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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
I’ve always liked the idea that Oswald was a lone nut that got to JFK before the actual conspiracy.

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

theflyingexecutive posted:

make another thread dickholes

Yeah, I'm all about a good conspiracy theory, but we already have a thread for that

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
the Kennedy shooty game was fun to play

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Bip Roberts posted:

the Kennedy shooty game was fun to play

Yeah, the wacky physics mode was great

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Bip Roberts posted:

the Kennedy shooty game was fun to play

The physics in JFK reloaded really take it to another level, the game turns into BURNOUT: JFK real quick

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
lol

quote:

In "Raw", a 2005 episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, "BlitzkriegKids.com", the website of a teenage neo-Nazi, has a link to the game. This catches the eye of Detective Munch, a devoted Kennedy admirer who believes many of the conspiracy theories surrounding his assassination. He asks, "What the hell is 'JFK Reloaded'?", at which point Fin assures his partner that it is notsomething he wants to see.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

CharlestheHammer posted:

I mean the thing most likely the held back was them watching the assassin for years so them hiding that gently caress up is on brand,

Yeah, this seems most likely.

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

there's a pretty decent chance that it was bush sr. who carried it out, which is hilarious.

correct, this is all we need to know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK MOTHERFUCKERS with some AGE OF CONSENT DERSH CONTENT!
https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1155962389776351238?s=20

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

this is like The Implication but times infinity

there's no way off~

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK MOTHERFUCKERS with some AGE OF CONSENT DERSH CONTENT!
https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1155962389776351238?s=20

What a normal question to raise, at this not-at-all suspicious moment.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
THANK YOU for finally saying it Dersh!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
getting a whole lot of questions about "consent" that are answered by my shirt

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

It's extremely cool and normal for an 80 year old to want to gently caress a 16 year old.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
constitutional (not moral)

that has so many ramifications

thats like saying guns are not moral, but constitutional so whatever if people die or get sexually abused

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

It's extremely cool and normal for an 80 year old to want to gently caress a 16 year old.

Constitutionally, not morally.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Constitutionally, not morally.

According to the laws of Alabama, you can marry at age 14 with "parental consent."

e: oh it actually gets worse

quote:

Parties in California, Colorado, Kentucky, Louisiana, and Texas may get married at any age with parental consent. In Kentucky, the consent of a judge may also be needed and in Texas, marriage is not allowed under the age of 14 for males and 13 for females.

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 23:47 on Jul 29, 2019

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
DERSH: I have a new, novel, clever way to trap the Dems on abortion, Constitutionally!

GOP: Cool! What's the argument?

DERSH: if abortion is legal, it should also be legal to gently caress children!

GOP: let's continue to associate ourselves with this person

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
The weird thing is that he's ignoring it's legal to gently caress 16 year olds in like half the states

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

e: oh it actually gets worse

good lord

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

mastershakeman posted:

The weird thing is that he's ignoring it's legal to gently caress 16 year olds in like half the states

yeah but a lot of them have nominal roadblocks and he wants to be free

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

mastershakeman posted:

The weird thing is that he's ignoring it's legal to gently caress 16 year olds in like half the states

I don't think he's "ignoring" that, per se.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK MOTHERFUCKERS with some AGE OF CONSENT DERSH CONTENT!
https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1155962389776351238?s=20

the libertarian's gambit! a time honored tactic! let us see how this plays out for our seasoned chessman...

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

According to the laws of Alabama, you can marry at age 14 with "parental consent."

e: oh it actually gets worse

There's a whooole lot of child marriages in the USA every year.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

From the gbs thread:



So I was curious about the law firm that prepared the contract.

http://www.sbnonline.com/article/de...warren-ramirez/

So I can’t tell if it is the son or the father that prepared the contract, but the father was dead of cancer within the year of it being signed.

Then the law firm collapsed and losing The Limited is cited as a major client they lose in the downfall.


quote:

As recently as 1990, the firm had more than 40 lawyers-making it among the 10 largest law firms in the city-handling cases for corporate giants such as The Limited, Bank One-Columbus and Consolidated Stores Corp. Business was booming. How could it go so wrong so quickly?

Schwartz pins the turning point on two key events in the early ’90s.

First, his father, who had been with the firm for 43 years before retiring as its managing partner in 1990, died of lung cancer. Then attorneys started leaving en masse.

“The death of my father in the beginning of 1992 really deprived us of a great deal of leadership,” the younger Schwartz says. “From the time he died and into the next year, there were leadership issues and people leaving and situations that never really stabilized.”

By the fall of 1996, only eight partners remained at the firm, which had been renamed twice after the departures of Richard Rubenstein in mid-1994 and Russell Kelm in late 1995. The client list at Schwartz Warren & Ramirez reflected that shrinking pool of expertise.

“You need to have a team of specialists,” Schwartz explains. “That hurt the ability of any of us to continue to work for our clients in a lot of cases.”

The Limited-perhaps the firm’s most notable, perennial client-was even lost amid the rapid turnover.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

At this point I'm ready to raise the age of consent to 25. We'd need a new category for 18-25 year olds, of course. I call it "The Age of Exploration."

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1155962393148579840?s=20

let's debate, not call me a pedophile

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

At this point I'm ready to raise the age of consent to 25. We'd need a new category for 18-25 year olds, of course. I call it "The Age of Exploration."

I'm workshopping a colonialism joke but its not really working out

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
romeo, romeo wherefore art thou a pedophile

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

two star-crossed lovers, brought together on Little St. James Island

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
the romeo and juliet clause which, if i am ever implicated in a having sex with a minor, would of course apply to me, the 300 yo vampire lawyer

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Alan Dershowitz, expert in Transformers plot line legal studies.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Dershowitz:

'Tis but thy age that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not of consenting age.
What's consent? It is nor mind, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a friend. O, be some other age!
What's in an age? That which we call consent
By any other age would be as sweet;
So a kiddo would, were they not a kiddo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which we owe
Without that title. So we go, doff thy blame,
And for that age which is no part of thee
Take you myself.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Admiral Ray posted:

Dershowitz:

'Tis but thy age that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not of consenting age.
What's consent? It is nor mind, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a friend. O, be some other age!
What's in an age? That which we call consent
By any other age would be as sweet;
So a kiddo would, were they not a kiddo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which we owe
Without that title. So we go, doff thy blame,
And for that age which is no part of thee
Take you myself.

"Do you thumb my teenage rear end, sir?"

"I do thumb an rear end, sir."

"Do you thumb MY rear end, sir?"

(to Dershowitz) "Is the law on our side if I say, ay?"

"Mmmmmaybeee"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hark, hamlet! a paedo stalks the wall!

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lmao jesus christ https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1155962389776351238

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

What in the gently caress

Dersh going all in like this is just another brick in the wall

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
"I challenge my readers"

gently caress off Dersh, this poo poo isn't thought provoking

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
HE'S JUST ASKING QUESTIONS OKAY THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL

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