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Thots and Prayers posted:{Arabiolysis} Chapter 5 - Understanding the Others
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Jul 26, 2019 23:05
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Lol, of course he went to Concordia.
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Jul 26, 2019 23:16
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  I can't take good selfies under pressure but I DID shake the man's hand, AMA
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Jul 27, 2019 22:48
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did you eat the garfpizza
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Jul 27, 2019 22:51
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The only one they had, had chicken on it, and I was not willing to break my vegetarianism, nor waste food by picking it off, for GBS I did have a smoothie and it was a) warm, b) mediocre, c) made it in a blender that was CLEARLY not being washed between uses
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Jul 27, 2019 22:55
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Killingyouguy! posted:I can't take good selfies under pressure but I DID shake the man's hand, AMA Did you tell the mentally unstable man with access to massive resources that you're there on behalf of a website which is cyber-stalking him?
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Jul 27, 2019 22:58
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Xaintrailles posted:Did you tell the mentally unstable man with access to massive resources that you're there on behalf of a website which is cyber-stalking him? Of course not! I told him I was a big fan. I know how to deal with these types
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Jul 27, 2019 22:58
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Killingyouguy! posted:
He's real! This is great - nice work, Killing. Did he say much? What was your impression of the whole experience? His Garfield suit is over the top, even the buttons are on brand.
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Jul 27, 2019 23:28
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Opferwurst posted:Thoths and Prayers, did he already explain how he became obsessed with the orange cat? Nope, Garfield isn't mentioned once.
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Jul 27, 2019 23:29
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Killingyouguy! posted:Of course not! I told him I was a big fan. I know how to deal with these types Awww. Well, I am pretty entergaged anyway. Were they chill or did the undercurrent of madness about the whole enterprise feel close to the surface?
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Jul 27, 2019 23:38
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Thots and Prayers posted:He's real! This is great - nice work, Killing. Thanks! He honestly came across as nice and not too deluded in person, though I only exchanged a couple words with him because it was busy with small children wanting a photo with garfield and I knew I would eventually let slip something about the internet. That niceness might be because he's great at manipulation, I don't know. They did have him and garfield go up on stage because they were 'gold' sponsors of the festival. The MC didn't really seem to get it. They had an entrance song that included that creepy 'don't leave me' slogan. The word 'entergaging' was uttered by Mazri. The booth was white and generic so Mazri's orange suit was actually how I identified the booth at the festival, they were pretty far back and the festival was crowded. The woman in the booth serving food didn't really seem too into her job, and failed to tell people there was an app, just telling them about the physical location. I can't blame her. The crowd was a mix of millennials who Got It, and small children and their parents who were confused as to why garfield was at a middle eastern food festival but glad to have something to entertain their kids anyway.
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Jul 27, 2019 23:40
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This thread is absolutely amazing.
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Jul 28, 2019 00:04
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I need you guys to understand just what the vibe at this festival was like https://twitter.com/GoldfishWarning/status/1155264423893884928?s=19
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Jul 28, 2019 00:52
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Killingyouguy! posted:I need you guys to understand just what the vibe at this festival was like  Thank you based KYG
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Jul 28, 2019 01:13
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Thots and Prayers posted:{Arabiolysis} Chapter 5 - Understanding the Others Just want to highlight that he’s making GBS threads on Arabs for buying international brands instead of coming up with their own in this, the book he wrote before licensing a major international brand instead of coming up with his own. Also nth-ing the gratitude to KYD for the live encounter!
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Jul 28, 2019 02:24
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What's going on with the Garfs fingers? He got eyes there or something?
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Jul 28, 2019 02:42
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KillerJunglist posted:What's going on with the Garfs fingers? He got eyes there or something? Allows him to hold knives, guns
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Jul 28, 2019 02:45
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Killingyouguy! posted:The only one they had, had chicken on it, and I was not willing to break my vegetarianism, nor waste food by picking it off, for GBS That's how you keep the blender seasoned! Thank u 4 ur service
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Jul 28, 2019 03:26
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The 'Love me, feed me, don't leave me' song is featured in @garfieldeatsapp and @nathenmazri 's instagram stories right now, has this song been used anywhere before? I... want it
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Jul 28, 2019 04:15
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this forced me to do a double take because my brain immediately parsed this image as being some sort of guantanamo-bay related scandal on account of his bright orange clothes
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Jul 28, 2019 06:34
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GARF is such an unpleasant sound to associate with food.
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Jul 28, 2019 06:56
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Thanks KYG! I love this thread.
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Jul 28, 2019 07:07
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Looks like it’s time to put Mario Kart in the bin folks https://twitter.com/Microids_off/status/1156218138335174657?s=20
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Jul 30, 2019 18:03
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Chrs Gry posted:Looks like it’s time to put Mario Kart in the bin folks Power ups better come in the form of Garfaccinos or I'm rioting.
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Jul 30, 2019 18:21
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I never expected so much content to come from this dumpster fire, I sure hope we still have plenty of updates on the Garfield Eats entergaging app and eating experience saga.
