy bullshit. 32,000 square feet with an 11,000 sf guest house and 2644sf pool house. Formerly owned by this rich fucker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Tull. Price has been dropped from $85 million to $60 million with no takers, probably because it is a beige hell. If you're gonna have a "house" this big can you at least make it not look like the world's largest McMansion?  a goddamn sea of beige  50 shades of beige  The majority of time spent in a bedroom is with the lights out so idk why they need all those chandeliers  Did someone say toilet chaise?  This is nightmarish.  aaaaaaaaah beds should not have eyes  [insert joke about Steelers fans here] 
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I am trying to imagine how I would ever need 33 bathrooms and nope I’m just not getting there. Like it has 12 bedrooms, ok fine, maybe you could place 20 bathrooms around the place and still be able to hit one with a rock from pretty much anywhere in the house right? What are the other 13 shitters for?
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:I am trying to imagine how I would ever need 33 bathrooms and nope I’m just not getting there. I'm guessing they're split between the guest house, pool house, spa, gym, theater, gate house, mill house, whatever buildings are needed to support the "farm" part, servants quarters, etc.
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Youth Decay posted:Look at this guillotine-worthy bullshit. 32,000 square feet with an 11,000 sf guest house and 2644sf pool house. Formerly owned by this rich fucker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Tull. Price has been dropped from $85 million to $60 million with no takers, probably because it is a beige hell. The only time a plane WANTS to celebrate a May Day!
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Youth Decay posted:Look at this guillotine-worthy bullshit. 32,000 square feet with an 11,000 sf guest house and 2644sf pool house. Formerly owned by this rich fucker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Tull. Price has been dropped from $85 million to $60 million with no takers, probably because it is a beige hell. Surprisingly reasonable HOA fee all things considered..
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 Pros: there's a table a little rock to perch on [or use as leverage for shower sex] Three! Three shower heads! It's soothingly minimal, and refined less grout = easier to clean does marble count as a JO crystal? Cons: Pretty sure they buried Jesus Christ in there
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It doesn’t have to be, but that looks slippery as gently caress.
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Desperately needs a gigantic tub with whirlpool functionality, ideally rising out of the marble floor.
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Youth Decay posted:Price has been dropped from $85 million to $60 million with no takers, probably because it is a beige hell. I was in the paint aisle yesterday and a kid asked his mum "Can we paint it magnolia?", to which she replied (paraphrased) "No, magnolia is a colour that shouldn't exist, it is an abomination". Made me smile.
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https://twitter.com/quirquet/status/1151066556601917440 https://twitter.com/quirquet/status/1151066570170556418
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Idk who the gently caress Rick Owens is but his house is shite
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"I want it to look like if a caveman stumbled upon a house and decided to live there" Rick Owens, Probably
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It is very south of france.
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Going for that trendy post-apocalyptic chic, I see
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Jaded Burnout posted:I was in the paint aisle yesterday and a kid asked his mum "Can we paint it magnolia?", to which she replied (paraphrased) "No, magnolia is a colour that shouldn't exist, it is an abomination". Made me smile. Mrs. Yahweh in Paint Aisle needs assistance, approach with obeisance, genuflecting & a burnt sacrifice (a quarter pounder will do nicely) just to be safe.
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toplitzin posted:https://twitter.com/quirquet/status/1151066556601917440 Those are the weirdest loss edits I've seen yet.
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The ceiling looks moldy. I don't care if you want to go for minimalism and big blocks of stone aesthetic, but the air feels gritty to me in those pics because of the stuff left deliberately unfinished.
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One of Rick Owens' (he's one of the biggest name designers in the world if you're unfamiliar) big fashion innovations a couple years ago was a big cape that your dick sticks out of, having a weird kinda moldy looking house is right on brand
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I'm roughly familiar with the concept of refinishing pieces of furniture, but what if it's veneered? You can't really sand that down, right?
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The Wonder Weapon posted:I'm roughly familiar with the concept of refinishing pieces of furniture, but what if it's veneered? You can't really sand that down, right? I wouldn't use anything coarser than maybe 400-600# and very gently, and that's off the top so I may be wrong. Interesting piece, though. You probably want a pro to do that one.
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PetraCore posted:The ceiling looks moldy. I don't care if you want to go for minimalism and big blocks of stone aesthetic, but the air feels gritty to me in those pics because of the stuff left deliberately unfinished. yeah at least plaster the ceiling or something if you want cheap minimalism. imagine the dust you have to sweep off all your surfaces (or not, it's chic)
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Nice TTT level. What's with all the aliasing?
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i can only assume it is a high concentration of escher particles interfering with the camera sensor
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Must be a rough shot from a new hitman stage.
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wanna drop little pom poms or water balloons from that staircase onto a dinner party below
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BadSamaritan posted:wanna drop little pom poms or water balloons from that staircase onto a dinner party below Have we just invented gravy balloons?
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luxury handset posted:i can only assume it is a high concentration of escher particles interfering with the camera sensor I cannot not notice the baby grand pianos now, lol
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