Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries? This poll is closed. |
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Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher | 18 | 1.46% | |
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer | 665 | 54.11% | |
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker | 319 | 25.96% | |
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord | 26 | 2.12% | |
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe | 5 | 0.41% | |
Julian Castro, the Twin | 5 | 0.41% | |
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer | 5 | 0.41% | |
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath | 17 | 1.38% | |
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino | 3 | 0.24% | |
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist | 8 | 0.65% | |
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen | 86 | 7.00% | |
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater | 23 | 1.87% | |
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool | 32 | 2.60% | |
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy | 2 | 0.16% | |
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast | 1 | 0.08% | |
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated | 4 | 0.33% | |
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face | 3 | 0.24% | |
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran | 7 | 0.57% | |
Total: | 1229 votes |
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Nothing gets me fired up like CEOs and pragmatism
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:20 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:21 |
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LET'S GET REAL
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:20 |
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Is it just me or is the word progressive getting a lot of hits right now?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:20 |
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Cable TV charges? what?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:20 |
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i just want her to hit someone
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:20 |
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Reverend Dr posted:"realistic" is a dogwhistle for precompromised to uselessness right Yeah, it’s a direct attack on any meaningful change: “Good things aren’t possible.”
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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Alright so how high-energy is Bernie tonight?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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Cable?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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Did Klobuchar just promise that she's from the midwest?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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Marianne coming out swinging with FALSE GODS Delaney is a giant loser baby. Ryan said...words, I think? Boring as hell, why is he still in this?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:LET'S GET REAL here are my promises: 1. i can win 2. i am from the midwest
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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hidden_msg posted:Is it just me or is the word progressive getting a lot of hits right now? It's a debate on CNN. You gotta court that nebulous middle super hard.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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hidden_msg posted:Is it just me or is the word progressive getting a lot of hits right now? The failing centrists in the House wish it wasn't actually a viable election strategy.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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make cable TV commercial free again!
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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Grouchio posted:Alright so how high-energy is Bernie tonight? 6 maples
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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I'm seeing a running theme here.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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Ranter posted:Cable TV charges? what? I swore I misheard that, hahaha
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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No joke Marianne Williamson would have my vote so far if I came into this knowing nothing.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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Going for that Midwest couch potato vote, the cable is too drat high.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:21 |
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Are midwesterners really this loving insecure that they need to be reassured constantly that they're number one priority don't worry?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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Take a drink every time someone says great or greatness and then die in 10 minutes
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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no spanish in beto's opener, 0/10
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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Oh Snapple! posted:6 maples
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Are midwesterners really this loving insecure that they need to be reassured constantly that they're number one priority don't worry? yes
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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how does beto look even sicker than last time?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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"The two frontrunners are populist leftists. Therefore the correct strategy is to appeal to the center."
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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Mahoning posted:No joke Marianne Williamson would have my vote so far if I came into this knowing nothing. she's going to be the next president
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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Any time anyone says they are going to "bring the country together" my eyes glaze over.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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Grouchio posted:Out of 10? Six. Maples.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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Beto sounds uneducated.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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Insanite posted:firing up alpha centauri and playing as gaia's stepdaughters in solidarity with marianne's movement
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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Is there a fly on Pete's head?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:22 |
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I hate Buttigieg but his statement was decent enough
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:23 |
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Are midwesterners really this loving insecure that they need to be reassured constantly that they're number one priority don't worry? Definitely. We’re the worst.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:23 |
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pete butt leaning into climate. i'm fine with anyone leaning into climate, even if they suck.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:23 |
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Are midwesterners really this loving insecure that they need to be reassured constantly that they're number one priority don't worry? Never met any midwesterners, have you?
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:23 |
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Beto and Buttigieg look like the two halves of a transporter accident that splits a dude into his crazy evil half and milquetoast good half, only they both came out as the milquetoast half.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:23 |
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Mind_Taker posted:I hate Buttigieg but his statement was decent enough That's his trick.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:23 |
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GreyjoyBastard posted:she's going to be the next president If the 2016 GOP primary taught us anything, you’re probably right.
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:23 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 04:21 |
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SirKibbles posted:Take a drink every time someone says great or greatness and then die in 10 minutes got my drink right here. Also drinking at progressive
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# ? Jul 31, 2019 01:23 |