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| Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher |
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18 | 1.46% |
| Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer |
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665 | 54.11% |
| Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker |
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319 | 25.96% |
| Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord |
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26 | 2.12% |
| Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Julian Castro, the Twin |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath |
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17 | 1.38% |
| Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino |
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3 | 0.24% |
| Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist |
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8 | 0.65% |
| Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen |
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86 | 7.00% |
| Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater |
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23 | 1.87% |
| Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool |
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32 | 2.60% |
| Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy |
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2 | 0.16% |
| Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast |
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1 | 0.08% |
| Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated |
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4 | 0.33% |
| Tim Ryan, the Dope Face |
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3 | 0.24% |
| John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran |
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7 | 0.57% |
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Pander posted:he's the nominee and his general election ads are just training montages as he flips giant tires up a snowy hillside and speedbags in a gym Please do not speak this into existence
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Booker saw those pictures of Beto doing pushups in the airport and got really horny.
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Jul 23, 2019 20:25
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drat, candidates should start punching each other on stage, to show us they lose control and resort to physical violence when angered. Just like us! They can even avoid legal consequences by saying disgusting vile things afterwards.
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Jul 23, 2019 20:53
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Failed Imagineer posted:Please do not speak this into existence If it worked for T-Bone it can work for this.
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Jul 23, 2019 20:59
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How long until Booker gets a visit from the Secret Service?
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Jul 23, 2019 21:11
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Pander posted:he's the nominee and his general election ads are just training montages as he flips giant tires up a snowy hillside and speedbags in a gym
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Jul 23, 2019 21:13
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nickmeister posted:drat, candidates should start punching each other on stage, to show us they lose control and resort to physical violence when angered. Just like us! They can even avoid legal consequences by saying disgusting vile things afterwards. Yeah that would be fantastic. If any of the candidates polling under 1% want a serious shot of staying in the race, just loving haul back and punch Beto in the face. Doesn't even matter why. People are angry, and if a candidate would express anger through immediate, cathartic physical violence, that would resonate with Americans. I'm not even joking. I genuinely think a candidate could go surprisingly far on being the angry guy
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Jul 23, 2019 21:15
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Is this on Bernie's unendorsement page? https://twitter.com/historic_ly/status/1153470570392162304?s=20
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Jul 23, 2019 21:18
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nickmeister posted:drat, candidates should start punching each other on stage, to show us they lose control and resort to physical violence when angered. Just like us! They can even avoid legal consequences by saying disgusting vile things afterwards. I feel like we're going to get to trial by combat stage of politics soon enough.
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Jul 23, 2019 21:56
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Pembroke Fuse posted:I feel like we're going to get to trial by combat stage of politics soon enough. Can't come soon enough
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Jul 23, 2019 21:57
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after Corn Pop got humiliated by Joe Biden he went away to New Jersey, settled down and had a son named Theodore AKA T-Bone
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Jul 23, 2019 21:57
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nickmeister posted:drat, candidates should start punching each other on stage, to show us they lose control and resort to physical violence when angered. Just like us! They can even avoid legal consequences by saying disgusting vile things afterwards. itd be pretty rad if bernie hauled off and started beheading centrists tbh
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Jul 23, 2019 22:03
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nickmeister posted:drat, candidates should start punching each other on stage, to show us they lose control and resort to physical violence when angered. Just like us! They can even avoid legal consequences by saying disgusting vile things afterwards. really put some "skin" into the game
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Jul 23, 2019 22:04
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"the one puh cent control ninety nine puh cent of the wealth, but we control ninety nine puh cent of their heads" shouts bernie, brandishing his blade and the severed head of some limpdick lanyard weirdo
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Jul 23, 2019 22:10
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crazy cloud posted:No, you see, Al Franken is relevant to the 2020 election, but who you will vote for isn't. It makes perfect sense if you
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Jul 23, 2019 22:11
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:noted twitter funnyman "dril" revealed as social media manager for williamson campaign lol, goddamn that does have the cadence of a dril tweet
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Jul 23, 2019 22:24
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"funny, given how much I quote Einstein" is for sure a dril quote somewhere
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Jul 23, 2019 22:27
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Williamson deserves to go very very far due to Samantha Bees pathetic attacks. I hope she stays in the race longer than KLOB or Buttchugg.
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Jul 23, 2019 23:36
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https://twitter.com/BLaw/status/1153752825148727296?s=20 Will be interesting to see if anything comes of this. Given how the "labor unrest" story broke with the WaPo I will be shocked if there is any merit to this claim. Especially, as the article points out, with literally anybody being able to file a complaint and this one being anonymous.
