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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

The Dersh Tapping on His Old Man Hearing Aids Which Squeals With Mic Feedback:] Minimum wage?? I thought you said minimum age!! :arghfist:

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Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009
i think it would prevent a lot of rape if rich people werent allowed to have sex with poor people

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Mercrom posted:

i think it would prevent a lot of rape if rich people werent allowed to have sex with poor people

What if, and I'm just putting out ideas here, but what if we killed the rich?

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

bloom posted:

What if, and I'm just putting out ideas here, but what if we killed the rich?

I think you're on to something there.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Is it wrong that I hate Dersh more than Epstein and want him to suffer more?

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing

MonsieurChoc posted:

Is it wrong that I hate Dersh more than Epstein and want him to suffer more?

nevah

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

exmarx posted:

maybe the worst thing about his "but 16 year olds can get abortions" argument is the implication that people younger than that shouldn't be able to terminate a pregnancy :whitewater:

hmmmm


no its def the part where he uses it to justify loving kids

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

bloom posted:

What if, and I'm just putting out ideas here, but what if we killed the rich?

We could even use a machine that lops their heads off in 1 second

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

MonsieurChoc posted:

Is it wrong that I hate Dersh more than Epstein and want him to suffer more?
As long as you aren't a 14 year old girl in a sex dungeon, Dersh probably gently caress you more with his "work on the law" than Epstein by his sole existence alone, so no you aren't wrong.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Spergin Morlock posted:

We could even use a machine that lops their heads off in 1 second

It's crazy enough that it might just work

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
It’s surprising that Epstein himself is consistently outmatched by the people around him on the creep factor.

I mean we do know he tried to pull “Well actually it’s ephebephilia” via his publicist but Dersh puts in the real work to come off worse.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Dr. Killjoy posted:

It’s surprising that Epstein himself is consistently outmatched by the people around him on the creep factor.

I mean we do know he tried to pull “Well actually it’s ephebephilia” via his publicist but Dersh puts in the real work to come off worse.

He's clearly accustomed to lording over people and bullying, and the tactics aren't working for him anymore and he's freaking the gently caress out. It's great. I bet he cries like a wounded animal when his sentence is read out

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Spergin Morlock posted:

He's clearly accustomed to lording over people and bullying, and the tactics aren't working for him anymore and he's freaking the gently caress out. It's great. I bet he cries like a wounded animal when his sentence is read out
lol lets not get ahead of ourselves here and assume justice is served with overwhelming evidence to the contrary

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

comedyblissoption posted:

lol lets not get ahead of ourselves here and assume justice is served with overwhelming evidence to the contrary

Yea true. He does seem to be pretty worried lately though

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Darkman Fanpage posted:

my brain is bouncing off the walls with this poo poo!! this loving guy will never be allowed to testify he will never be allowed to reveal who is a pedo!!!

You'll just have to be content knowing your entire ruling class are ghoulish pedophiles.

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

MonsieurChoc posted:

Is it wrong that I hate Dersh more than Epstein and want him to suffer more?

epstein doesnt have the same weird entitlement to be loved and taken seriously

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Darkman Fanpage posted:

does dersh think its illegal for minors to gently caress each other? like two 15 yos can go at it as much as they want in the eyes of the law. its when somebody much older starts loving a 15 yo is the problem. he seems to completely forget the aspect of this which is that an adult has a considerable advantage over a minor in a relationship, especially if sexual in nature. and lets not forget that we're not just talking about a situation where an older man and pubescent girl fall in love either. jeffery epstein is accused of soliciting multiple girls for sexual favors with the promise of money and has already been convicted of it in florida, now he is also being prosecuted for trafficking in nyc with other charges likely to be filed as well. this is downright exploitive. but then dersh is increasingly striking me as the type that will bring out the lolita defense in which it was the girl who came onto me, your honor!

It is illegal for 15 year olds to gently caress each other, absent Romeo and Juliet exceptions in statutes which all got added really recently and I'm sure some states don't have them

Tangentially it's also illegal for them to sext each other until 18, even if they're both 17 in a state where age of consent is 16 . Child porn laws don't match state consent laws whatsoever (Illinois had a court case on this)

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

You cannot spell Epstein without Penis

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


law is an evil system that warps basic human morality and anyone who has attended law school absolutely needs to be removed from any position of power over others and reeducated

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Farm Frenzy posted:

epstein doesnt have the same weird entitlement to be loved and taken seriously

epstein only wanted to be loved and taken seriously by the rich and powerful, who are all incredibly stupid and depraved, so it's much easier.

Dersh wants to be loved and taken seriously by everyone, even the people who have to work for a living, and workers are much smarter than the wealthy because they have to find solutions to problems that aren't "money"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Over Easy posted:

You cannot spell Epstein without Penis

I've just spelled Epstein with just my fingers

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I guess if I were taking Dershowitz's argument seriously for a second, I'd argue that they're completely unrelated issues because one is a necessary medical procedure, and the other is sex with an adult. If other necessary procedures like surgery do require parental consent, that only favors the argument that you shouldn't need parental consent for any other necessary medical procedure either. Then you start getting into the weeds like, "Would a Christian Scientist child need parental consent for literally anything involving medicine?"

The general standard is that 16 year olds can consent to medical procedures. Sometimes there's an exception for procedures requiring surgery.

The other major distinction is that there is not, generally, an oppressive power dynamic trying to force kids into medical procedures they don't need. Nobody is trying to force or trick kids into extra hospital visits, rather there are a host of institutional barriers (insurance, admission requirements, etc.) that ensure only medically necessary procedures are ever performed.

