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BOOTY-ADE posted:Someone brought up the Goofy & Pluto thing about them both being dogs a long time ago...the "theory" apparently was that Goofy was considered more humanized/people because he wears clothes. Always got a giggle out of me that the only thing separating lower-animal forms from higher ones in Disney is a shirt or pair of pants. That's silly. The truth is far more horrible: the talking animals are furries. Just humans living their lives in fursuits 24/7. Imagine the pale, moist flesh in those suits. Even the children are forced to wear them.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
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Claeaus posted:I seem to remember (I think)Neil deGrasse Tyson saying that he asked someone at Disney about this and they confirmed it. I'm imagining this conversation right now and it's getting me live my best life. (Neil, walking up to a bellhop at the Port Orleans): hi, hello, sir? Do you have a minute? I have a quick question.
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He could have drawn any animal and he chose a pig.
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Facebook Aunt posted:That's silly. The truth is far more horrible: the talking animals are furries. Just humans living their lives in fursuits 24/7. Imagine the pale, moist flesh in those suits. Even the children are forced to wear them. im dreaming of utopia over heer
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GhastlyBizness posted:He could have drawn any animal and he chose a pig. An animal that will eat anything. Good choice, Dick.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
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Gripweed posted:yeah I'd give that dude a mortgage I dunno, I saw a doc where a cottonmouth went after a black mamba and she pulled a gun from a box of cereal and made a terrible mess.
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Jul 17, 2019 21:50
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cottonmouths are KOS as far as I'm concerned gently caress em they're not endangered
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Jul 17, 2019 22:27
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That's one for out in public, which she'll lick daintily, and one for home, which she'll tear into like a wild woman.
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Jul 17, 2019 22:31
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I didn't know you could break Caramel Apple, I always lick it clean
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hawowanlawow posted:cottonmouths are KOS as far as I'm concerned Some call them Kosm.
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Hirayuki posted:That's one for out in public, which she'll lick daintily, and one for home, which she'll tear into like a wild woman. That lady's comic is usually completely inscrutable to me because I can't read Japanese, but every now and then she'll do one about candy apples and for some reason those are always perfectly understandable. She's tapping in to some kind of universal candy apple experience that transcends language.
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hawowanlawow posted:cottonmouths are KOS as far as I'm concerned They're good rope puppies. You're not endangered. 
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Nalesh posted:They're good rope puppies.
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Gripweed posted:That lady's comic is usually completely inscrutable to me because I can't read Japanese, but every now and then she'll do one about candy apples and for some reason those are always perfectly understandable. She's tapping in to some kind of universal candy apple experience that transcends language. the universal candy apple experience is frustration that you paid for it, and disappointment that you are, against all your instincts, eating it. this awful experience transcends time.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:the universal candy apple experience is frustration that you paid for it, and disappointment that you are, against all your instincts, eating it. this awful experience transcends time. Candy is good, apples are good, so clearly the two combined into the most difficult to eat food in the world must also be good
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It's important to know the difference between candy apples and caramel apples. Caramel apples are a nice seasonal treat with just the right balance of chewy sweet and crisp tart. Candy apples are sneaky torture devices.
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GhastlyBizness posted:He could have drawn any animal and he chose a pig. Richard Scarry had (has?) a very weird and hosed up mind. Samuringa posted:I didn't know you could break Caramel Apple, I always lick it clean The whole reason toffee apples are so good is the apple/toffee combo! You're missing out if you lick them clean and then eat the apple.
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Jul 18, 2019 02:19
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Every time I get a candy apple it's a red delicious inside and I'd just as soon kill myself.
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RareAcumen posted:Can't wait to play as this guy in DMC VI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N4hprpRJhM
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Jul 18, 2019 02:52
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So that's how my sneezing is spelled in Latin. 
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bike tory posted:Richard Scarry had (has?) a very weird and hosed up mind. Had. He died in 1994.
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On the Goofy/Pluto thing. I always thought it was like in the Wicked book series. Goofy is a Dog, but Pluto is a dog.
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What the gently caress did I just watch and why did I watch the whole thing??
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loving same. That was lovely. What kind of parent takes their weirdass giant toddler in for a fever? Like dude I think her freakish head is a bigger issue and no wonder the wife isn't in the picture anymore. 
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Jul 18, 2019 05:58
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Are those the same models as the Johnny Johnny video?
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Jul 18, 2019 06:06
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Holy poo poo.  Props to the guy for staying professional while possibly bleeding all over the set.
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HenryEx posted:Also had a pretty good reinterpretation of "Carry on wayward son" this is great and proves that supernatural is good
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Jul 18, 2019 06:26
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I have a toddler at home and this video doesn't even scrape the bottom of the barrel of the kids youtube insanity to the point that I would be actually relieved to see my daughter watching something normal for once if I saw her watching it.
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Captain Jesus posted:I have a toddler at home and this video doesn't even scrape the bottom of the barrel of the kids youtube insanity to the point that I would be actually relieved to see my daughter watching something normal for once if I saw her watching it. Just put on Blippi and let them at it. It's actually decent.
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bike tory posted:Just put on Blippi and let them at it. It's actually decent. I don't know about Captain Jesus's particular toddler, but that doesn't seem flashy and colourful and loud enough for most toddlers I know. Blippi is more pre-schooler oriented (3-5 year olds, who aren't toddlers). Anything a sane adult would describe as "actually decent," is not intended for toddlers.
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bike tory posted:Just put on Blippi and let them at it. It's actually decent. Thanks for the tip. My daughter is almost three now and she's starting to move on to Disney songs so it's not so bad anymore. I find listening to "Let it go" and "Do you want to build a snowman" endlessly way more bearable than "Johny Johny Yes Pappa" and "Daddy finger".
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