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Jul 31, 2019 03:35
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Garfield eats rear end
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Jul 31, 2019 04:03
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Garfield eats rear end Who doesn't though
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Jul 31, 2019 04:20
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Chrs Gry posted:Looks like it’s time to put Mario Kart in the bin folks ironic bad game fandom begets unironic sequel
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Jul 31, 2019 04:47
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Fojar38 posted:Who doesn't though people who don't care to get giardia
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Jul 31, 2019 05:05
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The White Dragon posted:people who don't care to get giardia I loved her show on food network
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Jul 31, 2019 12:24
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I loved her show on food network Her italian titties are coming to steal that av of yours
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Jul 31, 2019 14:28
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Chrs Gry posted:Looks like it’s time to put Mario Kart in the bin folks
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Jul 31, 2019 18:53
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Fur-ious racing was right there 
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Jul 31, 2019 21:16
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{Arabiolosis} Chapter Six: Homo Sapiensquote:Mazri's Law #6 The evolution of science and technology has turned the Homo sapiens from thinking species into feeling species. Self-reflection, self-awareness, and self-introspection involves thinking. Lead with good thoughts. I read once about a phenomena where after staring at analog TV static for long enough, people would start to 'see' images in the snow. An optical illusion of a sort. After reading enough Mazri I can almost make out cogent ideas buried in his 'Laws'. Nathen uncorks a few good stories now and then - we start chapter six off with a doozy: quote:I had no sight of female flesh nearby in Riyadh, as my favorite cousin Safa had left to Beirut, where the daemons cleared the battle for my special destined sexual lifestyle to blossom further. It all started with my German cousin without going to second base. The kiss and smell of his neck made my heart beat faster with overexcitement, but I kept my composure, as I always had an ego that played a part of its own, which soon would grow into disaster. All the hot cousin-bangin', dad-abandoning action that audiences crave awww yeah quote:I found the search for available men a thrill in Montreal. I was certainly a brave, rebellious, and adventurous, but lost young man. The fire of ambition was there, never died! I turned to men for men chat sites to meet new singles. I went out clubbing every weekend in order to meet a stud and fall in love. I was forever drowned in this lifestyle for four years to come thinking that was the only single path to true love. MontREALHAWTChat4U: [m4m] ISO Garfield roleplay (Liz ok) Nathan proceeds to flunk out of college (he glosses over his first year in university in a single sentence, so this is somewhere near his sophomore/junior time frame) right about the same time Mom comes down with breast cancer. Mom's hospital scenes are quite dramatic: quote:Dr. Panatschi scowled at the nurses and ordered them to quickly take her upstairs and inject her with three different kinds of antibiotics so that her blood would come back over 8. If not, her life would be threatened. As she looked out the window and saw the light of God shining down on her, she felt a sense of surrender to his will and woke up with good news -- that her blood was now 8. Mom's 8 bloods win out and she's now cancer free, btw. Good job Mom. Unfortunately, Nathen's learning some hard lessons about life after getting academically suspended. Things turn dire in the Montreal winter as the heat is cut off juuuuust kidding Nathen's dad brings him back to Saudi Arabia and gives him an executive position: quote:I went back to Saudi Arabia for work as I was cajoled by my convincing & religious father to move back with him to Riyadh as it would be more beneficial and financially stable for me. (...) I could also learn on the job as start a career in his IT firm as Marketing Executive, which has forever determined my destiny in branding and earned me an entire career due to one decision I have made which seemed a simple beneficial opportunity. The little boy who loved Hot Oprah is all grown up now, I guess. Nathan cuts and pastes a number of pages worth of information about Beirut (beautiful but troubled), HIV (it's bad), poverty (also bad), and something nonsensical about the fear of death (only bad if you let it be, I think). He winds up the chapter with what I guess is self-introspection? quote:I have understood my deepest insecurities and what led me to the devil in disguise. I learned that I had promiscuous behaviour full of fantasies due to suppression. I understood that I wanted to be in the arms of people and be loved due to the inner-void in an oppressed country. I wanted to feel secure, loved, and cared for. I wanted to tell the world "Look at me, I am here, do you see me?" ...oh yes, they did see me...as a sex object. I feel ya Nathen. The world sees me as a sex object too. It is a heavy cross to bear. quote:What is the theme of Chapter 6? I have no idea what the theme of Chapter 6 is. Up next: Chapter Seven: Brand brand brand? Brand, brand-brand brand.
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Aug 2, 2019 05:44
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I'm confused- are we supposed to go from thinking species to feeling species or feeling species to thinking species?  Thots and Prayers posted:I have no idea what the theme of Chapter 6 is. Word
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Aug 2, 2019 13:02
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Thots and Prayers posted:{Arabiolosis} Chapter Six: Homo Sapiens I feel like science and such have been moving people and society towards thinking/analyzing, and away from just feeling everything out, but I'm not the (self-published) author here, so 
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Aug 2, 2019 16:26
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Mordja posted:Hey Thots, it's your editor. This "Nathen" character you've come up with is too unsympathetic, I don't think anyone will buy it. You should definitely tone him down a bit. I agree that's a good idea but how about this? Let's do the opposite and really crank this guy to eleven. Okay? Okay, I'm on it.
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Aug 2, 2019 17:24
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Yeah what the gently caress The problem is that we are feeling instead of thinking Instead of thinking voters we have feeling voters Like he’s essentially advocating the exact opposite of what we need
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Aug 2, 2019 17:49
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If this place isn't out of business by the end of October, I'll go myself and check it out when I'm in Toronto for a concert. I'm less interested in the food and more interested in the actual place. I mean, what it must be like to work in a place that just constantly blares garfield cartoons.
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Aug 3, 2019 04:38
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Korthal posted:If this place isn't out of business by the end of October, I'll go myself and check it out when I'm in Toronto for a concert. I'm less interested in the food and more interested in the actual place. I mean, what it must be like to work in a place that just constantly blares garfield cartoons. Listening to the sweet sweet music of Lorenzo Music.
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Aug 3, 2019 06:06
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