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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Empress Brosephine posted:

Any standout Japanese or Chinese movies from the past few years you guys reccomend?

What kind of movies? This is a pretty big question.

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Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Anything really. Realized I haven’t watched cinema from those countries for a while and would like to see some of the settings in a modern look.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


DeimosRising posted:

What kind of movies? This is a pretty big question.

Latter half of this decade I guess I’d say Kaili Blues, The Assassin, Mountains May Depart, It’s probably worth seeing Wolf Warrior 1 and 2 just because of how huge they were. There’s a lot of stuff, though I guess much of it never gets English language releases and I don’t get to see as much as I used to

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
I just rewatched Johnnie To's Drug War from a few years back and it rules. It's on Shudder or free on YouTube with ads

morestuff fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Jul 9, 2019

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Empress Brosephine posted:

Any standout Japanese or Chinese movies from the past few years you guys reccomend?

Hou Hsiao-Hsien and Jia Zhangke are always safe bets as long as you're not averse to slow cinema.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Speaking of, how's Zhangke's latest?

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Speaking of, how's Zhangke's latest?

I know it’s a crime flick and Touch of Sin was rad so I’m interested but if it played here I didn’t notice

Segue
May 23, 2007

Ash is Purest White is a very good movie even if he's harping on the same "capitalism is destroying the social fabric" theme as always. Sort of a career encapsulation movie so a pretty good way to get into Jia.

It's long, but doesn't feel particularly slow since it's divided over three time periods and the performances, score, and shots are amazing. Definitely one of the better movies I saw last year. (Long Day's Journey into Night tops it of course)

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Segue posted:

Ash is Purest White is a very good movie even if he's harping on the same "capitalism is destroying the social fabric" theme as always. Sort of a career encapsulation movie so a pretty good way to get into Jia.

It's long, but doesn't feel particularly slow since it's divided over three time periods and the performances, score, and shots are amazing. Definitely one of the better movies I saw last year. (Long Day's Journey into Night tops it of course)

How could I forget the decade’s best feel good romantic comedy romp in my recommendations??

peer
Jan 17, 2004

this is not what I wanted
wow wrong thread as hell

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Does anyone know why Apocolypto has practically vanished? It's been out of print for years and not available to stream anywhere. I know Mel Gibson isn't people's favorite guy anymore but it still seems really strange for a major hollywood movie to just permanently go oop print like that and not even be available for rental.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

veni veni veni posted:

Does anyone know why Apocolypto has practically vanished? It's been out of print for years and not available to stream anywhere. I know Mel Gibson isn't people's favorite guy anymore but it still seems really strange for a major hollywood movie to just permanently go oop print like that and not even be available for rental.

Touchstone only distributed it and it reverted to Icon. Fox distributes Icon, so...

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

It's on iTunes and Youtube Movies here in NZ.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Jul 15, 2019

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010
I know it's not a movie, but this is the most relevant thread I know of.

Remember the Crash Test Dummies?

I could have sworn they did PSAs besides "Buckle your safety belt".

Specifically, I have a memory from my childhood of a PSA that ends with one of them getting lots of piercings. And then his arm falls off. The end.

I guess the moral was "piercings are bad"?

Doesn't really make sense to me, but I've had that memory forever.

Is it real? Am I mixing memories?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

FaradayCage posted:

I know it's not a movie, but this is the most relevant thread I know of.

Remember the Crash Test Dummies?

I could have sworn they did PSAs besides "Buckle your safety belt".

Specifically, I have a memory from my childhood of a PSA that ends with one of them getting lots of piercings. And then his arm falls off. The end.

I guess the moral was "piercings are bad"?

Doesn't really make sense to me, but I've had that memory forever.

Is it real? Am I mixing memories?

That sounds like it could be right out of SNL or SCTV.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

FaradayCage posted:

I know it's not a movie, but this is the most relevant thread I know of.

Remember the Crash Test Dummies?

I could have sworn they did PSAs besides "Buckle your safety belt".

Specifically, I have a memory from my childhood of a PSA that ends with one of them getting lots of piercings. And then his arm falls off. The end.

I guess the moral was "piercings are bad"?

Doesn't really make sense to me, but I've had that memory forever.

Is it real? Am I mixing memories?

