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Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


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VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009


You can tell by the pins on his lanyard he's the pity hire nephew of a middle manager there or something.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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I don't get what he's trying to cover up.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Glagha posted:

I don't get what he's trying to cover up.
Then his job is done. Give that man a raise!

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Glagha posted:

I don't get what he's trying to cover up.

Shame

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Glagha posted:

I don't get what he's trying to cover up.

Some amusement park rides have built-in cameras at key points in the ride. The guy is working at a booth that sells the pictures. The monitors show previews of these pictures.

The upper management states that people taking pictures of these previews will deny them sales of the pictures and has ordered the line employees to prevent recording on penalty of termination. Upper management is fully aware that this policy will not actually improve sales and is impossible to enforce. They are also fully aware that rear end in a top hat customers will either attempt to make employees look like fools or get very angry for being told not to record. Upper management will also not back up their employees in the least if called and will agree with the customers that the employees are entirely wrong and look like fools. Regardless of what the employee does, they will use their actions to justify termination of any employees they don’t like for any reason whatsoever and will completely ignore whatever the other employees do.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Jus' let the guy take the photo

Unless he has a cartoonishly evil manager just out of frame twirling his mustache ready to fire

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Zzulu posted:

Jus' let the guy take the photo

Unless he has a cartoonishly evil manager just out of frame twirling his mustache ready to fire

Welcome to America :d2a:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Another rally racing gif:
https://i.imgur.com/rjtHClA.gifv

These people loving crazy

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Cartoon Man posted:

Another rally racing gif:
These people loving crazy

I think the bystanders are measurably crazier than the drivers. There's probably a whole genre of liveleak vids where a driver misjudges a turn or jump and turns a bunch of looky-loos into chunky red sauce.

Still hats off to those drivers -- crazy skilled, most of the time.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

Another rally racing gif:
https://i.imgur.com/rjtHClA.gifv

These people loving crazy

Are you allowed to enter aerial vehicles in rallies? I thought they were for cars.

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

I don't understand anything about this.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

HBomb posted:

I don't understand anything about this.

The cat is confused by what the humans are doing.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Cartoon Man posted:

Another rally racing gif:
https://i.imgur.com/rjtHClA.gifv

These people loving crazy

Pff, they're not even standing in front of the car.

HBomb posted:

I don't understand anything about this.

Brazil.mov?

leethasbro
Apr 11, 2005

Rat Enthusiast

HBomb posted:

I don't understand anything about this.

looks like had the guy been about a second later getting in he would have been robbed

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ak Gara posted:

Brazil.mov?

I don't want to stereotype but that was my thought too

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Botched robbery or hit

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Zzulu posted:

Botched robbery or hit

Probably the former, he had his gun out and got there in time to shoot had he so desired

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/i8yKvUi.mp4

:horse:

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Ant farms are a lot of fun to watch.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009


Does flint have clean water yet

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ZcgWnaZ.mp4
Wait for it

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I literally just went and did this with an extension cord and still don't understand what happened.

https://i.imgur.com/6i5MgwO.mp4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

The dick butt at the end was worth it

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

What is going on here?
Are these real ants? They look like it, how is this happening??

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Assuming you’re serious...it’s horses

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Bad Munki posted:

Assuming you’re serious...it’s horses

Is that some kind of ant pheremone?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

mds2 posted:

Ant farms are a lot of fun to watch.

That kills the horse.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



guestimate posted:

What is going on here?
Are these real ants? They look like it, how is this happening??

They're trying to appease the purple dragon so that it does not eat them.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I literally just went and did this with an extension cord and still don't understand what happened.

https://i.imgur.com/6i5MgwO.mp4
It's pulling the bottom side of the loop they create through the underside of the table.

This cable isn't as "stuck" as people think it is and if they just kept pulling the cable running off frame at the bottom through, they could have pulled it out just as easily.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Xenoletum posted:

It's pulling the bottom side of the loop they create through the underside of the table.

This cable isn't as "stuck" as people think it is and if they just kept pulling the cable running off frame at the bottom through, they could have pulled it out just as easily.

Assuming the other end of the cable isn't attached to a piece of equipment.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

guestimate posted:

What is going on here?
Are these real ants? They look like it, how is this happening??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

I wish my brain worked like this. It would make everyday life so much easier.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Xenoletum posted:

It's pulling the bottom side of the loop they create through the underside of the table.

This cable isn't as "stuck" as people think it is and if they just kept pulling the cable running off frame at the bottom through, they could have pulled it out just as easily.

How many power cables do you own that are not attached to anything at the other end?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

bike tory posted:

How many power cables do you own that are not attached to anything at the other end?

Nothing that some wire cutters and black tape can't solve!

ledge
Jun 10, 2003

bike tory posted:

How many power cables do you own that are not attached to anything at the other end?

If it got like that in the first place then there can't have been any thing at the other end of the cable that couldn't fit through the loop. That situation wasn't caused by someone putting the frame down on the cable.

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost

ledge posted:

If it got like that in the first place then there can't have been any thing at the other end of the cable that couldn't fit through the loop.

Of course there could, unless I'm misunderstanding you? If this move works to undo the loop/coil, then the same procedure works in reverse.
It's not a matter of putting whatever's at the other end through the loop--just putting the plug through the loop. It could be attached to an ocean liner at the other end--doesn't matter.

ledge
Jun 10, 2003

aas Bandit posted:

Of course there could, unless I'm misunderstanding you? If this move works to undo the loop/coil, then the same procedure works in reverse.
It's not a matter of putting whatever's at the other end through the loop--just putting the plug through the loop. It could be attached to an ocean liner at the other end--doesn't matter.

The gif is I assume meant to show a clever way to get a cable unstuck. I'm assuming that the didn't get into this state by someone purposefully doing the reverse of what is shown in the gif, because that would be stupid and wouldn't happen by accident.

My god am I picking a lovely hill to die on or what?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Happy Apollo 11 day!

https://i.imgur.com/m1GXpua.mp4

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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
I wonder how many fake moon landing sets have been built over the last 50 years

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