Marriage counseling with my anime wife | |
# ? Jul 20, 2019 14:20 |
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perhaps one day rl stine will return to teach us to say cheese... and live. |
# ? Jul 20, 2019 17:59 |
Jolo posted:Did you see that Last Week Tonight story? Hachi machi. the reindeer should play twister ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 20, 2019 18:54 |
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Jolo posted:Did you see that Last Week Tonight story? Hachi machi. The whole thing is ridiculous nonsense tbh. It says right there in the lyrics: "join in any Reindeer games". Like monopoly?! Monopoly is a human game, precious children, so no, not like loving monopoly. Like Nintendo! Bzzt wrong again shitstains! Reindeer games would be like "forage under the snow for the nutritious plant" or "guard the herd's flank against wolves". By excluding Rudolph from herd activities, the other reindeer are basically condemning Rudolph to death by starvation or predation. It might sound harsh, but that's nature. |
# ? Jul 21, 2019 01:39 |
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meats by dre
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# ? Jul 21, 2019 06:11 |
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mailorder bees! posted:meats by dre |
# ? Jul 21, 2019 16:12 |
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BYOBuilders engineering the best solutions available on your lovely budget. Problem: My grandparents live near a local trash mountain and their property is grandfathered into allowing them to live there. If they sell the property it has to be sold under commercial regulations now. Solution: Bring in a giant can of lilac scented spray on a flatbed trailer, then use the arm of a digger to depress the man-sized spray tab at the top. |
# ? Jul 22, 2019 16:12 |
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Finger Prince posted:The whole thing is ridiculous nonsense tbh. It says right there in the lyrics: "join in any Reindeer games". Like monopoly?! Monopoly is a human game, precious children, so no, not like loving monopoly. Like Nintendo! Bzzt wrong again shitstains! Reindeer games would be like "forage under the snow for the nutritious plant" or "guard the herd's flank against wolves". By excluding Rudolph from herd activities, the other reindeer are basically condemning Rudolph to death by starvation or predation. It might sound harsh, but that's nature. lol I like this
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 21:39 |
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microdosing lsd proven remedy against online trolling |
# ? Jul 24, 2019 19:04 |
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Microdosing TV just watch 5 minutes of a show |
# ? Jul 24, 2019 21:06 |
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frustrated historical anthropologist poring through dusty old tomes trying to find the origins of shark week |
# ? Jul 24, 2019 22:38 |
Microdosing cuddle sessions with my dog. Just one quite snug will get me through the next half hour! (I tell myself unconvincingly) | |
# ? Jul 24, 2019 22:47 |
i microdose lds by reading a paragraph from the book of mormon every morning | |
# ? Jul 24, 2019 23:22 |
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Microdosing work. Like 5 minutes productive work per hour of loving the dog. |
# ? Jul 25, 2019 00:37 |
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Finger Prince posted:Microdosing work. Like 5 minutes productive work per hour of loving the dog. "It's like the pomodoro method, but 5 times faster," I explain to HR sweating profusely despite the air conditioning. |
# ? Jul 25, 2019 02:20 |
Finger Prince posted:Microdosing work. Like 5 minutes productive work per hour of loving the dog. uhh why is that your job ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 25, 2019 02:44 |
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Cubone posted:perhaps one day rl stine will return to teach us to say cheese... and live. Say Cheese and Die, a story about a lactose intolerant king who outlaws discussion of cheese out of jealousy. In the end, both the people and the king manage to become more tolerant of each others' viewpoints. |
# ? Jul 25, 2019 08:22 |
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"Beatboxing to the Oldies" with Biz Markie
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jul 25, 2019 15:05 |
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The Little Prince: Machiavelli for the Playground [Grade 4 Edition] |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 02:45 |
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Tyler from Dude Perfect witnesses a murder. He points to the scene with amazement. "Ooooooooh-hohoho!" |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 02:51 |
im stuck on the other side of the paywall and cant escape from the wall street journal | |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 17:21 |
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:im stuck on the other side of the paywall and cant escape from the wall street journal Let me try something: **tells Adaware to allow this site so you can come back to this side of the paywall via a pop-up** If that doesn't work maybe you could try coming back here via incognito mode in Google Chrome https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 17:31 |
oh god help i got stuck on thomas friedmans mobius strip treadmill of mixed metaphors | |
# ? Jul 26, 2019 17:37 |
Captain Billy Pissboy posted:oh god help i got stuck on thomas friedmans mobius strip treadmill of mixed metaphors this is scarier than Poltergeist ---------------- |
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# ? Jul 26, 2019 17:40 |
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:im stuck on the other side of the paywall and cant escape from the wall street journal I'm not locked in here with the articles, they're locked in here with me! |
# ? Jul 27, 2019 12:57 |
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:oh god help i got stuck on thomas friedmans mobius strip treadmill of mixed metaphors i got trapped in a malcolm gladwell book and i have to practice escaping for 10,000 hours before i can break free CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
# ? Jul 27, 2019 19:35 |
watching Gumby has prepared me for this challenge
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# ? Jul 27, 2019 19:40 |
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(to the tune of destiny's child "survivor") I'm a survivor I'm a survivor I'm a survivor I'm a survivor I'm a survivor I'm a survivor I'm a survivor I'm a survivor |
# ? Jul 27, 2019 21:30 |
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Feeling awkward because you said you were going to order a pizza, and your friend said "Make it a Hot Hawaiian" , and you said "I don't need a Hot Hawaiian I already have a copy of Moana on DVD" before you realized what you were saying |
# ? Jul 28, 2019 00:57 |
Opening up my BYOBDex to see which posters I haven't caught yet | |
# ? Jul 28, 2019 08:18 |
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Eating toast for the sheer thrill of it |
# ? Jul 28, 2019 16:22 |
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vanisher posted:Eating toast for the sheer thrill of it calm the heck down!
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# ? Jul 28, 2019 18:32 |
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You into sourdough? "I dabble" |
# ? Jul 28, 2019 19:28 |
jacques tati ambition, dogma 95 budget
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# ? Jul 29, 2019 01:58 |
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safari guide who cannot remember any animal names. *pointing at lions* "look out your left in the shade of those trees and you'll see a whole flock of... those guys" |
# ? Jul 29, 2019 07:23 |
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canyoneer posted:safari guide who cannot remember any animal names. *waves hands* birds, trees, animals, whatever. figure it out, im trying to drive a jeep here
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# ? Jul 29, 2019 07:40 |
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[giraffes] these are horses |
# ? Jul 29, 2019 08:36 |
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Careful near the river, everyone. More people die each year to water pig attacks than to snappy big snakes. |
# ? Jul 29, 2019 13:46 |
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Cubone posted:[giraffes] these are *Pointing at giraffes* Some of these uhh four-legged ostriches can get really tall. |
# ? Jul 29, 2019 15:53 |
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canyoneer posted:safari guide who cannot remember any animal names. "Woah, holy poo poo those guys look dangerous" |
# ? Jul 29, 2019 16:06 |