I have no memory of that, but I heard their big hit song for the first time in 20 years (the HMMMHMMMHMMM one) and holy poo poo music sucked in the 90's.

Or are you talking about the actual crash test dummies who used to do PSA commercials?

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

They were called The Incredible Crash Dummies.
I don't remember that PSA, but I definitely watched the cartoon, had the Master System game and a great toy car that smashed up.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Krispy Wafer posted:

holy poo poo music sucked in the 90's.

A rare correct opinion on 90s music.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

feedmyleg posted:

A rare correct opinion on 90s music.

They at least used the 4 good 90’s songs in Captain Marvel.

couldcareless
Feb 8, 2009

Spheal used Swagger!

feedmyleg posted:

A rare correct opinion on 90s music.

Jagged Little Pill would like a word

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

couldcareless posted:

Jagged Little Pill would like a word

Kinda ironic, isn't it?

Groundskeeper Silly
Sep 1, 2005

My philosophy...
The first rule is:
You look good.
Anybody know how I could go about watching Craig Baldwin's Stolen Movie?

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Steal it back?
:downsrim:

Red Ryder
Apr 20, 2006

oh dang
Can I watch Through the Olive Trees without having seen the rest of the director's trilogy or will it not be as meaningful? I recently rewatched Mark Cousins' The Story of Film series and am really interested into getting into 90's Iranian movies. If someone has a better suggestion for a movie to dip my toes into that scene with, let me know.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
Through the Olive Trees does have a plot that stands on its own, but it really is more rewarding to watch with foreknowledge of the previous two films. My suggestion would be another Kiarostami film, Close-Up.

FaradayCage
May 2, 2010

Krispy Wafer posted:

Or are you talking about the actual crash test dummies who used to do PSA commercials?

In my memory its the actual crash test dummies. But who knows? This might be a completely false memory altogether. Like when I was watching a Doublemint (or maybe Juicy Fruit) gum commercial and it suddenly paused and a voice over said "Wait, no no no" as it rewound to the beginning and played on just as before.

As a sidebar: I'm awake at this hour because I suddenly had an image of a man kind of bounding diagonally toward someone he was planning to punch. Kind of in a mocking way.

I knew it was from a movie or maybe a TV show.

Mind started buzzing trying to remember what it was from. I was 99% certain it was an actual action-type movie instead of Gary Busey fighting Chris Farley in Black Sheep, or something like that.

Started vetting all sorts of stuff in my head. Casino Royale? X-men? Jaime Lannister vs Euron Greyjoy? Con-Air? Face-Off? Lethal Weapon? Die Hard? I was all over the place.

Then I started thinking about how I would describe it to someone. One small tidbit was "You know, I can't remember if the character was a good guy or a bad guy."

Less than a minute after that, I figured it out.

I'll spoiler the answer in case anyone wants to rack their brain for a bit.

DJ (Benicio del Toro) in The Last Jedi, during the prison escape. On Netflix @ 1:26:40 remaining on the ticker.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

FaradayCage posted:

In my memory its the actual crash test dummies. But who knows? This might be a completely false memory altogether. Like when I was watching a Doublemint (or maybe Juicy Fruit) gum commercial and it suddenly paused and a voice over said "Wait, no no no" as it rewound to the beginning and played on just as before.

As a sidebar: I'm awake at this hour because I suddenly had an image of a man kind of bounding diagonally toward someone he was planning to punch. Kind of in a mocking way.

I knew it was from a movie or maybe a TV show.

Mind started buzzing trying to remember what it was from. I was 99% certain it was an actual action-type movie instead of Gary Busey fighting Chris Farley in Black Sheep, or something like that.

Started vetting all sorts of stuff in my head. Casino Royale? X-men? Jaime Lannister vs Euron Greyjoy? Con-Air? Face-Off? Lethal Weapon? Die Hard? I was all over the place.

Then I started thinking about how I would describe it to someone. One small tidbit was "You know, I can't remember if the character was a good guy or a bad guy."

Less than a minute after that, I figured it out.

I'll spoiler the answer in case anyone wants to rack their brain for a bit.

DJ (Benicio del Toro) in The Last Jedi, during the prison escape. On Netflix @ 1:26:40 remaining on the ticker.