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Jul 23, 2019 23:46
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KIM JONG TRILL posted:https://twitter.com/BLaw/status/1153752825148727296?s=20 I know we're in a Bernie echo chamber but I'm never going to see poo poo like this and not get tinfoil hat about it
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Jul 23, 2019 23:54
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kidkissinger posted:I know we're in a Bernie echo chamber but I'm never going to see poo poo like this and not get tinfoil hat about it I mean it couldn't be better timed considering this dropped literally the same day the previous ~Sanders Staff in Turmoil~ story was rendered moot by staff and management agreeing to new pay, insurance provisions, and hour limits.
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Jul 24, 2019 00:09
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KIM JONG TRILL posted:https://twitter.com/BLaw/status/1153752825148727296?s=20 It unfortunately doesn’t matter how this is resolved since people will only see the initial headline, but I don’t expect much to come of it. I also doubt most people who aren’t very online are actually going to see such a thing since normal people don’t read WaPo or Bloomberg Law.
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Jul 24, 2019 00:14
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Lightning Knight posted:It unfortunately doesn’t matter how this is resolved since people will only see the initial headline, but I don’t expect much to come of it. I can already hear the question about it at the debate. "Senator Sanders, an anonymous individual who possibly worked on your campaign has filed a complaint we know nothing about. Between this and your recent labor dispute we can see that socialism has failed, so will you now admit that you are bad and wrong? Please restrict your answer to a simple yes or no."
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Jul 24, 2019 00:20
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Wicked Them Beats posted:I can already hear the question about it at the debate. "Senator Sanders, an anonymous individual who possibly worked on your campaign has filed a complaint we know nothing about. Between this and your recent labor dispute we can see that socialism has failed, so will you now admit that you are bad and wrong? Please restrict your answer to a simple yes or no." gently caress you’re right lol. I heard in the politoons thread that the situation between Bernie and his staff re: overtime is resolved in a way acceptable to the union so I am satisfied personally.
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Jul 24, 2019 00:24
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Bernie already has had people coming forward with stories of hostile working conditions while in his organization. So it is worth questioning if there is something wrong with his management style.
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Jul 24, 2019 00:24
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I'm pretty sure this is too inside baseball even to use as a cudgel against him at the debates.
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Jul 24, 2019 00:26
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nickmeister posted:drat, candidates should start punching each other on stage, to show us they lose control and resort to physical violence when angered. Just like us! They can even avoid legal consequences by saying disgusting vile things afterwards. It's going to turn out that, just like he doesn't talk much about being Jewish or having been involved in civil rights activism, Bernie also doesn't talk much about his extensive martial arts skills.
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Jul 24, 2019 00:32
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Ya'll are victim blaming right now.
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Jul 24, 2019 00:47
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Bill De Blasio said today that the country's power producers and distributors should be nationalized and is better than any of you in here think he is.
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Jul 24, 2019 00:49
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Calibanibal posted:Ya'll are victim blaming right now. Victims of delusion.
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Jul 24, 2019 00:53
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mcmagic posted:Bill De Blasio said today that the country's power producers and distributors should be nationalized and is better than any of you in here think he is. Does he actually believe this
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Jul 24, 2019 01:12
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HannibalBarca posted:I'm pretty sure this is too inside baseball even to use as a cudgel against him at the debates. lol
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Jul 24, 2019 02:01
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mcmagic posted:Bill De Blasio said today that the country's power producers and distributors should be nationalized and is better than any of you in here think he is. I don't know who that is
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Jul 24, 2019 02:03
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i am the bird posted:Does he actually believe this Probably as much as Obama believed in the public option.
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Jul 24, 2019 02:12
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HannibalBarca posted:I'm pretty sure this is too inside baseball even to use as a cudgel against him at the debates. Nah, they're just going to say "Bernie claims to be pro union and yet he's being investigated". What's inside baseball is that it was resolved, that it could only have happened in his campaign because his is the only one with a union, ect
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Jul 24, 2019 02:15
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Marianne Williamson has been issuing some clarifications on Twitter that might make many of her supporters think twice. https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1153668288754388992 https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1153679169659789314
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Main Paineframe posted:Marianne Williamson has been issuing some clarifications on Twitter that might make many of her supporters think twice. Dang that’s almost Harris or Beto levels of bad.
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Jul 24, 2019 03:43
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Trabisnikof posted:Dang that’s almost Harris or Beto levels of bad. She's still not as good as Warren, and a far cry from Bernie.
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Jul 24, 2019 04:19
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ICE is being replaced with Institutions for Creative Energies , and CBP is being replaced with Choir of Benevolent Psychics. e: inter-body crystal executors
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So this picture has been making the rounds. But now I found out that labour Unions had to drag Bernie kicking and screaming to get the staff wages increased from $13 an hour to $15 an hour?
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