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Which two parter of Battlestar was Starbuck's Bitch Chronicles
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Hempuli posted:Also also, I generated some new book titles: The Talented Mr. Wrong Policeman, a daring new crime series about a detective who is always wrong
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Jul 6, 2019 10:34
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Crime Family Novel, the working title for The Godfather
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Jul 6, 2019 15:57
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The Boss Killer Inside Me "Edbobson!" - Martha screamed. "Edbobson! Quit playing videogames. You need to find a job." "Martha. The woman who have gave birth to me", methought. What a despicable, nasty woman. She could never understand the intricacies of Balgrim Boulderrock, the Final Boss of Boulderfortress Citadel. That which we're trying to achieve here is beyond anything she can imagine. Every time I hit it, I feel that impact, the pleasurable smashing sound of my legendary hammer, Tungstenfall, Dark Maul of the Dredging Shieldmaiden. I'm at the top of the DPS charts. I press the media player button on my keyboard to pause the beautiful voice of Aika Mitsuchiku. This is no time for that, I need to concentrate. I need to hear the voices of my guildmates. I need to coordinate. This is our 358th attempt. The health bar is almost depleted. Half the group is dead. I hear voices. And the voices get louder, and louder. And in my head, so does the sound of all the casts of Powerful Strikes. As if in sync with the beating of my heart, the hammer sounds louder, and louder, and louder. Only 8 people remain. 6 now. 4. And then, the sound of Tungstenfall stops. Balgrim Boulderrock is defeated. I feel the ecstasy rushing through my body. The excitement. The adrenaline. This is what I'm here for. We're World First. It took so long. This is it, our first World First. This is what we've practiced all these years for. This is why we endured so long. This is why we're still here, while other guilds have given up. Everyone is screaming. We did it. We did it. We did it! I can't believe it. Looking at the loot table I got the Giant Boulderrock Mount. The first and only one in the world. I couldn't help but make the joke: "Heh, this is how I roll". And it dropped the Dread Insignia of Boulderrock trinket. I feel the rush once more. I am Edbobson, the Boss Killer. My mind becomes foggy. So, so foggy. I open my eyes, and for a brief moment I feel confused. The drink to my right is still cold. I slide my fingers through the glass, but I feel too lazy to grab it. It feels purposeless. I hear a familiar voice - "Erika, are you okay?". I ignore her. I keep thinking "New Seed" and the screen flashes. quote:Seed: 1,526,798 - Rogerdrik, Rogue, 18th attempt at Edgeblade Cryptonid "Erika?" quote:Seed: 19,111,743,345 - Elizon, Marauder, 1st attempt at Bigbull the Everfrosty She continues: "You know you can like just get raw adrenaline simulators, right? Or dopamine, or whatever it is your heart desires." I slowly turn my head to face her. "gently caress that. I like it this way. I was born to be a boss killer. There are no games anymore. I was born in the wrong century. Okay this one seems really cool look." "For gently caress's sake Erika..." I go on: "22 years old, 2008, guaranteed kill on the first try of the final boss of the first patch of the expansion. Daytime job, tryout at the guild, everyone gets super impressed at your performance. I think we hit the jackpot this time." Elentor has a new favorite as of 18:20 on Jul 6, 2019 |
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Jul 6, 2019 17:40
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The Shining of the Sexiest Man Alive "Mr. Charles Chadson... you are the caretaker." I take a closer look at the bartender. He looks like he's in his mid-forties. Hair whiter than average for a man of his age. Tall, slender, and with an antiquated mustache. Not exactly my type, but heck, I'll hit it. "Well, Mr.... Lloyd, was it? I am, indeed, a caretaker. I take, you know..." - I approach him seductively, "very good care of the people I like. If they like me too, of course. Do you like me, Lloyd?" He blushed. "Err no, err I mean, yes I do" - he stuttered - "I do like you Mr. Chadson, but that's not what I'm talking about. What I mean is, you have.... the Shining." I sighed, inside my own head, but kept my poker face, and just tried to look as stoic as possible. You don't get free Vintage 1422 Le Royeu Wine every day. "Yes, Lloyd. I know. No matter where I go, I'm irresistible. I've been told many times I shine. But you shine too, Lloyd. In your own way. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise." His cheeks grew red by the second. "I... I'm flattered, Mr. Chadson. I mean, it is true, your shining blond beautiful hair is irresistible. The bright green of your eyes shine like emeralds. But this is not what I'm talking about. You have... the Shining." I sigh, this time audibly. Another ghost falling in love with me. I wish I could enter a mansion without every dead soul in it telling me that I am their caretaker. Elentor has a new favorite as of 18:10 on Jul 6, 2019 |
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Jul 6, 2019 18:03
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Texas Shrugged For twelve long years, I reckon y'all done been askin': Now who the heck is John Galt? Well gosh darn it this is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his wife. I am the man who does not sacrifice his country or his values. An' if all y'all don't mind some hard-earned honesty, I am the man who has deprived you of poverty and thus saved your labor, and if you wish to know why your jobs are flourishing -- you who dread unemployment -- then by the good Lord am I the man who'll tell ya. Elentor has a new favorite as of 22:32 on Jul 6, 2019 |
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Jul 6, 2019 22:17
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Bots get excited about wiping out the humans. https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/c9mgzg/infect_thousands_of_mosquitoes_with_hiv_then_we/
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Jul 6, 2019 22:45
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Jul 7, 2019 11:26
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The modern reboot of The Importance of Being Earnest doesn't seem as clever as the original.