I had a similar "what was that FROM?!" moment yesterday, and it felt like it took forever to remember it. You ever hear a thing, and then over the years you co-opt it to fit with something you're saying? Like you might say what you want the same way someone in some movie did? Anyway, maybe I'm just weird, but I was talking to my wife in the car, we were at a 4 way stop, and someone wasn't moving who should have been. I calmly but with a bit of exasperation, said "just go..." and I knew it was from something.

Some scene where either a cartoon or caricature was just fed up, but not yelling. Just totally done with the conversation and the other person was asking too many questions. The character in question had told the other person repeatedly (which I can't remember, so it's currently <blank>), and then finally said something like "just <blank>".

I was going through the creaky and rusted movie line rolodex in my head all the way to our destination, and right before turning off the car, it hit me.

Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men, telling that store owner to "call it. Just call it." And he really gets into this calm yet fed up mood when he tells him to do that.

It's accentuated in No Country for Gay Men.

Skip to about 2:55 (or don't, I don't care)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgU64f2oh-8

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


If you could solve the 'it doesn't do anything, that's the beauty of it' puzzle I'd appreciate it, because like many people I can hear this so so clearly...

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Chubby Henparty posted:

If you could solve the 'it doesn't do anything, that's the beauty of it' puzzle I'd appreciate it, because like many people I can hear this so so clearly...

Have you read this?

https://www.theverge.com/2017/3/21/14952294/what-does-it-do-thats-the-beauty-of-it-movie-quote-source

That article even circles back to SA, via Niel "trapezoid" Cicierega, mentioning us.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Jul 26, 2019

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


Heh, I'd read similar articles but not that one. I would have said Slartibartfast in Hitchhikers Guide as well, but my other vague guesses have been MASH or some kind of whirring claptrap machine from Dr Dolittle or Chitty Chitty Bangbang.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Yeah, I know it's not actually from anything but my mind immediately conjures up Wilder in Chocolate Factory whenever I see it.

e: obviously, it's the key to The Collective Unconscious.

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Jul 26, 2019

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Chubby Henparty posted:

If you could solve the 'it doesn't do anything, that's the beauty of it' puzzle I'd appreciate it, because like many people I can hear this so so clearly...

My guess is that it's a combination of similar lines and because it could be more vague and generalized and therefore applicable to other things it became the most popular version even if it's not real.

What does it quote?
That's the beauty of it, it doesn't quote anything!

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I keep going back to Catch-22. I can see Milo saying that in my brain and yet I am wrong.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The first reference I can find for the phrase on the internet is in a Snopes message board user signature from 2004, people talking about Ted's Caving Page.

The fact that it's in a user signature means he's just quoting it from somewhere else. I vote on it being from a Simpsons episode.

Are the SNPP transcripts still up?

Edit

Bloody Hedgehog fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jul 26, 2019

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The first reference I can find for the phrase on the internet is in a Snopes message board user signature from 2004, people talking about Ted's Caving Page.

The fact that it's in a user signature means he's just quoting it from somewhere else. I vote on it being from a Simpsons episode.

Are the SNPP transcripts still up?

Edit



If it was a Simpson's quote there would be direct evidence of it.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The first reference I can find for the phrase on the internet is in a Snopes message board user signature from 2004, people talking about Ted's Caving Page.

The fact that it's in a user signature means he's just quoting it from somewhere else. I vote on it being from a Simpsons episode.

Are the SNPP transcripts still up?

Edit



Maybe this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWlMNltHIYI

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
There's no way on earth a Simpsons episode from the first 12 seasons or so wouldn't have even the least significant incidental dialog instantly searchable.

couldcareless
Feb 8, 2009

Spheal used Swagger!
What annoys me the most about this bizarre quote is I can just hear the voice in my head saying "it doesn't doooo anything" with that weird emphasis. This must be some strange Mandela effect tangent.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

There's no way on earth a Simpsons episode from the first 12 seasons or so wouldn't have even the least significant incidental dialog instantly searchable.

There's no way there's not dozens of people who would be able to tell you from memory what episode any dialog happened from the first 12 seasons and then you would have to do the hard work of watching a good Simpson's episode for 22 minutes so you could make a video clip of it.

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TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



It feels like a thing advertising the pet rock. I can hear it with the same sort of glee as "you know, for kids!" from Hudsucker Proxy.

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