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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1140726854753640449?s=19 This is my new #3 favorite after "rescue chip" and "J-Lo, of whom we gave a gently caress in happier times"
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Lotta people i the replies to that making tweets (that Taylor Swift will never read) valiantly defending Taylor Swift from that article (which she will also never read.)
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Ariong posted:Lotta people i the replies to that making tweets (that Taylor Swift will never read) valiantly defending Taylor Swift from that article (which she will also never read.) I'm confused, have celebs stopped using the internet/social media? is it all just their agents/marketing firm bots doing it now?
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Last Chance posted:I'm confused, have celebs stopped using the internet/social media? is it all just their agents/marketing firm bots doing it now? do you really think celebrities have ever actually read the thousands of tweets mentioning them every minute
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Some celebs are on social media a lot, like Chrissy Teigan and John Mayer. Swift very rarely comment or even post stuff on social media though.
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Boeing Declares its Aircraft will not be Made of Meat SatireWire was one of the great comedy sites of the late 90s/early 2000s, and they're back now for some reason.
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Last Chance posted:I'm confused, have celebs stopped using the internet/social media? is it all just their agents/marketing firm bots doing it now? The job of a celebrity is to attract attention not to give it.
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There isn’t really any blanket position, it depends largely on the person.
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Reminder: The classic JFK clickhole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl1apDfQmUs
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Taylor Swift is extremely online 
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didnt some conspiracy theorist put together a huge image demonstrating that she posts on 4chan (or used to anyway)
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Krankenstyle posted:didnt some conspiracy theorist put together a huge image demonstrating that she posts on 4chan (or used to anyway) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrfMvvADRI4
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Next thing you know somebody will find out that Taylor Swift is actually a programming wizard and nobody but her and her bots post on 4chan. Why would she do such a thing? Nobody knows, not even her.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Taylor Swift is extremely online Similarly, a player from the Toronto Raptors wore a shirt saying "random guy in a suit" to the championship parade.
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Dog Urine Lowers Heart-Attack Risk, Say Snickering Researchers
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and nothing of value was lost Savvy Pornography Director Includes Preliminary Shot Of Penis That Will Go Off By End Of Film The Onion posted:Robins added that Daniels’ creative genius was similarly demonstrated in his thorough exploration of the relationship between step-brother and step-sister.
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Jackov's gun.
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Amazon Workers Attempting Walkout Enter 7th Hour Wandering in Ever-Expanding, Labyrinthian Warehouse I'm pretty sure I've had dreams like this.
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StandardVC10 posted:Amazon Workers Attempting Walkout Enter 7th Hour Wandering in Ever-Expanding, Labyrinthian Warehouse Very House of Leaves, I'm into it.
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Our buddy Sad Kevin is back and in rare form. https://twitter.com/clickhole/status/1152292092825219073
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Dear god, that's Sad Kevin's Opusquote:"I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of terrified howling," said Greta Landry, 79, who lives down the road from the farm. "Those poor, trapped dogs were barking so desperately, almost as if they were calling out for the little boys and girls who used to care for them when they were younger, but no one ever came."
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morallyobjected posted:one of my favourites, to fit with the day I have this framed on my wall. It is my favorite onion thing.
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Just a picture, but oof. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1157688103936638977
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So did Onion give up on reposting their Mass Shooting article?
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