Sex with kids, OTOH, is rather the opposite: lots of evil fucks like Epstein are constantly trying to shove their dicks in there, regardless of the harm to the child, which is why we have laws to prevent and punish that.

pdog
May 7, 2013

mastershakeman posted:

It is illegal for 15 year olds to gently caress each other, absent Romeo and Juliet exceptions in statutes which all got added really recently and I'm sure some states don't have them

Tangentially it's also illegal for them to sext each other until 18, even if they're both 17 in a state where age of consent is 16 . Child porn laws don't match state consent laws whatsoever (Illinois had a court case on this)

how can it be in the public interest to prosecute in these cases?

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

pdog posted:

how can it be in the public interest to prosecute in these cases?

what does public interest have to do with the law?

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

law is an evil system that warps basic human morality and anyone who has attended law school absolutely needs to be removed from any position of power over others and reeducated

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Spergin Morlock posted:

Yea true. He does seem to be pretty worried lately though

I guess even the remote chance he could be going to prison for his crimes is enough to make him sweat

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

why do people keep bringing up ISIS???

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

pdog posted:

how can it be in the public interest to prosecute in these cases?

Who gives a poo poo about the public interest

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Over Easy posted:

You cannot spell Epstein without Penis

odd that epstein is an anagram of "sip teen" imo

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

So I thought of something

In Bill Clinton's excuse statement, he mentions that the secret service was with him on all four "trips" (constituting 26 separate flights, IIRC). If that is true, they had to have known about how insane Epstein's finances are, which to me is more interesting than his crimes. Epstein wasn't just there the recently former president was on his plane, a lot. Even a cursory look at his profile would throw up some wild red flags, though.

Gives more creedence to the idea Ep was an operative

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

CGI Stardust posted:

odd that epstein is an anagram of "sip teen" imo

Or E.T. Penis, especially after the testimony about his alien dick


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-dqoEyYXx4

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

So I thought of something

In Bill Clinton's excuse statement, he mentions that the secret service was with him on all four "trips" (constituting 26 separate flights, IIRC). If that is true, they had to have known about how insane Epstein's finances are, which to me is more interesting than his crimes. Epstein wasn't just there the recently former president was on his plane, a lot. Even a cursory look at his profile would throw up some wild red flags, though.

Gives more creedence to the idea Ep was an operative

I think everyone is overplaying how good the secret service is at poo poo like that. They let obama get in an elevator with a convicted felon who was armed with a gun at the time.

Remember that scandal about the secret service hiring hookers in colombia?

Well turns out the person who was supposed to investigate them had hired hookers in Broward County, ooops:

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/29/...n-incident.html

quote:

WASHINGTON — The investigator who led the Department of Homeland Security’s internal review of the Secret Service’s 2012 prostitution scandal quietly resigned in August after he was implicated in his own incident involving a prostitute, according to current and former department officials.

Sheriff’s deputies in Broward County, Fla., saw David Nieland, the investigator, entering and leaving a building they had under surveillance as part of a prostitution investigation, according to officials briefed on the investigation. They later interviewed a prostitute who identified Mr. Nieland in a photograph and said he had paid her for sex.

Mr. Nieland resigned after he refused to answer a series of questions from the Department of Homeland Security inspector general about the incident, the officials said.

When deputies in Florida stopped Mr. Nieland last May after seeing him leave the building they had under surveillance, he showed them a badge, officials said, and told them that he was part of an undercover human trafficking operation with agents from the Department of Homeland Security.

Mr. Nieland then reported to officials in the inspector general’s office that he had been stopped by the police because of a broken tailgate light. Those officials contacted the sheriff’s office, which told them he had said he was working on an investigation.

No charges of course.

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Gum posted:

I guess even the remote chance he could be going to prison for his crimes is enough to make him sweat

Keep in mind that there have been multiple articles published about how unfair it is that Dersh isn't getting invited to wine-and-cheese parties on Martha's Vinyard anymore. His anguish is likely over the idea that people will think he is a pedophile and it will taint his glorious "legacy" as much as it is over the remote prospect he actually goes to prison.

Remember how upset Wall Street execs were because Obama said some mildly critical things about them while moving heaven and earth to protect them? It's not enough to have all the money and power, these people desperately need to told that they deserve everything they have and are superior individuals.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

anyone else read that dersh profile in the new yorker? i hated the guy already but this poo poo is just making my blood boil. this monstrous gently caress needs to go down

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

exmarx posted:

maybe the worst thing about his "but 16 year olds can get abortions" argument is the implication that people younger than that shouldn't be able to terminate a pregnancy :whitewater:

wait for part 2 to drop where dersh willl argue since 13 year olds can get abortions with parent permission then he someone should be able to get parent permission to have sex with them

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
You allow people to make living wills that take them off life support. I'm just saying I should be able to smother a few people too

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Vomik posted:

wait for part 2 to drop where dersh willl argue since 13 year olds can get abortions with parent permission then he someone should be able to get parent permission to have sex with them

lol well you asked for it

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1156216741741117440

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Instant Sunrise posted:

oh yeah in case you think that the mainstream media isn’t still publishing ADershTrek’s op-eds:



that’s from march of this year.

"What even *are* crimes, really?"

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Christ.

*laugh track* that’s our dersh

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

Lastgirl posted:

your honor, my client is a deeply troubled individual who didn't know how to express himself appropriately or find said outlet for said expression and has grown from this negative experience that does not define his future as a contributor to this society :(

https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1156043838835896320

throwing down my calipers in disgust when the child's decidedly iberian parietal bone reveals that they are not yet of consenting age

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Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

"I want a graduated system of penalties in that if they haven't graduated middle school, they are penilized"

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