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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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C411
Jun 22, 2004
STUPID
DICK
Nothing gets me fired up like CEOs and pragmatism

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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
LET'S GET REAL

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Is it just me or is the word progressive getting a lot of hits right now?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 8 minutes!
Cable TV charges? what?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

i just want her to hit someone

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Reverend Dr posted:

"realistic" is a dogwhistle for precompromised to uselessness right

Yeah, it’s a direct attack on any meaningful change: “Good things aren’t possible.”

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Alright so how high-energy is Bernie tonight?

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Cable?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Did Klobuchar just promise that she's from the midwest?

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Marianne coming out swinging with FALSE GODS

Delaney is a giant loser baby.

Ryan said...words, I think? Boring as hell, why is he still in this?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


here are my promises:

1. i can win
2. i am from the midwest

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

hidden_msg posted:

Is it just me or is the word progressive getting a lot of hits right now?

It's a debate on CNN. You gotta court that nebulous middle super hard.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

hidden_msg posted:

Is it just me or is the word progressive getting a lot of hits right now?

:laffo: The failing centrists in the House wish it wasn't actually a viable election strategy.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 8 minutes!
make cable TV commercial free again!

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Grouchio posted:

Alright so how high-energy is Bernie tonight?

6 maples

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
I'm seeing a running theme here.

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty

Ranter posted:

Cable TV charges? what?

I swore I misheard that, hahaha

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
No joke Marianne Williamson would have my vote so far if I came into this knowing nothing.

Yiggy
Sep 12, 2004

"Imagination is not enough. You have to have knowledge too, and an experience of the oddity of life."
Going for that Midwest couch potato vote, the cable is too drat high.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
Are midwesterners really this loving insecure that they need to be reassured constantly that they're number one priority don't worry?

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Take a drink every time someone says great or greatness and then die in 10 minutes

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
no spanish in beto's opener, 0/10

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Out of 10?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Are midwesterners really this loving insecure that they need to be reassured constantly that they're number one priority don't worry?

yes

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
how does beto look even sicker than last time?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


"The two frontrunners are populist leftists. Therefore the correct strategy is to appeal to the center."

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Mahoning posted:

No joke Marianne Williamson would have my vote so far if I came into this knowing nothing.

she's going to be the next president

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Any time anyone says they are going to "bring the country together" my eyes glaze over.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Grouchio posted:

Out of 10?



Six.

Maples.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Beto sounds uneducated.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Insanite posted:

firing up alpha centauri and playing as gaia's stepdaughters in solidarity with marianne's movement
Extremely :same:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Is there a fly on Pete's head?

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



I hate Buttigieg but his statement was decent enough

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Are midwesterners really this loving insecure that they need to be reassured constantly that they're number one priority don't worry?

Definitely. We’re the worst.

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

pete butt leaning into climate. i'm fine with anyone leaning into climate, even if they suck.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Are midwesterners really this loving insecure that they need to be reassured constantly that they're number one priority don't worry?

Never met any midwesterners, have you?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Beto and Buttigieg look like the two halves of a transporter accident that splits a dude into his crazy evil half and milquetoast good half, only they both came out as the milquetoast half.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 8 minutes!

Mind_Taker posted:

I hate Buttigieg but his statement was decent enough

That's his trick.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

GreyjoyBastard posted:

she's going to be the next president

If the 2016 GOP primary taught us anything, you’re probably right.

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syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

SirKibbles posted:

Take a drink every time someone says great or greatness and then die in 10 minutes

got my drink right here. Also drinking at progressive

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