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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/NoCartridge/status/1151229350651367426

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

immortalyawn posted:


This is one of the greatest tweets of all time, by dril and by anyone. I hesitate to say the greatest, but who knows.

I don't even know if I'm getting the reference but gently caress sake, hilarious.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

And here I am buying flowers like a sucker

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

There was a similar joke I heard once, but I can't quite place it. I feel like it might have been Demetri Martin? Similar concept about someone calling an event by its modern name as it was happening, before it got that name.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015



I remember visiting the website where that pic is from and downloading many of those 3D South Park pics to use as my desktop wallpaper.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

LifeLynx posted:

There was a similar joke I heard once, but I can't quite place it. I feel like it might have been Demetri Martin? Similar concept about someone calling an event by its modern name as it was happening, before it got that name.

This is what came to mind for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB9JgxhXW5w

e: I guess in my memory that sketch took place during Watergate, so I guess it's not like it at all!

Moon Slayer has a new favorite as of 16:59 on Jul 17, 2019

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/1151279043259424768?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/maggiekb1/status/1151207371588263937

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

What's there to be a truther about when Pepsi (and pretty much every other international food company) openly has private armies? Do they expect them to just go without naval support?

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

MizPiz posted:

What's there to be a truther about when Pepsi (and pretty much every other international food company) openly has private armies? Do they expect them to just go without naval support?

Not even a joke. On a labor rights course we read about coca cola basically running hit squads in South America against union activists.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Are there (non school-text) books that cover that sort of stuff? Or would Coca Cola bury it legally?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Lexialex/status/1151589605323395072?s=19

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

MizPiz posted:

What's there to be a truther about when Pepsi (and pretty much every other international food company) openly has private armies? Do they expect them to just go without naval support?

'member when a guy sued Pepsi for not giving him a fighter jet?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/lisanandy/status/1151194801431371776

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/AndyRichter/status/1151533913132548096

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Do you inexplicably need stamps in bulk and find buying razors an unbearable task? Do you need a subscription service for, like, dental floss?
https://twitter.com/KevinFarzad/status/1151299018024054784?s=19

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/2007narutoamv/status/1148974882803343361

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Slap a ushanka on him and I would follow that cat into hell

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I had a Garfield book of insults and they were fuckin savage. I should see if I still have it. I'll make a thread somewhere if I do.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DollyParton/status/1151635738846355456?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/schafersam/status/1151250280698265603?s=19

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/CueBallClarence/status/1151006847005933574

https://twitter.com/mywifecameback/status/1151453002529681409

https://twitter.com/i/status/1151607093151129600

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/IGGYAZALEA/status/1151211544195158016?s=19

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Katt posted:

Not even a joke. On a labor rights course we read about coca cola basically running hit squads in South America against union activists.

Yeah, but a private army? I can't help but believe they'd outsource that kind of thing.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
I don't know about Coca Cola, but Chiquita admitted to hiring both left and right wing (as the tides have turned) militias for protection in Colombia.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/17615143/ns/business-us_business/t/chiquita-admits-paying-colombia-terrorists/#.XTBT7mS1-70

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Katt posted:

Not even a joke. On a labor rights course we read about coca cola basically running hit squads in South America against union activists.

"Basically" nothing, the Coca-Cola Company literally had union organizers murdered.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

https://twitter.com/donoteat1/status/1151185358048169988

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Groverhaus hasn't collapsed yet?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/jon_snow_420/status/1151609412773019648

https://twitter.com/jenstatsky/status/1151602706571640832

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


It looks so much worse when you put it next to normal houses.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/pervocracy/status/1148400651682164736

It's true :sigh:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

E: gently caress wrong thread!

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1151669062453407744?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


*nods solemnly*

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1146228214995542017

zoux has a new favorite as of 17:17 on Jul 18, 2019

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/OliverJGray/status/1151542348687577091

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

https://twitter.com/OliverJGray/status/1151551207615410177?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/3liza/status/1148136616361201664

3liza's old thread broke so here's the new one

https://twitter.com/woodmuffin/status/1151937736250724352

Good Lord

zoux has a new favorite as of 20:32 on Jul 18, 2019

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1151869586293133312

https://twitter.com/brendankellol/status/1146165768242880512

https://twitter.com/badsandwich/status/1146204988395401216

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/johnreppion/status/1151601843904159748?s=19

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Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/DOGSTRONGG/status/1151812539266805765?s=20

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