Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: Yonic Frontiers

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Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

Let us smoke your peace pipe

# ? Jul 23, 2019 01:07

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# ? May 15, 2024 12:07

Shady Amish Terror: Oct 11, 2007; I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Cardiovorax posted:

b: ~~authors~~fuckin' everyone be horny.

Some things are timeless.

Pompeii Graffiti, 79 AD posted:

I screwed the barmaid

James Joyce in a 1909 love letter posted:

It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling.

Lovers Lab forums, 2019 posted:

[WIP] Bazoongas Workshop

# ? Jul 23, 2019 01:10

Bieeanshee: Aug 21, 2000; Not keen on keening.; Grimey Drawer

John Wilmot posted:

Her hand, her foot, her very look's a oval office.

Christ, I just realised a modder might take that as a challenge and make it literal.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 01:17

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

quote:

Some things are timeless.

Won't hear me disagreeing. James Joyce was well known for his fart fetish, by the way, and 4chan didn't even exist yet.

Speaking of which, I genuinely love those Pomeijan graffities from which you quoted. None of them would be out of place as something to read in a modern toilet stall. There's something encouraging and almost heartfelt about realizing that for all the conflict that exists between people, two thousand years haven't changed us that much and that you could've gone to the pub with a bunch of ancient Romans for some ancient Roman beer and not felt a whit out of place doing it.

Makes you hopeful that we'll make it through the next 2000 years just as well.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 01:21

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007; Can't post for 12 hours!

Cardiovorax posted:

Soviet Khajiit

So I got this idea for a mod...

# ? Jul 23, 2019 01:21

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Cardiovorax posted:

It's a special diplomatic thing for first contact between different tribes or something like that, at least as far as I remember.

It was also for sealing treaties or other significant diplomatic deals.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 01:23

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Byzantine posted:

So I got this idea for a mod...

prior art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH8xzJcbgyo

# ? Jul 23, 2019 03:40

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

woah, that guy made more stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPal4_l9WzU

# ? Jul 23, 2019 03:47

TTBF: Sep 14, 2005

Sorry for returning to this topic two days later but some weird poo poo happened regarding this subject. I'm not passing up the chance to tell it when it's relevant.

lurksion posted:

I'm confused as to how people decided that Stellaris of all things is an optimal game to be modding sexual kinks in.

Unfortunately I figured it out right after the launch of Man The Guns. A friend blurted out one night on Twitter that he gets horny from map games. Not as in he mods them to be kinky, but he is aroused when he encircles divisions in Hearts of Iron. I asked "What the hell" because what the hell. His response was along the lines of "it's the ultimate dom move". The next afternoon he deleted the tweets and tried to pull the "love telling jokes" and "haha, had a fun night drinking" routines. We were hanging out one time and I brought it up. The closest thing I could compare his reaction to would be a teen trying to convince their parents that they bought a bong thinking it was a vase. Dude tried to pretend he didn't know what a dom was but no one was buying it.

Stellaris is really easy to mod and already has a very customizable system to begin with. Modding being easy is why Skyrim and Fallout have so many sex mods. Perverts can make entire civilizations that adhere to their specific kinks and it is not difficult to learn how to do so. That's how we end up with species traits about cum.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 12:44

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Cuck my Federation, Assimilator Daddy

# ? Jul 23, 2019 12:48

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Your Highness, I regret to inform you that our primary cum fermentation planet has been invaded by a genocidal AI army.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:06

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

The MSJ posted:

Your Highness, I regret to inform you that our primary cum fermentation planet has been invaded by a genocidal AI army.

Extremely important question: are they genocidal fuckbots and if so do they gently caress you before or after killing you?

# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:29

Orv: May 4, 2011

Yes.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:50

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

They reverse-gently caress you into their synth conversion exowombs.

_{ugh i feel kind of nauseous just saying that}

# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:56

Backhand: Sep 25, 2008

Yeah, that was a bit much.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 13:58

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Backhand posted:

Yeah, that was a bit much.

