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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
ICE held a teen for four weeks trying to get him to sign deportation orders.

He is a US citizen and provided them a US birth cert, social security card, and driver’s license.

He was stopped inside the US, traveling within the US.

I’m starting to think this isn’t just about blindly enforcing the laws on the books!

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
"Starting to think"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hmm they changed the motto to whites only. I'm starting to think these people might have an agenda

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


I billed them another $250 for the time I spent trying to secure my identity after the breach. Up to 10 hours at $25 dollars an hour doesn't require any documentation and only an explanation of the steps taken.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Milo and POTUS posted:

I wasn't affected :(

That loving sucks!

Same, I would happily trade the Russians $125 for my personal info :negative:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

psydude posted:

No. Democrats refused to fund the wall, so Trump shut down the government for 3 weeks and then finally capitulated and reopened it, stating he was going to redirect defense money to build it. The democrats sued, claiming that reuse of the defense funds that had already been appropriated sidestepped Congress' Constitutional role in allocating money. Part of the funding shift was struck down in court, but the surplus military construction funds were found to be available to the president.

Who called that money "surplus?" Last I checked, there are still two air force bases that are largely destroyed.

mlmp08 posted:

ICE held a teen for four weeks trying to get him to sign deportation orders.

He is a US citizen and provided them a US birth cert, social security card, and driver’s license.

He was stopped inside the US, traveling within the US.

I’m starting to think this isn’t just about blindly enforcing the laws on the books!

That 3 or 4 star CBP general Brian Whateverthefuck also testified that the teen never told them he was American.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

The idea that you don't have to spend money on what Congress approved and can instead spend that money on things Congress didn't approve seems unconstitutional on its face, but anyway I'm glad the conservatives on the Supreme Court just said president Sanders is allowed to do whatever he wants.

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


They'll just find a reason why it's different when it's (not even) a democrat.

Pack the courts.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Godholio posted:



That 3 or 4 star CBP general Brian Whateverthefuck also testified that the teen never told them he was American.

But you don’t have to be American

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
The Marines they arrested in formation were coyotes.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

The Marines they arrested in formation were coyotes.

Furries are weird but I don't think you can arrest them for that.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Wow literal coyotes

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Wow literal coyotes

Those are terrestrial wildlife, not marine. You're probably thinking of a sea wolf, aka, orca.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

sharknado slashfic posted:

Same, I would happily trade the Russians $125 for my personal info :negative:

I wasn't effected either.

Years of bad credit after a divorce have paid off, I'm not an identity theft target.

Yay?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

sharknado slashfic posted:

Same, I would happily trade the Russians $125 for my personal info :negative:

They can have my identity, Idc

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Best Friends posted:

The idea that you don't have to spend money on what Congress approved and can instead spend that money on things Congress didn't approve seems unconstitutional on its face, but anyway I'm glad the conservatives on the Supreme Court just said president Sanders is allowed to do whatever he wants.

Ha, no. They'll have a seance and the ghosts of the founding fathers will tell them, "Oh noble and wise conservative judge, everything we wrote really means the same thing your political party wants. Trigger those libs!"

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Yeah republicans setting a precedent and then democrats expecting to follow the same precedent is literally not how American politics works in 2019.

I think I’m going to make “Stop fighting conservatives with reality and logic” my default signature.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

If Bernie doesn't eliminate the SCOTUS, ban the GOP as an illegal fascist organization, and install a dictatorship of the proletariat we're turbo hosed.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
^I can't even tell if that's "irony" or not anymore.

colachute posted:

But you don’t have to be American

?

Kid is an American citizen. Was locked up for a month for being an illegal immigrant, his evidence was ignored, he was told he had no rights, his lawyer was stonewalled. CBP head testifies that the kid never told them he was American, which makes no sense.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Pretty cool that, "You look like one o' them furriners" is a good enough loophole that due process means nothing. Not like that can be/is being abused by a rising fascist political organization.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Godholio posted:

^I can't even tell if that's "irony" or not anymore.


?

