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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Woof Blitzer posted:

Dream: I’m going to learn to weld!
Reality: reinforcing steel beams on the border wall in the desert on a 6 month non-union contract
Dream: I’m going to learn to code!
Reality: testing a java app that denies people healthcare 2% faster, get replaced by an H1B after a year

Join UA and hot weld on live gas/oil mains

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
I like my corneas non-magnetic thanks.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I am friends with a guy who did bullshit shop-grunt welding for five years then got his SCUBA diving cert. That is some crazy loving money. Granted he'll probably die doing it but his kids will be set for life if he can make it 5 years or so.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment

McNally posted:

Let's knock it off with this "bing bong so simple" horseshit.

i’d prefer not to

bengy81
May 8, 2010
I'm watching my line of work (field service) transition to requiring 4 year degrees and its equal parts hilarious and terrifying. I take great pleasure in the fact that ex military dudes are really angry they cant exclude women and minorities in the hiring process anymore, but wages are starting to stagnate really bad, and promotion opportunities are drying up unless you have the "right" degree.

I really need to go back to school and use the rest of my GI bill on something useful or fun.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008


The Socialist Rifle Association was recently accepted as an official member of the National Shooting Sports Foundation and then had their membership revoked less than a week later with no explanation given.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



bird food bathtub posted:

I am friends with a guy who did bullshit shop-grunt welding for five years then got his SCUBA diving cert. That is some crazy loving money. Granted he'll probably die doing it but his kids will be set for life if he can make it 5 years or so.

Commercial diving in general could probably fill the OSHA thread with horror stories for years, before you even get into the underwater welding part of it. If you want a true horror story involving commercial saturation diving and actual explosive decompression of multiple people, check out the accident on the Byford Dolphin in 1983.

Spoilered, because extreme :nms:

From Wikipedia:


Investigation by forensic pathologists determined that Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen, except the trachea and a section of small intestine, and of the thoracic spine. These were projected some distance, one section being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Goddamn that sucks but it’s a really metal way to go

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Delta V gonna get you.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



He shook hands with me and I hate horses. Didn’t tell him that though.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
I shook hands with John McCain in 2008 and absorbed his secret power.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

colachute posted:

Goddamn that sucks but it’s a really metal way to go

Instant death, no matter how gory, is a pretty awesome way to go compared to the vast majority if first world deaths.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/21/hong-kong-mass-china-extradition-bill-demonstrations-protestors

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/hong-kong-pro-democracy-activists-and-bystanders-violently-attacked-on-subway

Shits been getting real in Hong Kong, the Chinese government has killed the mainland extradition bill that started it all, but a white shirted gang beat the gently caress out of protesters with clubs yesterday. They're thought to be made up of memebers of HKs organized crime scene. Because sure, a bunch of drug dealers will spontaneously break cover to supress a political faction, happens all the time
:thunk:

I'm cautiously optimistic about these protests, I really hope that the people of Hong Kong hold onto their civil liberties but there's a lot at stake here. Hopefully the size and publicity of the protests prevents the CCP from turning this into another oppressed enclave, but it's 2019 and anything could happen :smith:

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Woof Blitzer posted:

I shook hands with John McCain in 2008 and absorbed his secret power.

Being outraged while also doing nothing?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Meanwhile in Puerto Rico...

https://twitter.com/PedroJulio/status/1153362946862604289

https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1153387089427402753

https://twitter.com/NicholsUprising/status/1153365699584299008

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Imagine being stuck on an island that loving hates you lol

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

I moved from the Seattle area to the DFW area and there is just absolutely nothing here as far as semi Lefty even groups. It's been a real bummer.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Tryzzub posted:

i’d prefer not to

Which do you prefer more: Posting at all or posting that horseshit?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Laranzu posted:

Being outraged while also doing nothing?

Ability to crash planes without killing yourself?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



FAUXTON posted:

Imagine being stuck on an island that loving hates you lol

Shep Smith is the only person on fox who is worth a poo poo and doesn't pull punches. Bad luck for that governor to wind up on his show.

Also lol that dude just needs to resign.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



quote:

I really do believe in the work State does. Especially in a world where the right wing has got to the point of complete open contempt for soft power, diplomacy, or even knowing anything about another culture. I'd only consider working there though if Warren got her way on a good deal of her plans though.

Same, I've had "register for FSO exam" sitting in my reminder list for a few years. Somehow I haven't had the heart to actually do it even though that kind of mission is something I believe in.

:unsmith:

quote:

lol imagine being a consular official and you've been ordered to rubber stamp "nope" on asylum applications all day every day for the next three years of your tour in some dusty place where you have to brush your teeth with bottled water

:smith:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Jaguars! posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/21/hong-kong-mass-china-extradition-bill-demonstrations-protestors

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/hong-kong-pro-democracy-activists-and-bystanders-violently-attacked-on-subway

Shits been getting real in Hong Kong, the Chinese government has killed the mainland extradition bill that started it all, but a white shirted gang beat the gently caress out of protesters with clubs yesterday. They're thought to be made up of memebers of HKs organized crime scene. Because sure, a bunch of drug dealers will spontaneously break cover to supress a political faction, happens all the time
:thunk:

I'm cautiously optimistic about these protests, I really hope that the people of Hong Kong hold onto their civil liberties but there's a lot at stake here. Hopefully the size and publicity of the protests prevents the CCP from turning this into another oppressed enclave, but it's 2019 and anything could happen :smith:

The bill isn't dead at all. It has only had the 'second reading' suspended. At any point they can keep moving the bill into law.

That is why people are pissed off.


edit : This reminds me of the chinese groups that would multi-team in pubg. All wearing same shirt so they know who is who.
They are not triad dudes at all, unless CCP paid them a fuckload of cash to do it.

ded fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jul 22, 2019

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I heard a report on NPR that the White Shirts went around prior to today and warned people to not be on the streets, stay inside, and if they were going to be on the streets to wear white shirts.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



McNally posted:

Which do you prefer more: Posting at all or posting that horseshit?



:classiclol:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Tom Brady kisses his son on the lips and no one cares

e: wow that was a page ago

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

McNally posted:

Let's knock it off with this "bing bong so simple" horseshit.

Who are you? The posting police?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

McNally I would like a sixxer with the reason "Bing bong so simple"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Smiling Jack posted:

McNally I would like a sixxer with the reason "Bing bong so simple"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I'll see what I can do, but no promises.

... gently caress.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Smiling Jack posted:

McNally I would like a sixxer with the reason "Bing bong so simple"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I've got chores to do. Hit me.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
No.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Holy gently caress the Puerto Rico protests are huge today.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
wang chung so dancehall, please

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
So Boris Johnson huh?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Wasabi the J posted:

So Boris Johnson huh?
Fat, loudmouth, compromised idiot? I swear I've heard this one before.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Casimir Radon posted:

Fat, loudmouth, compromised idiot? I swear I've heard this one before.

He’s gonna make Great Britain uh.. Great again.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AJentleson/status/1153440168050868228

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Yet again the cops let a white man go with a warning.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Maybe we can trust the Republicans this time!

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bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

So did the DIC offset thing get removed from the spending bill, McNally?

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