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Vintersorg posted:Here: Yeah these guys just look like junkyard warriors
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Those would be impressive costumes for a low-budget retread of Death Race.
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Jul 22, 2019 20:37
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But does his accusing finger reinforce his unquestioned authority? 
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Jul 22, 2019 20:48
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drat those guys look boring and generic as hell. Boring helmets, faceless, entirely grey Like drat
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Jul 22, 2019 20:48
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Perry bible fellowship weeaboo comic edited to be the knights of ren dot jpg
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Jul 22, 2019 21:03
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The whole desert junkyard aesthetic makes me think these should be Rey's people rather than Kylo's. Like, these are just "cool" Tuskan Raiders.
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Jul 22, 2019 21:13
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Why would people from the junkyard be Rey's people? She doesn't like any of them.
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Jul 22, 2019 21:19
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Schwarzwald posted:The whole desert junkyard aesthetic makes me think these should be Rey's people rather than Kylo's. Not that they look great, but those specific influences seem appropriate enough. Ren and the Knights formed at Luke's Jedi school on Jakku / Tatooine, so it makes sense they've have both a scavenger thing (Jakku) and Tusken Raider thing (Tatooine) going on.
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Jul 22, 2019 21:21
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Grendels Dad posted:Looks like a bunch of guys that need to gaze into the fist of Dredd.
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Jul 22, 2019 21:53
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porfiria posted:These guys are like soccer hooligans or something lol. Don't see many assault rifles at Millwall tbh.
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Jul 22, 2019 22:03
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I'm forever killing Bibbles,
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Jul 22, 2019 22:08
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Halloween Jack posted:Why would people from the junkyard be Rey's people? She doesn't like any of them. Rey doesn't like the people who raised her. One of the big problem of this character from the start. Also how much hazard pay are those Ren actors getting to wear those poo poo in the desert for 10 hours a day?
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Jul 22, 2019 22:16
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Oh poo poo, D-0 has a PRIMARY articulation joint??? That means, he's got to have at least two, right???  Also, lmao that Rey is just picking up the props from the main characters. I assume she will get Leia's power bikini or her commando helmet in the upcoming movie.
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Jul 22, 2019 22:34
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The only two acceptable endings to IX are Kylo redeeming himself by time traveling to 1973 and chopping Young George or the real life Current George walking onscreen and saying "they died"
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Jul 22, 2019 23:16
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https://twitter.com/LoudTrshStrangr/status/1152827490043191296
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Jul 22, 2019 23:16
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Jul 22, 2019 23:18
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Let's see what we've got here. A Red Stormtrooper, a Tie Interceptor with the space filled in, Low budget Kylo Ren (who was already low budget Revan), Rey in Tatooine/Jedi clothes with Anakins Saber, Just outright C-3PO, Chewies Bowcaster but even less creative and is just now a bow but in space, and unicycle-bot. TRoS seems to be carrying on the sequels fine tradition of having no artistic talent or creativity.
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Jul 22, 2019 23:24
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The bow...is made out of a gun?
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Jul 22, 2019 23:48
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Mameluke posted:The bow...is made out of a gun? Hey, it's JANNAH'S energy bow. And Jannah is DEFINITELY a creative name, and not something that the writers came up with because the "h" and "j" keys are right next to each other on a keyboard.
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Jul 22, 2019 23:50
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Vintersorg posted:Here: Basically just there to sell toys. I mean, that is what Star Wars has always been, but there's not even a good movie to go along with these new figures.
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Jul 22, 2019 23:52
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I said come in! posted:Basically just there to sell toys. I mean, that is what Star Wars has always been, but there's not even a good movie to go along with these new figures. The thing is everything in the OT and PT made awesome toys. They looked cool and did cool things. Who wants a toy of those ugly Salt Speeders that do nothing but suck and die when you could have a Snow Speeder toy that looks cool and lets you reenact the awesome Battle of Hoth on the living room carpet?
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Jul 23, 2019 00:18
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why does the laser bow have the string or whatever? Not even Chewies crossbow or the blind guy from Rogue ones bow had the string on it. what does it even do?