And yet someone, somewhere, is masturbating to the idea right now

# ? Jul 23, 2019 14:02

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Assimilate my neg hole

# ? Jul 23, 2019 14:05

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

In happier thoughts: those mods would be a great way to play a civilization of xenomorphs, if you can manage to get one that isn't too skeevy about it. Egg implantation is a fetish, right? There probably would be one.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 14:05

Orv: May 4, 2011

Christ, man.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 14:07

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Cardiovorax posted:

In happier thoughts: those mods would be a great way to play a civilization of xenomorphs, if you can manage to get one that isn't too skeevy about it. Egg implantation is a fetish, right? There probably would be one.

I'm trying to imagine someone making fetish mods but using the most boring clinical descriptive language possible, and it's a bad picture because scifi writing has always been full of efforts to create garbage flufftext that reads like actual scientific terms.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 14:16

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Terrible clinical language is already how it works most of the time in my experience.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 14:22

Shady Amish Terror: Oct 11, 2007; I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

One of the nice things about most of the monstrosities this thread digs up is that you can glance at an image, have a reaction of horror/disgust/amusement/whatever, and move on with your day.

I assure you, there are absolutely people out there writing thousand-page novels full of dry, lifeless, clinical prose about their highly specific fetishes. Brevity is the heart of humor; it tends to cease being as amusing when you realize there are sixteen million more words describing the same thing over and over again because it cranks the author's hog.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:26

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Shady Amish Terror posted:

Brevity is the heart of humor; it tends to cease being as amusing when you realize there are sixteen million more words describing the same thing over and over again because it cranks the author's hog.

Also there's context/framing/presentation and the matter of exactly what is being left to the reader's imagination... e.g. "Disconcerting Meat Vortex"

# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:45

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

quote:

Disconcerting Meat Vortex

As opposed to the other kind?

# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:50

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Cardiovorax posted:

As opposed to the other kind?

warm and welcoming, strong and surging

# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:53

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Doc Hawkins posted:

warm and welcoming, strong and surging

Yup, I'm feeling pleasantly enveloped in its meaty swirls already. :gonk:

# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:55

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

it is safe here, join us

_{yes, join us}

# ? Jul 23, 2019 17:00

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cardiovorax posted:

In happier thoughts: those mods would be a great way to play a civilization of xenomorphs, if you can manage to get one that isn't too skeevy about it. Egg implantation is a fetish, right? There probably would be one.

Yes, yes there is. You've no idea, friend.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 17:02

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

I actually tried that Stellaris mod recently for laffs and yes it's wild but also it's actually well made, everything has its own icons and gramatically correct descriptions and there's unique mechanics for like if your planet of doms finds a planet of subs.

The kinksters have a strong work ethic, and I respect that.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 17:59

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

But is being extremely submissive actually balanced against venerable?

# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:03

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Ms Adequate posted:

The kinksters have a strong work ethic, and I respect that.

It's a real labour of love(rslab).

# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:05

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

lurksion posted:

I'm confused as to how people decided that Stellaris of all things is an optimal game to be modding sexual kinks in.

People mod sex into basically everything. People fantasize sex into basically everything. It's just something that people do.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:18

Kibayasu: Mar 28, 2010

ToxicSlurpee posted:

People mod sex into basically everything. People fantasize sex into basically everything. It's just something that people do.

I'm fantasizing sex into this post right now.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:19

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Kibayasu posted:

I'm fantasizing sex into this post right now.

Well somebody had to do it.

# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:21

Cardiovorax: Jun 5, 2011; I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

Kibayasu posted:

I'm fantasizing sex into this post right now.

Unf. 8===D ~ ~

I guess the thing that gets to people is how much it's like writing steamy chess fanfiction about the White Queen and the Black King having a torrid love affair. (#BBC #Pawnswatching)

# ? Jul 23, 2019 18:23