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Sten Freak posted:Yes get help and do your job because that is lame. Season 2 right? The dock workers were manipulating the system to make containers disappear (in the system) they needed to watch it in real time so they could look in the real world for anything weird, it does no good to find it even an hour later..
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Computer toucher goon: Learn how to actually do what you're supposed to do, then just "make it take" whatever length of time your bosses think its supposed to take. Or if you want to look good, make it take a few days less.
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Jun 30, 2019 06:06
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At least play Doom or something while you're at work you lazy piece of poo poo rear end in a top hat. God! Kids these days can't even be lazy the right way anymore.
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Jul 1, 2019 01:42
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Poldarn posted:The only reward for a job well done is another job, so I usually sit on it for a bit. This. If you do it right, you still get paid to surf the forums 70% of the time, but you look like a hero for still completing it so quick. Just be careful not to automate yourself out of a job. I've lost a couple jobs because I made it look so easy they decided they didn't need to keep paying me.
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Jul 1, 2019 08:48
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Awhile back, I had to create an Arduino sketch to run a prototype device I'd designed and I was having a really hard time because I got hung up on one floating point value. So, I ended up hiring a Pakistani dude from Fiverr to do it for me. 20 bucks later and I had a functioning sketch and my project worked. But, I told the managers what I was doing bc programming isn't my strong suit and they thought it was brilliant.
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Jul 1, 2019 19:46
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do-nothing-IT-goon yeah duh everyone in IT has social anxiety that's why we pick such a poo poo job. Just google your problems and if that doesn't work post anonymously on some forum like a normal person. That said, it's completely normal to do nothing for months. The longer you do the job the better you become at covering your rear end.
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Jul 1, 2019 20:16
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Good IT Dept. : what do we even pay you for? Bad IT Dept. : what do we even pay you for?
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Jul 1, 2019 20:43
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I feel like every content post starts with "I have content  " these daysquote:I can only cum while staring into a mirror. quote:When I grew up, being gay was controversial... so maybe I'm shaped by that time. But I have a 19 year old son who came out in his teens and now he's started bringing home boyfriends. I was fine with him being gay and didn't really think about it much beyond worrying if he was getting flak for it in school since the world is a lovely place - so I always tried to listen to him and be supportive. So I'd like to think I'm a decent parent I think it's pretty normal to be weirded out by thinking about your kids having sex in general, so if I were you I'd try not to think about the specifics w/r/t tops and bottoms at all First one was short and I have enough for one more quote:You think FIFA is upset about all the debate surrounding equal pay for the women’s teams and the criticism for lack of promotion and scheduling men’s finals in other tournaments on the same day? Guess again.
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Jul 17, 2019 14:01
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FIFA being cartoonishly evil isnt black OPS it’s so common knowledge Last week Tonight has done two separate episodes about it.
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Jul 17, 2019 14:15
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Ha, remember when the US tried to launch an inquiry into FIFA corruption? What ever happened with that?
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Jul 17, 2019 14:18
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Yeah I mean, why wouldn't we focus on equal pay and poor promotion of the women's game? There's not much to do on the colossal corruption when they're being investigated by several national police forces
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Jul 17, 2019 14:20
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Dad of gay: that's normal. You were raised to think a certain way and that's how your brain reacts at first due to it. However, you yourself see it is wrong and react against it, which is what's important, you're going against your programming and asserting your own values rather than your parents'. I read once that your first thought is what you were trained to think and your second is what you actually believe, and I think it's true. That you can see your first thought is wrong and change it is proof you're beyond that. That said maybe ask your son and his boyfriend to be a bit less noisy because I imagine that's uncomfortable regardless of his sexuality. Mirror cum guy: same
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Jul 17, 2019 14:35
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You can't cum unless you see him in a mirror too?
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Jul 17, 2019 14:43
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Solice Kirsk posted:You can't cum unless you see him in a mirror too? Valiant effort but that doesn't make sense with the confession's wording. Alternatively, yes.
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Jul 17, 2019 14:46
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Mirror cum guy is actually Patrick Bateman.
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Jul 17, 2019 14:58
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For now we see in a mirror cumly, but then face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I have been fully known.
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Jul 17, 2019 15:12
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Mirror cum guy didn't even say he's looking at anything. He's could just have a fetish for z axis inversion.
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Jul 17, 2019 15:18
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Plot twist, it's the Mirror of Galadriel and he's using it to spy on Eowyn
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Jul 17, 2019 15:21
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Dad of gay son maybe consider that your son is a power bottom and is in charge. Also go ask your wife to stick her finger in your rear end while she blows you and you'll enter a whole new world
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Jul 17, 2019 15:28
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Weaponized Autism posted:Mirror cum guy is actually Patrick Bateman. 
