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Man, being an Onion writer is just constantly getting more difficult
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What does the eggplant mean? Is that another nazi thing?
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Eschenique posted:What does the eggplant mean? Is that another nazi thing? It's a penis thing.
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Eschenique posted:What does the eggplant mean? Is that another nazi thing? It means cock. Peach means rear end. Sweat drops means daddy's cummies.
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Wait so sex isn't mashing an aubergine into a peach until the juices spray everywhere?? gently caress
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Who What Now posted:It means cock. Peach means rear end. Sweat drops means daddy's cummies. What's the icon for "Burn all social media to the ground"?
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Eschenique posted:What's the icon for "Burn all social media to the ground"? That's pretty much as benign as social media gets so if that makes you mad you might need to step away from the screen
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Eschenique posted:What's the icon for "Burn all social media to the ground"? Crying laughter
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Milo and POTUS posted:That's pretty much as benign as social media gets so if that makes you mad you might need to step away from the screen No I'm just going back to all my own interactions and realized that liberal use of vegetables and just.... Everyone must die. There must be no survivors.
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Who What Now posted:Crying laughter Add a few 100s and an ok sign, you got yourself a stew.
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Lol this dude thinks Ren was a rabbit
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Eschenique posted:What's the icon for "Burn all social media to the ground"? https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupBot/status/1152404232630394880
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I know these are getting old now as I read backwards but this stuff is amazing. https://twitter.com/delusionalcons/status/1105438648160403457
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That's about the most wholesome way that could have ended
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Eschenique posted:I know these are getting old now as I read backwards but this stuff is amazing. Are they keeping the abortion in the cradle as a souvenir?
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Actual god-damned research has shown a strong correlation between socially conservative political views and being really fuckin' bad at understanding irony, memes, and humor in general.
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The boomer comics are terrible but at least they have punchlines. Those "fixes" are godawful.
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Bet ya Mel Brooks has a zesty right hook https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1154530007626108930
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pookel posted:The boomer comics are terrible but at least they have punchlines. Those "fixes" are godawful. That's the point. Boomer jokes hinge entirely on moral and personal failures of boomers as a generation. They don't realize they're the joke. Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 00:47 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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ICHIBAHN posted:I think they get it I got some lovely boomer relatives. Trust me, they think that “ha, women suck” is the punchline because they genuinely think women suck.
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chitoryu12 posted:Are they keeping the abortion in the cradle as a souvenir? I have a hard time imaging that the parents who had the abortion done would commission this monument. Some third party would have had it put up in reference to a specific abortion or (more likely) abortions in general.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Bet ya Mel Brooks has a zesty right hook Holy crap Mel Brooks and Dick Van Dyke are still alive? That's amazing! I just assumed they were dead.
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Eschenique posted:Holy crap Mel Brooks and Dick Van Dyke are still alive? That's amazing! I just assumed they were dead. My understanding is that Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner basically just spend every day together hanging out.
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This is the best! I secretly hope this is a toad with a phone, on a person-by-person campaign to improve toad recognition.
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It might be a little early folks, but I happy to call it - this is the best video you'll see all year. https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1152426581035536390
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BrandorKP posted:My understanding is that Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner basically just spend every day together hanging out. Awesome.
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