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Sanya Juutilainen posted:Having tried all of those, I have to disagree. Even if Steam is terrible (mostly from getting obsolete UI-wise), Origin, uPlay and others are even more terrible (I don't know how they manage to do it, tbh). The only decent store launchers (not talking about single-game stuff like Elite's launcher, though that one has its own problems as well) I can think of are Battle.net and WG launcher at the moment, and even those I uninstall instantly when I am taking breaks from their games. Though to be honest, maybe uPlay and origin improved their functionality lately (hahaha, I doubt that). As a side note EA does at least know that Origin sucks rear end and there is a planned replacement-type thing called project Juno but I haven't heard much about it recently. I have the most exposure to Steam and Origin and it's incredible how bad Origin is in comparison. It's almost once a day that something breaks in it and it just stops loading stuff. The 'Play' button just disappears from the game description quite often and it's almost as common for your whole Game Library page to just not appear. Incredible.
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And to be fair I'm also speculating, I'm just saying there's other possibilities.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Well, anyway, I'll admit that I don't know why Aliens: Colonial Marines shipped like that and that I was speculating. I was just using it as an example of something being missed at least partially because of turnover. I don't disagree entirely, but I would counter-argue that the concept of "unfixed issues" is a bit of a misnomer. Star Citizen doesn't have issues - Star Citizen IS issues. It's a hacked engine with graphical assets and no plan. You can't fix a flight model when you haven't built one - which they haven't. You can't fix "ships" when you don't have ships - you have graphics that appear to be ships, but with no underlying systems. There are no underlying systems because they haven't been designed yet. They are still trying to gently caress with the systems enough to make some ship models appear to be flying around and having dogfights, and not even that is working, and if it's not crashing or otherwise malfunctioning, even then it feels like raw poo poo. Smoke and mirrors is too generous to describe it because even then you have actual smoke machines and real mirrors. Star Citizen is fake smoke and fake mirrors thrown together to make it look like a game is just around the corner. I mean look at all those screenshots! Look at all these offices! Look at our cons, and our employees, look we're working on object container streaming! They said we wouldn't have planets and look we have planets! Now we have a train! Look at our MOONS. It's PROOF it's real! This is just like how Theranos had real doctors, real scientists, real buildings, and real lab equipment. But the actual product they were supposedly working toward was simply not going to happen, no matter how real the individual moving parts were. CIG has been spinning their tires from the very beginning, and all the backers have been doing is funding retreads. Scruffpuff fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jul 29, 2019 |
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All game launchers / stores are great
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# ? Jul 29, 2019 18:23 |
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Oh, yeah, my point is that SC is that problem on a grand, grand scale. Years and years of technical debt and half finished systems that no one even knows where to start sorting through. The only way they'd have a serious chance of making a working game at this point is to scrap everything and start over with a firm vision and a consistent team. But that will never happen. They are committed to milking whales and might eventually limp to the finish line someday with a "finished" product that even the staunchest of backers can't defend.
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History Comes Inside! posted:If I already have to use Uplay, Origin, Bethesda launcher, GOG Galaxy, battle.net and Steam why should I be mad about EGS? Here's the gist of it. Very broad strokes, don't get mad at the messenger: - EGS is a very "early days" platform which has no forum, no shopping cart, no streaming services (...). People have also reported missing email confirmation system (not my experience) and that the client would share or scan your Steam activity or something for statistics. Kind of shady stuff. - Epic gave money to an increasing amount of developers for timed exclusivity against apparently only Steam (other platforms may get the games earlier). - The above happened at least three times (that I know of) for crowdfunded projects, where the backers had already been promised/ (or had chosen when asked) Steam (or other) keys. The announcements from the devs on switching platforms were considered blatant and/or insulting/trust-breaking to their backer base. - The above happened while pre-orders on Steam (and maybe elsewhere) were already active, and those were refunded in most occasions (as far as I know). So (probably a lot of) people have their reasons to be mad at EGS. You don't have to be, though.
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# ? Jul 29, 2019 18:26 |
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I'm mad. Mad at the messenger! MAD AT MSN MESSENGER!!!!!!
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# ? Jul 29, 2019 18:27 |
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AbstractNapper posted:Here's the gist of it. Very broad strokes, don't get mad at the messenger: A good thing to do is wait. I find it solves most of my problems. I pick up games a couple years after they launch and it gives me the following benefits: 1 - A more stable build with the worst bugs usually resolved 2 - Store exclusives may have expired 3 - More DLC content, often included in the base price of the game 4 - Base price of the game dramatically reduced 5 - I can play the game with the graphics maxed out because I have better hardware than the game was designed for and have a superior experience The negatives: 1 - If it's a live service game said service may be degraded or in the worst case nonexistent 2 - I miss out on the experience of playing with the first-day passionate and not at all toxic playerbase (this may actually be a positive) In fact, my best advice is to wait 20 years and play the game on an emulator from a team of passionate gaming archivists. This will help you avoid "You need a Bethesda account and an internet connection to play Doom 1."