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Audax posted:Dad of gay son maybe consider that your son is a power bottom and is in charge. I feel sorry for anybody that doesn't do this.
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Jul 17, 2019 15:48
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Uh, just don't think about your kids having sex. Also, tell your son to be quiet since you can hear him through the walls.
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Jul 17, 2019 15:51
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Rad-daddio posted:Uh, just don't think about your kids having sex. yeah this is basically where I am with it Like, on the one hand, that guy's son shouldn't be shamed for the specific type of gay sex he likes to have, but, on the other hand "oh no I thought about my kid having sex and it freaked me out, am I a bad parent???" No, nobody likes to think about that, as long as you're not chasing his boyfriends off with a shotgun or whatever you're fine
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Jul 17, 2019 15:53
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FIFA = corrupt.... So what, wasn't the head guy of Formula 1 a Nazi or some poo poo?
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Jul 17, 2019 17:00
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It's fair to assume that the high-level people in any given organization are minimally sociopaths and probably Nazis and rapists too
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802.11weed posted:this is why i don’t have sex yeah that must be it Sagebrush posted:It's fair to assume that the high-level people in any given organization are minimally sociopaths and probably Nazis and rapists too 
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Jul 17, 2019 18:33
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wesleywillis posted:FIFA = corrupt.... So what, wasn't the head guy of Formula 1 a Nazi or some poo poo? Head guy of the FIA which governs motorsport in general. His father was a Nazi (Oswald Moseley). He just liked to have Nazi themed sex parties (Max Moseley).
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Jul 21, 2019 07:21
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That’s gotta be Oedipal, right?
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Jul 21, 2019 14:11
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Sagebrush posted:It's fair to assume that the high-level people in any given organization are minimally sociopaths and probably Nazis and rapists too
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Theophany posted:Head guy of the FIA which governs motorsport in general. His father was a Nazi (Oswald Moseley). He just liked to have Nazi themed sex parties (Max Moseley). I mean, "gently caress nazis" and all, but this feels like following the letter of the law and not the spirit.
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Jul 22, 2019 14:51
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quote:I was raped by my dad as a child. I've spent years in denial about it, refusing to accept that it happened, even though it definitely did. It destroyed any semblance of a childhood I had. In addition to that, he was violently abusive throughout my childhood and teenage years, he had a horrible temper and I was constantly afraid of pissing him off. My parents divorced when I was 8 and I lived with my mom until she got sick of dealing with my behaviour and sent me to live with him at age 13 until I was 18. Well, first off, I'm profoundly sorry you had to go through that, and it's good you're seeing someone but you know what I'm gonna tell you, right? I know working up the steam to flat-out say something like this is difficult, but your therapist is a specialist in these issues and can help you, but you have to provide the information first. I think you should make this your goal for the immediate future. You've already made some progress just by writing this confession! quote:I have to get this off my chest. You know how Area 51 is back in the news, and people want to raid it? You're continuously shifting your rhetorical focus a little in this one imho (  )
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Jul 24, 2019 13:53
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That second confession is so lazy. What, you’re not even going to make some poo poo up? We have to fill in the blanks ourselves? Laaaazy
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Jul 24, 2019 14:04
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I mean, it's pretty much assumed that confessor was clappin' alien cheeks right?
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Jul 24, 2019 14:06
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Buddy, they won’t even let me gently caress the aliens.
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Jul 24, 2019 14:18
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I personally look forward to the fall out from all these people that are going to "storm" area 51. Sure, like a million people signed up to do it or whatever, but when the time comes, 50 people will show up, and five will actually try. I predict a grand total of three shots fired taking out four of those five, and the fifth one will run like hell in the other direction.
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Jul 24, 2019 20:29
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wesleywillis posted:I personally look forward to the fall out from all these people that are going to "storm" area 51. i'm pretty sure the land mines will get em
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Jul 24, 2019 21:50
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Has anyone tried dressing up in camo and renting a white truck to see if they can just drive on in? I don't think that the contractors are as murder happy as everyone says, but I'm also not gonna go out there and step over the line while making cheeky comments to my YouTube followers to find out. Also, a fair amount of people go missing out in that part of the desert. I wonder if they're being kidnapped for alien sex slaves...
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Jul 24, 2019 22:03
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Anytime you want to invade a highly secured military facility you should definitely plan it out for months publicly.
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Jul 24, 2019 22:05
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Bust Rodd posted:Buddy, they won’t even let me gently caress the aliens. I just want a thorough probing.
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TheBizzness posted:Anytime you want to invade a highly secured military facility you should definitely plan it out for months publicly. Like and subscribe to our plan on getting shot in the desert. Links below for insta and patreon.
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