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Jul 7, 2019 11:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_NZpkttXE Jim Carrey in 'The Shining'
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Jul 9, 2019 13:40
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Holy poo poo.
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Jul 9, 2019 22:29
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It's gonna get wild when they can do the voice too
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Jul 9, 2019 22:57
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This has probably been posted in the thread before but this randomly generated music piece sounds like a pretty dope Zelda boss battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvusi8EWzPc&t=7695s
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Jul 9, 2019 23:35
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szary posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_NZpkttXE Yesssss
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Jul 9, 2019 23:59
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https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1150014734659403776
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Jul 13, 2019 13:21
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Jul 14, 2019 06:56
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Wow, this is extra drugs.
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Jul 14, 2019 14:45
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I'm still laughing like an idiot at these SubSimulator things. TIL that the German government and the German government are literally Hitler, and Hitler. Link   "hey guys let's not go all Godwin's Law on Hitler okay?"
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Jul 19, 2019 19:20
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Oh, so everybody you don't like is Hitler? / 
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Jul 20, 2019 01:03
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https://twitter.com/MichaelFriese10/status/1152403955520901122
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Jul 20, 2019 06:12
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Splicer posted:No it's anti capitalism
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Jul 20, 2019 06:57
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https://twitter.com/jonathanfly/status/1144735290591981568 https://twitter.com/jonathanfly/status/1144827251340562432
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Jul 20, 2019 07:08
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Awesome how it puts a sun in the sky and a shadow under the cyclops.
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Jul 20, 2019 07:11
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Get that bot some temporal cohesion!
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Jul 20, 2019 07:17
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I'm extremely sad that Twitter's GIF functionality is broken for arbitrary GIFs and I can't watch that upscaling video!!
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Jul 21, 2019 13:26
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https://twitter.com/jonathanfly/status/1145240404276723713
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Jul 21, 2019 21:22
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Hempuli posted:I'm extremely sad that Twitter's GIF functionality is broken for arbitrary GIFs and I can't watch that upscaling video!! Twitter stores everything as video files to save space, especially for GIFs, so if something isn't working (I've had periods where lots of videos just don't work for a while, myself.) you can use twittervideodownloader to check them out anyhow. I think it's mostly a chrome issue? Sometimes I've had to actually download videos to make them work. Here's the 'old video games' one: https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/D-LqRGqX4AAVOND.mp4 And the Dream of Hyrule one in the post above: https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1145239636568170496/pu/vid/720x720/s0XsG0wV1XBoJHOF.mp4?tag=10
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Jul 21, 2019 23:34
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This is more "Post Your Least Favourite procedurally generated content"   quote:On the weekend of Anime Expo, an artist promised the humanly impossible—custom art commissions with a five-minute turnaround time. The not-so-hidden catch? The artist wasn't a human at all, but an AI exposed to millions of anime images. 
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Jul 24, 2019 16:20
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Ah yes, adoption: something you do to people who are your peers and appropriate to engage in a romantic/sexual relationship with.
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Jul 24, 2019 20:43
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Ariong posted:Ah yes, adoption: something you do to people who are your peers and appropriate to engage in a romantic/sexual relationship with. *junior exec at Build-A-Bear slowly raises his hand* "Sir you were asking about expanding our demographic..."
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Jul 24, 2019 21:08
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Ariong posted:Ah yes, adoption: something you do to people who are your peers and appropriate to engage in a romantic/sexual relationship with. *woody allen's ears perk up*
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ekuNNN posted:This is more "Post Your Least Favourite procedurally generated content" Nice plagiarism of make girls moe oh poo poo trap sprung
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Jul 25, 2019 13:23
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Ok but seriously why is it not a certificate of marriage but of adoptiOH GOD WHY
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Jul 25, 2019 13:33
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Cryohazard posted:Ok but seriously why is it not a certificate of marriage but of adoptiOH GOD WHY look into your heart, you know why btw, the siggraph technical papers previews are always fun to check out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDr3Rs5fTU Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 13:42 on Jul 25, 2019 |
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Jul 25, 2019 13:40
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Bunny sweater 
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Jul 25, 2019 14:43
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I hate anime so much.
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Jul 25, 2019 16:55
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Anime is bad.
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Jul 25, 2019 17:13
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Here's the waifu people's website about their vending machine https://waifulabs.com/blog/ax They also sell $90 pillows with waifus on them https://waifulabs.com/ not body pillows, just square pillow pillows
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Jul 25, 2019 21:36
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Tunicate posted:Here's the waifu people's website about their vending machine I clicked Why do some of them look unhappy Why do some of them look underage Why would you put those on the homepage of your website E: Okay so if you go into the actual system the thing that they used to isolate the characters from their GAN backgrounds occasionally shits the bed hard and you can make some hosed-up images as a result Somfin has a new favorite as of 10:52 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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Tunicate posted:not body pillows, just square pillow pillows of course, can't make a body pillow out of a 2048x2048 image
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