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Jul 23, 2019 01:44
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To be fair the saltspeeders are excellent at protecting you when your anti-suicide stance compels you to commit suicide
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Jul 23, 2019 01:55
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Bogus Adventure posted:Hey, it's JANNAH'S energy bow. And Jannah is DEFINITELY a creative name, and not something that the writers came up with because the "h" and "j" keys are right next to each other on a keyboard. Jannah is "heaven" in Arabic.
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Jul 23, 2019 01:55
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banned from Starbucks posted:why does the laser bow have the string or whatever? Not even Chewies crossbow or the blind guy from Rogue ones bow had the string on it. what does it even do? Should've just airbrushed one of those 90's nerf bows
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Jul 23, 2019 02:00
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There's a precedent for laser bows in Clone Wars, but I'm not defending them.
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Jul 23, 2019 02:02
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the ewoks had bows with strings
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Jul 23, 2019 02:59
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Sir Kodiak posted:Not that they look great, but those specific influences seem appropriate enough. Ren and the Knights formed at Luke's Jedi school on Jakku / Tatooine, so it makes sense they've have both a scavenger thing (Jakku) and Tusken Raider thing (Tatooine) going on. I guess Kylo's saber also has that assembled-from-junk aesthetic going for it. ...was that meant to be a point of comparison between him and Rey at one point..? Jeez, the NT is a mess.
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Jul 23, 2019 03:10
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A lightsaber that was custom-made by its wielder and looks fitted together from stock industrial parts is pretty much the norm.
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Jul 23, 2019 03:39
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Do they ever explain why someone doesn't invent a gun that shoots lightsabers?
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Jul 23, 2019 03:47
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porfiria posted:Do they ever explain why someone doesn't invent a gun that shoots lightsabers? Uhhhh spoilers... In Dr Aphra comics its revealed a jedi built a sniper rifle that shoots lightsabers and got excommunicated by the jedi order & killed because he was using it to destroy evil people but like... really blasting em to bits and poo poo and like non-stop. The aphra comics rule.
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Jul 23, 2019 03:49
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...Why would you make a gun that shoots really expensive custom-made swords?
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Jul 23, 2019 03:53
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porfiria posted:Do they ever explain why someone doesn't invent a gun that shoots lightsabers? Isn’t that what the blasters already do?
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Jul 23, 2019 03:53
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Technically the death star is a gun that shoots lightsabers.
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Jul 23, 2019 03:57
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Jerkface posted:Uhhhh spoilers... In Dr Aphra comics its revealed a jedi built a sniper rifle that shoots lightsabers and got excommunicated by the jedi order & killed because he was using it to destroy evil people but like... really blasting em to bits and poo poo and like non-stop. The aphra comics rule. In the Darth Vader series there is also a lightsaber powered rifle that Jocasta uses against Vader.  (Darth Vader #10)
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Zoran posted:Isn’t that what the blasters already do? pew pew guns shoot these weak little turd beams that barely shock folks. like leia got shot by one and only had an achey shoulder. lightsabers burn with the inferno heat of hell trapped within them. except lukes in rotj during the jabba escape scene at the point it was on the Low setting and acted more like a pole or rod
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:In the Darth Vader series there is also a lightsaber powered rifle that Jocasta uses against Vader. OH poo poo yea I forgot, Jocasta owns too.  The aphra panel Jerkface fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jul 23, 2019 |
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Jul 23, 2019 04:05
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You know what would be a lot cooler than this? If they each just had a red lightsaber. Seven glowing red lightsabers advancing on you is a lot scarier than one red lightsaber, one "vibro-scythe," one rear end paddle, etc Sometimes simpler is better JJ!!!
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banned from Starbucks posted:why does the laser bow have the string or whatever? Not even Chewies crossbow or the blind guy from Rogue ones bow had the string on it. what does it even do? The string is what launches the energy.
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i don't know why they went with those goofy weapons for the knights or ren. is that a loving cricket bat
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