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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


fisting by many posted:

Since I was "lucky" enough to see it before it was deleted




Wealthy creeps still marry women young enough to be their daughters, news at 8.

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Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug
Saw two in a row today:

FDA: Big Penis Comes with a Hidden Surprise

You Get Free Beer if You Find This Bar Hidden in a Forest

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I was talking to a bartender I know and he wants to have a pop-up bar on an island in the Wekiva River one day.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I thought beer poots was the result of too much Bud Light

it's bee re-poots, different thing altogether

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimesvows/status/1151557811769413632?s=19



It's okay, just bury that age down further in the article and it's all good!

Love the random Australian guy responding to every single reply to chastise people for making this guy into "a Jeffery Epstein figure"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Rupert Murdoch's on twitter?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

chitoryu12 posted:

A lot of this is because many parts of the Bible are either metaphorical or have figures talking to specific places and people rather than commanding the entire religion to do something, but Christians will interpret everything literally and throw out the parts that don’t make sense to them. And some religious prohibitions only existed due to conditions at the time and are now irrelevant (like dietary ones) but continue to be espoused by the devout in modern day.

The Bibles are idiosyncratically curated and translated collections of a variety of works written by several authors over many generations. That's why Judaism has generations of collections of commentaries trying to make sense of just the Torah that are way longer than the full Hebrew Bible itself.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

what

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Felix plays Minecraft, I think because Dr Grandayy made him do it.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

The MSJ posted:

Felix plays Minecraft, I think because Dr Grandayy made him do it.

what

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

About

Water Sheep is a nickname of a Minecraft sheep stuck in a pool of water near PewDiePie's house in his 2019 Minecraft playthrough. Abusing and otherwise interacting with the sheep eventually became a part of PewDiePie's Minecraft routine, with the sheep becoming a popular character among the PewDiePie's viewers who posted multiple memes and fan art dedicated to it.

Origin

On June 23rd, YouTuber PewDiePie uploaded episode two "Im actually having… FUN? In MINECRAFT (hacked)" of's 2019 Minecraft playthrough.[1] In the episode, one of the sheep held by PewDiePie in a pen near his house escapes and can be seen stuck in a pool of water in the following episodes.

In episode four of the playthrough, another sheep allegedly took place of the Water Sheep while the original one escaped.

Spread

In the following episodes of the playthrough, PewDiePie nicknamed the stuck sheep "Water Sheep," eventually giving it a name tag "jeb_" in order to activate an easter egg. Starting in episode eight "I found a DOG in Minecraft!!! – Part 7" of the playthrough,[2] PewDiePie verbally abuses, imprisons and eventually pretend tortures the sheep, leading to its accidental death in episode 14 "My Minecraft Sheep is Cancelled" on June 13th, 2019.[3]

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Ah okay thanks, that's way more useful than The MSJ who expected us to know who Felix is, what Minecraft has to do with anything, or who Dr Grandayy is.

Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

By popular demand posted:

Wealthy creeps still marry women young enough to be their daughters, news at 8.
When her mom got pregnant he was 10.

The flirting at 16 is creepy but she lived her own life and married someone else first and by the time they hooked up it was within half age plus seven so :shrug:

The original quote implied they got together as soon as she turned 18 which is far worse than what actually happened.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Thanks I hate it

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


[/quote]

Bertrand Hustle posted:

It's more like this. Everyone just cherry-picks whatever they already agree with, because the Bible is full of contradictions and you can find a passage supporting basically anything, which is why you see churches that are pro-LGBT and inclusive and churches that are full of far-right regressive bigots, and there is biblical support for both

In short, the Bible is a land of contrasts

Please don’t confuse me for a Christian. I am a card carrying historical materialist.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



From the headline I assumed he had tortured an actual animal to death during a heated gamer moment, so I guess this isn't as bad as I was expecting

e: PewDiePie, not Jesus Christ

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

From the headline I assumed he had tortured an actual animal to death during a heated gamer moment, so I guess this isn't as bad as I was expecting

e: PewDiePie, not Jesus Christ

I dunno, the exorcism of the Gerasene demoniac probably counts as that.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-49027178

I know we all hate anime, but drat...

:negative:

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
EDITOR AT ORLANDO SENTINEL: "I've waited a lifetime for this day."

https://twitter.com/orlandosentinel/status/1151889416593575937

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I always knew this Mr.Five Guys is just a time bomb waiting do explode.
I hope he gets sentenced to anger management.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



I believe this is the largest mass murder in post-WWII Japan.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Zereth posted:

I believe this is the largest mass murder in post-WWII Japan.

It is.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

ZombieLenin posted:

Please don’t confuse me for a Christian. I am a card carrying historical materialist.

For $25, you can be an actual card-carrying Satanist. They have cards now!

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Phlegmish posted:

From the headline I assumed he had tortured an actual animal to death during a heated gamer moment, so I guess this isn't as bad as I was expecting

e: PewDiePie, not Jesus Christ
he drowned a herd of pigs

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
nm

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

nankeen posted:

he drowned a herd of pigs

Killed them in reality or just fake BS?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Zereth posted:

I believe this is the largest mass murder in post-WWII Japan.

Unless they ever figure out what the deal was with the Myojo 56 arson, yes.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

It's also, I've read, one of the few studios that paid their animators a salary instead of by the frame, like most of the animation industry hellscape does.

And now a bunch of people are dead all because some crazy guy thought his fan fiction had been plagiarized??

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The studio was also known for hiring women. Not clear whether that's related to the attack, but it's a possibility.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/ARLnowDOTcom/status/1152300198196068353?s=20

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Killed them in reality or just fake BS?

Well that depends on whether you think Jesus was in reality or not. Jesus is said to have cast demons out of a dude into a herd of swine, which then ran into a lake and drowned. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcism_of_the_Gerasene_demoniac

Not sure why the swine were involved though. Modern exorcists don't use animal props. :iiam:

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
It happened again

https://twitter.com/tylerrdawson/status/1152330457888874496?s=19

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Are they hunting for a serial kitten?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

By popular demand posted:

Are they hunting for a serial kitten?

:frogout:

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Viral marketing for the new Cats movie is getting intense.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Really Cute Mewing Police

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



How does this exact thing keep happening

Will it soon be considered unprofessional to show press conferences without using the cat filter

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

https://twitter.com/SirCanuckles/status/1152344729960345600

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Whooping Crabs posted:

Really Cute Mewing Police

Royal Catnadian Meownted Pawlice

I'm not sorry

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