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Scruffpuff posted:"You need a Bethesda account and an internet connection to play Doom 1." I think we can all agree that Bethesda's launcher can suck a fat dick. peter gabriel posted:All game launchers / stores are great Bethesda shill spotted.
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A good example is that I just got GTA 5. The game released in 2013, I waited until 2019 to buy it. I got it for 15 bucks, it includes everything, I can play the single-player game and it runs great, and I can play the online version in a solo session and just gently caress around casually and not give one flying gently caress about a single thing in their online store. It's the way to go. If 6 years seems like a long time to wait for a game may I refer you to a little-known project called Star Citizen.
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Scruffpuff posted:A good thing to do is wait. I find it solves most of my problems. I pick up games a couple years after they launch and it gives me the following benefits: Agreed on all accounts. There are maybe one or two games that I will be convinced to get day-one (or close to it) per year, if they get extremely positive reviews and are really appealing to me. (eg last year it was "Return of Obra Dinn"). And I am still waiting on GTA5 because there's zero chance that I'll play it right away, even if I get it at a very very low price. Next crowdfunding project I'll support will be when hell freezes over or Star Citizen gets good.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:How can we know development hell if we've never been to development heaven? Star Citizen: Development Heaven is a parp on Earth.
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AbstractNapper posted:Agreed on all accounts. There are maybe one or two games that I will be convinced to get day-one (or close to it) per year, if they get extremely positive reviews and are really appealing to me. (eg last year it was "Return of Obra Dinn"). There are definitely games here and there where I will happily pony up full price at release, for a combination of reasons which include not wanting to wait due to anticipation, wanting to support developers I respect and trust, the sense of exploration that results from not being able to Google all the answers. Last time I remember doing that was for Witcher 3, for which I have no regrets. But nowadays those games are rare. I'm on the fence with the new Cyberpunk game, for example. Might just wait for the first 15% off for that one. But usually I wait. I realize it's the way of the internet to rant and rave about what should be. Games should be playable on release, they should be worth the price, etc. But all the ranting and raving in the world won't change it - the only thing that could measurably impact that new developer tendency of releasing unfinished poo poo under the umbrella of "live services" is just not buying new broken poo poo, so that's what I do. A wise man once said "act in a way that, if everyone acted that way, things would work out." It's also why I don't give Chris Roberts money. If everyone acted that way, this debacle would have ended long ago.
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I'm choosing to be furious about the Blizzard launcher. Nobody seems upset with that at the moment, so that's my fresh new niche for saying relevant. Eat poo poo with your reasonably functional game launcher, Blizzard, you loving hacks.
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm choosing to be furious about the Blizzard launcher. Nobody seems upset with that at the moment, so that's my fresh new niche for saying relevant. Eat poo poo with your reasonably functional game launcher, Blizzard, you loving hacks. Funny I haven't heard about the Operating System. Without that initial launcher, none of the other launchers would even have a platform to function on. In fact, gently caress HARDWARE too, since the OS won't work without it. It's launchers all the way down, and they're all poo poo. I play all my games the old school way, in my mind, just like the citizens.
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Sarsapariller posted:Meanwhile in Space Games That Kickstarted Years After Star Citizen news: Budget: $350K Star Citizen: 350M soon-ish. Ratio: 0.1%
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I'm mad at the Red Alert 1 launcher for yelling WARNING: TOP SECRET MILITARY SOFTWARE DETECTED and then my grandma thought I was hacking the government.
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Zaphod42 posted:As we said a page or two ago, there's no reason to fix any of this because none of it is final. There's no design yet. This is all just a farce. They can't fix A because B is broken and they can't fix B because C doesn't exist yet.
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AbstractNapper posted:Here's the gist of it. Very broad strokes, don't get mad at the messenger: Thanks for the rundown. Speaking just for myself, none of that is a dealbreaker for me because I don't use any of those "bells and whistles" on the other storefronts anyway. I don't even use my friends lists these days because all the people I'd ever play with are also in slack or WhatsApp groups or any number of other messaging services I'd rather use than some other proprietary chat. For the way I buy and play games it's literally just another launcher and so I'm gonna definitely have to download it for Mechwarrior (unless I get into a backlog and forget all about it until it's on steam in which case I'll just buy it wherever it's cheapest).
