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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Republicans posted:

It's them against the whole drat world.

kind of surprised more of the long-shot candidates aren't trying to attack bernie or elizabeth in a desperate hope to get attention

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King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

SpaceCadetBob posted:

It is super clear that Liz and Bernie have a Non-aggression pact for tonight.

Considering how hostile the other candidates and the moderators have been to them and their ideas, that was definitely the right call on their part.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
You can't make bread from weed

unless....?

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

SpaceCadetBob posted:

It is super clear that Liz and Bernie have a Non-aggression pact for tonight.

And I'm glad. They present a united front against both succdem centrists and wackaloons. Let them eat each other.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I vote for the man who will give me forty loaves a day

Power Walrus
Dec 24, 2003

Fun Shoe
Bullock is so slimy. Where the gently caress has he been this whole time? Why is he on this stage??

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Just admit you are a closet Republican Tapper, Jesus christ

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Quoting Proverbs 14:31 onstage, I like it!

Gumbercules
Jan 12, 2004

These aren't my lamps. These have feet.
drat montana got a lot of wheat, maybe I should give their Governor a shot eh

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Power Walrus posted:

Bullock is so slimy. Where the gently caress has he been this whole time? Why is he on this stage??

He only qualified when Swalwell dropped out. He didn't last time.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Dammerung posted:

Quoting Proverbs 14:31 onstage, I like it!

Dude's loving slick and I don't like it. He's gonna last longer than he should

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
Hahaha at Liz rubbing her hands together on that question.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
loving lol at Warren's grin

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
this question goes to richy mcrichpants

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

kind of surprised more of the long-shot candidates aren't trying to attack bernie or elizabeth in a desperate hope to get attention

The mid-tier candidates are in a bad place because they don't want to alienate the left and the base by attacking Warren or Bernie, but they can't take really excite the left or the base because they don't want to piss off the donors.

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty

Dammerung posted:

Quoting Proverbs 14:31 onstage, I like it!

I was wondering if there would be a closing prayer to go with our opening anthem. I guess Butt's got us covered.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Arist posted:

You think Delaney would have learned not to attack Warren by now, but he keeps punching the cactus

The only reason he's even running is to punch left, I think. Like Schultz, he believes that he has to run to defeat the socialists

vez veces
Dec 15, 2006

The engineer blew the whistle,
and the fireman rung the bell.
Look at my wheat. See how god smiles on my farmland. Do you not want his blessing?

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
CNN torn between pushing Delaney and letting him get dunked on for ratings

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Gumbercules posted:

drat montana got a lot of wheat, maybe I should give their Governor a shot eh
There was a time when I thought Brian Schweitzer would be the 2016 nominee. That was before Sandy Hook.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
IT'S

TIME

TO

TAX

:getin:

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


what if instead of two cents it was 100 cents, warren

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
LOL Warren's poo poo-eating getting ready to talk Wealth Tax is loving hilarious

Acebuckeye13 posted:

loving lol at Warren's grin

yep, hope somebody screen grabs that/gifs it

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

as a bread lover, i'm really feeling the bullock momentum

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Delaney is not wrong about taxing capital gains, but it's not enough

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Oh boy, Delaney talking about Reagan

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Jaxyon posted:

Dude's loving slick and I don't like it. He's gonna last longer than he should

Yeah, he's doing surprisingly well.

Ershalim posted:

I was wondering if there would be a closing prayer to go with our opening anthem. I guess Butt's got us covered.

I do apologize for my stanning of the Biblical citation, I do completely understand that there is a division between Church and State and that not every candidate should be expected to know the New Testament inside and out.

Reverend Dr
Feb 9, 2005

Thanks Reverend

shut the gently caress up delaney

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
student debt? gone. next question.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Arist posted:

Oh boy, Delaney talking about Reagan

Somebody had to do it

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

oh, cool,

student debt.

this isn't going to be intolerably lovely.

vez veces
Dec 15, 2006

The engineer blew the whistle,
and the fireman rung the bell.

Arist posted:

what if instead of two cents it was 100 cents, warren

I imagined Bernie blurting this out and now I'm disappointed he didn't.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/211341076496261120?s=19

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

I just looked it up. John Delaney's net worth is 180mil talking about Regan's racist rear end

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Bernie getting some gif material tonight, that headshake lol

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Arist posted:

Oh boy, Delaney talking about Reagan

Yeah you can tell who’s vote he’s going for, but maybe the day that it was revealed Reagan called Africans monkeys wasn’t the day to invoke his name, Delaney.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

sounds like a reasonable compromise between tankies and imperialist shitbags

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


lol I loving FORGOT about the racist Reagan tape today, wtf was Delaney THINKING

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

idk, it could work

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
lmao Warren literally rubbing her hands in anticipation of destroying Delaney yet again

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