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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
That's on the same level as Dril's "no".

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pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/idlewildgirl/status/1155250271091666944?s=19

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

This hurts my head trying to put into correct cadence. White people can't even type in rhythm. drat.

Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 04:23 on Jul 29, 2019

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Zipperelli. posted:

This hurts my head trying to put into correct cadence. White people can't even type in rhythm. drat.

"NO co-LLUSION

NO ob-STRUCTION

TOTAL EXONERATION, DEMOCRAT witch-HUNT"

Maybe it's you who has no rhythm?

Edit for content:

https://twitter.com/maltyhops/status/1155327100955582464?s=19

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 04:40 on Jul 29, 2019

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/robdubbin/status/1155490752237101056?s=19

I hope Joleneposting posting catches on the same way Pagliacchi jokes have

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


lol

https://twitter.com/lijumdar/status/1155572435405680642

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Kinda classic



/e aw dang

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Does anyone remember video/gif of the guy who turned his phone off while on vacation and his girlfriend forgot he was going and thought he was avoiding her and just filled his entire email with batshit crazy stuff that got worse for every passing day?

The emails were put up together with his vacation photos.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Eschenique posted:

Does anyone remember video/gif of the guy who turned his phone off while on vacation and his girlfriend forgot he was going and thought he was avoiding her and just filled his entire email with batshit crazy stuff that got worse for every passing day?

The emails were put up together with his vacation photos.

I don't know it but would also like to see it.

Have a good tweet in the meantime.

https://twitter.com/RealEOC/status/1155536868299218944

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Memento posted:

I don't know it but would also like to see it.

Have a good tweet in the meantime.

https://twitter.com/RealEOC/status/1155536868299218944

This was easier than expected



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-heCy0CbQ









Eschenique has a new favorite as of 05:51 on Jul 29, 2019

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://mobile.twitter.com/CurtisBonds/status/1155570651161194496

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

MizPiz posted:

"NO co-LLUSION

NO ob-STRUCTION

TOTAL EXONERATION, DEMOCRAT witch-HUNT"

Maybe it's you who has no rhythm?

Your second and third lines dont contain the same amount of syllables as the original song. I dont give a poo poo about emphasis, you still have to construct the song correctly if you want it to flow at all.

Again, white people have no rhythm.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Besides, everybody knows Trump's words work better as emo lyrics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l61nO1LQ3Hg

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Eschenique posted:

This was easier than expected

JD dodged a fuckin' bullet here. Holy hell, what a psycho.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Zipperelli. posted:

Your second and third lines dont contain the same amount of syllables as the original song. I dont give a poo poo about emphasis, you still have to construct the song correctly if you want it to flow at all.

Again, white people have no rhythm.

Yep. Piz is wrong

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
We shouldn't stand for Twitter jokes violating the sanctity of the meter of classic rock favorite Linkin Park.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



zedprime posted:

We shouldn't stand for Twitter jokes violating the sanctity of the meter of classic rock favorite Linkin Park.

Not Lincoln Park, but OK.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Proteus Jones posted:

Not Lincoln Park, but OK.

Whoa don't offend the big Fred Durst fan here by mixing up his boy with LP

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
It's papa roach and his statement stands.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Whoa don't offend the big Fred Durst fan here by mixing up his boy with LP

I appreciate this post.

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Glenn Quebec posted:

It's papa roach and his statement stands.

everyone knows this, dude

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

GelatinSkeleton posted:

everyone knows this, dude

I have no idea who that dude is

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

That's Papa Roach himself.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/638936294937227264

zoux has a new favorite as of 15:21 on Jul 29, 2019

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Harvey Mantaco posted:

Whoa don't offend the big Fred Durst fan here by mixing up his boy with LP

What?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/bombsfall/status/1155668947154472960?s=19

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

It's a joke about nu-metal bands

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/nickeardleybbc/status/1155875222228230144?s=20

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

For us dirty yanks can we get some context?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Bute looks like butt lmao

https://twitter.com/woodmasterfresh/status/1155847888381075456

https://twitter.com/robbercat/status/1124109513244778496?lang=en

zoux has a new favorite as of 18:58 on Jul 29, 2019

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I guess it's a stolen joke but it's arguably funnier just because it's official now

https://twitter.com/paparoach/status/1155895876851658752

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

What say you to that, Zipperelli.?

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

https://mobile.twitter.com/aedison/status/930568516549390337

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I also enjoy william carlos williams parody tweets

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Zipperelli. posted:

For us dirty yanks can we get some context?

The Bute House is like the capital building of Scotland. Johnson came over there and had to later sneak out the back because of all the demonstrators booing him.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Also, butt

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1155928262595399680

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Glenn Quebec posted:

It's papa roach and his statement stands.

Pabst Blue Roach

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

Who What Now posted:

I have no idea who that dude is

i anticipated this, which is why i edited in the comma

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
It's really easy to like Ice T, dude has zero bullshit within him

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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I saw his metal band Body Count in Tuska, a metal music festival held in Helsinki, last summer and it was good. When I first heard about it I thought "this is kinda bullshit why is Ice T playing at a metal festival" but I was wrong, he killed it and the crowd loved it too.

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