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Telling lies? No papa Open your door Okay sure I will do like that
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Tony Snark posted:So that's how my sneezing is spelled in Latin. Those are Greek letters though, for some reason.
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Lady Disdain posted:I don't know about Captain Jesus's particular toddler, but that doesn't seem flashy and colourful and loud enough for most toddlers I know. Blippi is more pre-schooler oriented (3-5 year olds, who aren't toddlers). Nah my kid has been obsessed with blippi since like 1 year old. Maybe that an anomaly, tbh I don't know that many toddlers. As far YouTube kids entertainers go though blippis actually pretty good, there's even some educational value to it unlike most who are just looking to sling merch or promote whatever toy they've been sent.
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bike tory posted:Nah my kid has been obsessed with blippi since like 1 year old. Maybe that an anomaly, tbh I don't know that many toddlers. You have been blessed with an amazing toddler. (Honestly, I think most are probably like that, but I've known some real wretches, so I'm bitter.)
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re: Blippi https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/blippi-youtube-kids-star-harlem-shake-poop
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making GBS threads into someone elses rear end is pretty cool. Blippi rules Most of the negative feedback I read was from cyclists. This thing is stated as using cycle paths and the replies I saw were mainly cyclist who were piss and said they would just kick it over. immortalyawn has a new favorite as of 12:17 on Jul 18, 2019 |
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immortalyawn posted:Most of the negative feedback I read was from cyclists. This thing is stated as using cycle paths and the replies I saw were mainly cyclist who were piss and said they would just kick it over. I'm not "grr cyclists" by any means but they have to see the irony here
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I’m not sure what those things are but I hate them for using the term “mobility space”
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NtotheTC posted:I'm not "grr cyclists" by any means but they have to see the irony here Bike lanes are for bikes. If that company puts their little robots in a bike lane, they will get kicked over at best, smashed or burnt at worst.
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I found Youtube Kids so disturbing that I just set my kid up with a collection of shows and movies on Plex that I found acceptable (Shawn the Sheep, Timmy Time, Signing Time, Mister Rogers, etc) and only let him watch that. I don't let him have a tablet of his own or let him watch Youtube unless the grown-ups are picking out the videos. I'm just a lovely parent in other ways. For example despite all attempts to the contrary I've managed to raise one of those kids who only eats chicken nuggets, plain pasta, and cheese. 
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It blocks out the sun like a parasol And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll Cause I've got a disproportioned head And I can't make it better with surgery So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see I've got a disproportioned head
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Imagined posted:I found Youtube Kids so disturbing that I just set my kid up with a collection of shows and movies on Plex that I found acceptable (Shawn the Sheep, Timmy Time, Signing Time, Mister Rogers, etc) and only let him watch that. I don't let him have a tablet of his own or let him watch Youtube unless the grown-ups are picking out the videos. How does that happen? Just give them other foods It's not like they can boss you around
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NtotheTC posted:I'm not "grr cyclists" by any means but they have to see the irony here What's the irony? E 
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Zzulu posted:How does that happen? Just give them other foods I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you don't have kids. Or hang around people with kids.
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Gripweed posted:Bike lanes are for bikes. If that company puts their little robots in a bike lane, they will get kicked over at best, smashed or burnt at worst. And if you destroy one, there's a food prize inside. Win-win all around - except for the idiot company blocking the bike lanes, but who cares?
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I'm just not American so I don't raise kids to become like this lol You're destroying your child hehe
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My nephew is a total loving weirdo and will only eat hot dogs that are served to him warm, but then cool down to room temperature or spaghetti that has gone through the same process.
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Zzulu posted:How does that happen? Just give them other foods Aaaahahaha You idiot You absolute moron
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Judge Schnoopy posted:Aaaahahaha
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Gripweed posted:Bike lanes are for bikes. If that company puts their little robots in a bike lane, they will get kicked over at best, smashed or burnt at worst. I saw some rear end in a top hat on a loving motorcycle in the bike lane once. If anyone deserves to get kicked over...
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Zzulu posted:I'm just not American so I don't raise kids to become like this lol 1992 rear end stock photo
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Solice Kirsk posted:My nephew is a total loving weirdo and will only eat hot dogs that are served to him warm, but then cool down to room temperature or spaghetti that has gone through the same process. A nurse friend recently told me about a local kid who ended up with scurvy because he ate nothing but white rice and fish sticks for a year.
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Zzulu posted:How does that happen? Just give them other foods hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Hey Grandma, how about another grape soda?
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Zzulu posted:How does that happen? Just give them other foods I’ve seen and read a lot of funny stuff in this thread. This is probably the funniest. Thank you.
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Data Graham posted:1992 rear end stock photo It's still fairly accurate, just replace the tv with an iPad.
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Solice Kirsk posted:My nephew is a total loving weirdo and will only eat hot dogs that are served to him warm, but then cool down to room temperature or spaghetti that has gone through the same process. He only does that, because his parents allow him to do that. Watching American movies where children don't eat bread crusts, and are literally terrified of vegetables is just bizarre.
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Is that the kid from Long Dark Teatime of the Soul?
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Elfface posted:You will become fed up with the child screaming long before the child becomes fed up with screaming. Exactly. Kids have so little power. Food is one area they can exert control, and they take it. Also your parental instinct and deep need to see your child eat something, anything, will destroy you. And the grandparents will immediately ignore your wishes and load the kids up with nothing but McDonald's and candy anyway, so the kid knows all he has to do is hold out for Grandma.
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Elfface posted:You will become fed up with the child screaming long before the child becomes fed up with screaming. My parents certainly didn't. I got a plate of food and if I didn't eat it I went hungry and if I whined I lost TV privileges. Sure I grew up to have crippling anxiety, but I'm active and healthy.
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Imagined posted:Exactly. Kids have so little power. Food is one area they can exert control, and they take it. Ah, so it's American boomers who are to blame. My mother wouldn't even give her grandchildren sweets without their mother's approval. Although, I have to say, standards are getting lower with each new child. Still, they are happy to snack on apples and cucumbers, instead of crisps and pastry.
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bike tory posted:Just put on Blippi and let them at it. It's actually decent. I have a friend who absolutely hates Blippi with a passion but still lets his kid watch him, cause it's better than the alternative. I don't know if it's supposed to happen but every time I see this I hear Gogol Bordello.
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Paladinus posted:Ah, so it's American boomers who are to blame. My mother wouldn't even give her grandchildren sweets without their mother's approval. Although, I have to say, standards are getting lower with each new child. Still, they are happy to snack on apples and cucumbers, instead of crisps and pastry. Yep, weak-willed parents. Mine wouldn't let me leave the dinner table until I finished my cabbage, while the rest of the family went and watched a rented movie. 25 years later and now I love the stuff - coincidence???
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MrXmas posted:Yep, weak-willed parents. Mine wouldn't let me leave the dinner table until I finished my cabbage, while the rest of the family went and watched a rented movie. 25 years later and now I love the stuff - coincidence??? Probably. Forcing someone to consume something against their will isn’t actually an effective way of getting them to enjoy it.
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