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peter gabriel posted:All game launchers / stores are great Time to spay
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AbstractNapper posted:Next crowdfunding project I'll support will be when hell freezes over "Sorry, but i'm not allowed to enlighten you, even by default, on prevailing weather conditions in the afterlife." - Death.
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Scruffpuff posted:Funny I haven't heard about the Operating System. Without that initial launcher, none of the other launchers would even have a platform to function on. In fact, gently caress HARDWARE too, since the OS won't work without it. I used to play D&D but then Wizards introduced that goddamn D&D game launcher, what with all those goddamn pages and letters and poo poo. Now I'll never play again!
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I heard Ben also hates launchers and bloat. That's why he had so much trouble getting off that couch.
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Zaphod42 posted:But like you said, its uPlay/Origin/Epic. Not just Epic. I've seen people hate on Origin quite a lot, actually. EA gets hated on for buying companies and destroying them all the time. It's just that these issues, with Origin, uPlay and EA, have been going on for years and they kinda... lost their initial edge. Epic is just another round of the same. In few years it will be hated on only casually and new contender will come.
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AbstractNapper posted:Here's the gist of it. Very broad strokes, don't get mad at the messenger: I'm mad because they have a problem that prevents it from being installed entirely that's had a solution out there since before Epic Launcher was even a thing (several years ago, it's possibly a problem native to Unreal launchers) and they didn't even add my solution to it to their dumb loving FAQ after I had to dig around for a whole week finding it. I handed you the solution, dickbags! Put it on your list of solutions!
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What is your problem you impatient little brat! Don't you know its still early days! Besides, if you weren't such a poor you would own an 890!
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Zaphod42 posted:The smartest thing SC can do right now, the thing any producer with the least bit of experience would make them do, would be to cut EVERYTHING and start over with a very minimal set of promises and build an MVP on that.
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Tsar Mikey posted:I'm mad at the Red Alert 1 launcher for yelling WARNING: TOP SECRET MILITARY SOFTWARE DETECTED and then my grandma thought I was hacking the government. I remember that from RA2, did they both have that?
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# ? Jul 29, 2019 20:01 |
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Guys stop spoiling poo poo about future titles *checks thread* My mistake.
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Scruffpuff posted:In fact, my best advice is to wait 20 years and play the game on an emulator from a team of passionate gaming archivists. This will help you avoid "You need a Bethesda account and an internet connection to play Doom 1." That was a bug that has been fixed, but it won't stop the army of gamers who already got their pitchforks.
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm choosing to be furious about the Blizzard launcher. Nobody seems upset with that at the moment, so that's my fresh new niche for saying relevant. Eat poo poo with your reasonably functional game launcher, Blizzard, you loving hacks. Lmao One thing I hate about the blizz launcher is there's games in my list I can't remove, like hearthstone and COD. Not even Origin does that poo poo.
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A bug that got fixed, or a feature that got turned off when they decided they couldn't afford anymore ill will from consumers?
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h3isenbug posted:Why not just wait until they get sentenced to pay a low single-digit million amount as compensation to CryTek and then blame ze Germans for not being able to finish the greatest space sim ever dreamed of? Well, it depends upon your goals, yeah
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'm mad. Mad at the messenger! MSN Messenger is just a Skypegoat! The true evil is Teams!
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History Comes Inside! posted:A bug that got fixed, or a feature that got turned off when they decided they couldn't afford anymore ill will from consumers? A bug, no need to get tinfoil about this. It was actually a feature meant to give back to the community, ironically. Its only there to give you credit for slayers club, a doom fan club to reward doom fans with free merch. I mean, its all a marketing thing, but their hearts were legit in the right place? Anybody assuming ill intent hasn't written software before.
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A string embedded into a videogame instructing the user that an online account "is required to play this title", a bug
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Is it to soon to start hating on Napster?
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Scruffpuff posted:There's a huge gap between knowing something is wrong, and knowing exactly where to look. My guess is the question was "how long to fix it," the answer was "we don't know, we have to check everything," and the answer to that was "then gently caress it." Not a programmer more engineering but this is very important point. How long will it take to X. An when you are being honest in saying I don't know which often realistically the case, the answer is gently caress it, give me the what we have. Managers are always weary of black holes, no one likes having to approve "don't know". It's why it's so important to get to MVP as soon as possible, engineers love doing a better job there are always improvements to be made and they often spend to much time perfecting there work. If we get there early we can go back and improve work. No one gives a poo poo about the best roof design of all time if there are no walls.
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