Kid is an American citizen. Was locked up for a month for being an illegal immigrant, his evidence was ignored, he was told he had no rights, his lawyer was stonewalled. CBP head testifies that the kid never told them he was American, which makes no sense.

The evidence wasn’t just ignored, he was threatened with additional charges because they assumed his paperwork was fake because he was too foreign looking.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

BadOptics posted:

If Bernie doesn't eliminate the SCOTUS, ban the GOP as an illegal fascist organization, and install a dictatorship of the proletariat we're turbo hosed.

I've got some bad news.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Godholio posted:

^I can't even tell if that's "irony" or not anymore.

It's becomes less and less everyday. Hell, the kid we're talking about could easily be my wife and kids tomorrow because only I would pass ICE's phrenology/skin color tests.


Acebuckeye13 posted:

I've got some bad news.

Hey it keeps me from having to figure out what the hell me and my family are gonna do when the balkanization starts.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

Best Friends posted:

The idea that you don't have to spend money on what Congress approved and can instead spend that money on things Congress didn't approve seems unconstitutional on its face, but anyway I'm glad the conservatives on the Supreme Court just said president Sanders is allowed to do whatever he wants.

They didn't, they punted on standing because the plantif was the Sierra Club.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


one take I've heard is that we should be hoping Bernie is elected and then fought and stonewalled at every step, so people get really mad and destroy the country

i mean

uh

"join together in a mass movement"

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




hell yeah. Between this, OPM and several other breaches of places with my PII I kind of just don't care anymore. Keep losing it and giving me money.

:10bux: x 12.5

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Flying_Crab posted:

hell yeah.

:10bux: x 12.5

Unfortunately the amount of money set aside for the cash payments (at least the up to $125 ones) is only $31 million. Given that there's 145.5 million people eligible for this if only 5% of them take the payment it's going to be ~$4.26 per person. This thing has been pretty widely publicized as "get $125!" so I'd bet it ends up being easily more than 5%. If anybody hasn't claimed theirs yet I'd probably go for the credit monitoring option instead even if you're not worried about identity theft because the cash payment is almost certainly going to be tiny. You might have better luck getting an appreciable amount of money if you do the time lost claim too though as that's an additional, larger pot I think.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I read somewhere that you can also qualify for $250 somehow

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I read somewhere that you can also qualify for $250 somehow

You can claim $25 per hour of your time spent due to the data breach, up to 20 hours. However if you claim more than 10 hours you must back it up with documentation. If you claim 10 hours or less you just have to type out and explain what you did. So it's easy to claim an additional $25 to $250 by just saying you spent 10 hours researching identity theft protection or whatever, and that is a separate amount of money available for disbursement from the regular $125 claims AFAIK.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Donnie has been bashing Cumming's majority black district today. It's apparently disgusting, and infested with rats and rodents, because I don't think he knows that the former is a subset of the latter.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Casimir Radon posted:

Donnie has been bashing Cumming's majority black district today. It's apparently disgusting, and infested with rats and rodents, because I don't think he knows that the former is a subset of the latter.

https://twitter.com/hilzoy/status/1155180345186238464?s=19

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


is Bud M the twitter version of Ken M?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




:lol::lol::lol:

:omarcomin:

David Simon owns, I love his Twitter.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Casimir Radon posted:

Donnie has been bashing Cumming's majority black district today. It's apparently disgusting, and infested with rats and rodents, because I don't think he knows that the former is a subset of the latter.

Elijah Cummings - known brutal bully.

:dogbutton:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/armystrang/status/1154923951853903873?s=21

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



While he's not wrong that west Baltimore sucks pretty hard, lots of people live there, and he's a hosed up person for mocking the people who live there.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Someone tweet this at donnie so he can come up with a new training regimen for the US Army.

E:

https://twitter.com/mettaworldwar/status/1154931977658818560

orange juche fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jul 27, 2019

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012



I dunno, have you seen the air force special forces ad they just started. Its every bit as bad.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Eagerly awaiting the Israeli Space Force just ripping off Mel Brooks.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
IDF going to take the hitting tires with sledgehammers from Crossfit and instead cave in Palestinian children's skulls with sledgehammers

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