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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



FreshFeesh posted:

Between you and PP, I have so much weather-envy

Don’t get me wrong, it looks great. But when it isn’t storming, we have heat indexes over 100F and the humidity is always sky high (the Everglades are only 20min from my apartment). When “winter” arrives (lol at any winter down here after living in AK), it’s going to feel heavenly (and my AC will probably still be running)

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Icon Of Sin posted:

Don’t get me wrong, it looks great. But when it isn’t storming, we have heat indexes over 100F and the humidity is always sky high (the Everglades are only 20min from my apartment). When “winter” arrives (lol at any winter down here after living in AK), it’s going to feel heavenly (and my AC will probably still be running)

after living in florida I'm loving the mountains here in colorado

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

Icon Of Sin posted:

When “winter” arrives (lol at any winter down here after living in AK), it’s going to feel heavenly (and my AC will probably still be running)

My aunt and uncle raised their kids outside of Anchorage and, after 25 years, decided they had enough of the wet and cold. Where did they move?

Scotland. :doh:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


So I went fishing in Neah Bay. It’s basically the furthest north big boat harbor in the lower 48 states.



I toodeled around 20 miles off the coast dodging massive pods of whales and the largest school of coho salmons I’ve ever heard of. We went for miles and could not help but catch 5lb fish over and over and over again. Best three days of fishing I’ve had.

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




That's great! Nearly made it up to the waters I'm working on. (We just barely receive some transmissions from USCG sector Puget Sound) The weather's been pretty good the past few days. It's a nice change from the past couple years, actually getting some rain in July, so we're not stuck in a constant yellow haze of wildfire smoke. Any chance you might get sent to work at Nanoose Bay? I know the US has people posted/stationed/deployed (I don't know the proper terminology) working the range there. You can tell it's an American on the radio when they say channel "eleven" or "sixteen" instead of channel "one one" or "one six".

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord


Well

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!


This is my "I just ran six miles in 30°C-and-sunny weather oh god why do I do this to myself" face.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


I did this once and never again because i found it distressing and probably extremely accurate

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

titties posted:

I did this once and never again because i found it distressing and probably extremely accurate

Just a tombstone was it :mrgw:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The pay isn't great, but the perks...

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

Spinster/Spinderella
This was October. Hi everyone

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Hi! That shade of red looks so good on you!

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

COOL CORN posted:

Hi! That shade of red looks so good on you!

Thanks! The best money I ever spent in my entire life was getting my "colors" done for 30 bucks in like 1990. She said I was a classic Winter (whatever) and that black, white, true red, royal blue, etc. was what I should wear. She was right I realized pretty quickly.
So I stopped wearing pale pink lipstick THANK CHRIST :doh:
and embraced the palette; royal blue is my favorite.
Saves a shitton of time shopping which I hate anyway.

I can't recommend it highly enough, don't know if it's still done. They can get woo-woo but that's unnecessary- just having a basic idea of what colors compliment your skin tone is all you need.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

RFC2324 posted:

after living in florida I'm loving the mountains here in colorado

Go team Colorado. Although I came from Chicago which is easy mode summers compared to Florida.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Snapchat finally made a filter that catches my true self :twisted:

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


There once was a flower of red,
With petals outwards spread,
But I was depraved
Made my smile a grave
And now my lips are dead

~ original limerick do not steal ~

I love a good limerick,
You might even say its a tic,
Often to crowds
I recite them aloud
Until I've made all them sick

Now your turn!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



E: nm

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

guestimate posted:

Spinster/Spinderella
This was October. Hi everyone



Your curls are awesome!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

cinni posted:


Now your turn!
There once was a woman named Fatty
Whose movements were often quite splatty
She said with a wheeze
"I should stop eating cheese...
I've worn out my toilet roll caddy"

Feeling great dear Fatty was not
On account of a cold she had got
She had an odd issue
Where she sneezed through a tissue
And pearl-necklaced herself with her snot

Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 04:28 on Jul 21, 2019

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Where she sneezed through a tissue
And pearl-necklaced herself with her snot

Lolololol :mmmhmm:

I hope that was not a true story
Though it makes a quite good allegory
That you never quite know
From a mighty great blow
That both can shoot forth like old glory

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

I’m really unoriginal but I appreciate you two.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LingcodKilla posted:

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

I’m really unoriginal but I appreciate you two.

I know this is a thread for selfies
Where we cant just write whatever we please
So next time post a pic
Upload it and click
So the rest of the internet can tease

:haw:

kru
Oct 5, 2003

FreshFeesh posted:

My aunt and uncle raised their kids outside of Anchorage and, after 25 years, decided they had enough of the wet and cold. Where did they move?

Scotland. :doh:

Scotland owns though so they were correct to do this

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Are sfw shower selfies acceptable?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


RC Cola posted:

Are sfw shower selfies acceptable?

Goons shower?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

RC Cola posted:

Are sfw shower selfies acceptable?

:justpost:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



cinni posted:

Lolololol :mmmhmm:

I hope that was not a true story
Though it makes a quite good allegory
That you never quite know
From a mighty great blow
That both can shoot forth like old glory

There was a young man from the
City of Bruges who got
Limericks and haikus confused.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

cinni posted:


I hope that was not a true story
Though it makes a quite good allegory
That you never quite know
From a mighty great blow
That both can shoot forth like old glory
Sadly enough though it is
A thing that occurred with this Ms.
If not for the fact what
My top wasn't low-cut
I'd yet be sopping nose jizz

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I love limericks!

My mom had a big birthday party and I did my makeup and took pictures. It's been a while, I haven't looked great lately.
This is my neutral face


:3: kind of

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

You do look great!

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Sweet As Sin posted:


I haven't looked great lately.


PYF: Post Your Picture II: Limericks & Lies

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



There was a nice poster on these fine forums
In a chill thread that's very much wholesome
She posted with style
every once in a while
and with her latest post she floored 'em.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
There once was a goon from Nantucket...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Zipperelli. posted:

There once was a goon from Nantucket...

Who took a shower in a bucket

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus



Fatty's ancestress's memory survives
In the annals of famed poets' lives
As she died of consumption
She still had the gumption
To do it with all of their wives

Zipperelli. posted:

There once was a goon from Nantucket...
Who'd heat up a Hot Pocket and gently caress it
One day before ruttin
He pressed the wrong button
And the skin on his yin? Doctors shucked it.

Ellie Crabcakes has a new favorite as of 01:41 on Jul 22, 2019

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

LingcodKilla posted:

Who took a shower in a bucket

drat, so this is how I heard it. Tell me if this is what you know: There once was a man from Nantucket, who went to hell in a bucket, and when he got there, the devil asked for his fare, so he whipped out his dick and said 'suck it' If no, I need to hear your version too.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Zipperelli. posted:

There once was a goon from Nantucket...

LingcodKilla posted:

Who took a shower in a bucket

The soap was a joke
and the bucket was broke
to which he replied "...gently caress it."

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Zipperelli. posted:

drat, so this is how I heard it. Tell me if this is what you know: There once was a man from Nantucket, who went to hell in a bucket, and when he got there, the devil asked for his fare, so he whipped out his dick and said 'suck it' If no, I need to hear your version too.

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd gently caress it"

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd gently caress it"


:hmbol:

I loving love the man from Nantucket for it's 800 million iterations that are generally worth a chuckle.

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A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
work on a farm, they say, it will be fun, they say



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