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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames

mcmagic posted:

Who in the DNC agreed to these 15 second limits?

probably the same dude who thought "old mcconnell had a farm e i e i o" was an epic own ftw

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I wish so badly I could hear

Jim Ross: "BAH GAWD IS THAT MIKE GRAVEL'S MUSIC?"

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Darko posted:

Also, these debates are a block away from where I live and I now have an anti abortion truck with pictures of a dismembered (probable) miscarriage sitting in front of my loft.

Go out and dance around in front of it.

who the hell even is de blasio

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
BDB on the attack, :drat:

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Lmao bring that heckler up to replace De Blasio

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

mcmagic posted:

BILL RULES. Goes right at Harris and Biden.

Not sure I want another Campaign Mode/Capitulate Mode president like Obama was.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Go out and dance around in front of it.

who the hell even is de blasio

Remarkably unpopular mayor of New York.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Pete . . . not bad?

Thanks for posting first-person on the ground direct experience, Uglycat. Keep on keepin' on.

Uh, did you actually read Uglycat's post? Because it doesn't include any content actually refuting the idea that Pete is bad other than his own subjective opinion as someone who did not even know him personally and just happened to live in the same place.

This part is downright comical and made me do a double-take:

quote:

Pete hasn't solved any of this, but he's keenly aware of them and seeking creative solutions. Ideologically, he's not anti-capitalist anarchist - but I think he's sympathetic to antifascism. He still fails to see Chelsea Manning as a hero, and thinks Snowden is the same flavor of awful person that Julian Assange is. If there's anybody that knows that Trump is bad for American cities, it's him. If there's anybody intimately familiar with the challenges of running a city government, it's him. And he's looking to do good, and to change the status quo.

"(A bunch of bad stuff about Pete). If there's anyone who knows Trump is bad, it's him. If there's anyone looking to do good, it's him."

GreyjoyBastard posted:

i'm gonna be honest, this carries a meaningful amount of weight for me

still doesn't bring buttigieg up above, like, distant third or fourth, but

Did you guys read a completely different post, or what. That post is literally just "yeah he might be bad. but I know he means well" phrased in various ways.

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

Acquilae posted:

Lmao bring that heckler up to replace De Blasio

what did they say

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Michael Bennet is a dynamic and exciting candidate!

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Is Michael Bennet the guy who narrates the Sleep With Me podcast? Jesus christ

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Hopefully Jake Tapper gets bodyslammed next year.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

I think I set my video to .75x speed.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Go out and dance around in front of it.

who the hell even is de blasio

You will agree with me that he's the best one on the stage tonight by the end of this.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Oh poo poo Bennet's speaking so slow he's going to use up all his time saying "I am..."

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Michael Bennet fully asleep.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Darko posted:

I was sitting trying to come up with something witty enough to do but couldn't figure out anything.

Also, there was a giant Williamson fan-watch party yesterday that I gladly missed.

sugar in the gas tank, slash their tires, toss a milkshake or two at 'em, toss a brick if you're feeling really frisky

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty
This guy reminds me of Droopy Dog.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
SLEEPY MICHAEL BENNETT

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Lol, they thought he was done and started clapping.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"My name is Jay Inslee and I'm... running for President?" is how I chose to interpret his opening statement.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Michael Bennet you boring gently caress, you would get CRUSHED

Also what was the heckler yelling?

vez veces
Dec 15, 2006

The engineer blew the whistle,
and the fireman rung the bell.
Don't introduce yourself, Inslee. She just introduced you, for Christ's sake.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

What was that heckler saying?

Also holy poo poo, these 0% guys are coming out with the lowest energy I've ever heard.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

I'm just angry that I had to be a huge donor or win a stupid lottery to even go to the debates. I'm good friends with one of our State Rep's wife, and they wouldn't even let her go (State Reps didn't get a +1).

Acquilae
May 15, 2013


Hard to make out since it was while he was speaking.

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Anyone catch what that protester in the crowd said?

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
BIG BEAUTIFUL NATION

cuttin' over to Jay Inslee like

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty

Empire State posted:

Don't introduce yourself, Inslee. She just introduced you, for Christ's sake.

I hope he reminds us of who he is every time he gets asked a question.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i appreciate Jay Inslee's focus on climate change but he also looks like Keith Olbermann's older brother

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
What I wouldn't give for Biden to go "I'm Diamond Joe and I slap nuts, all you bitches ain't got my guts"

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

hidden_msg posted:

Anyone catch what that protester in the crowd said?

Bernie spitting fire into night two.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

COOL CORN posted:

Is Michael Bennet the guy who narrates the Sleep With Me podcast? Jesus christ

Him and Ben Carson with Storytime for Children on YouTube.

Gatts posted:

What I wouldn't give for Biden to go "I'm Diamond Joe and I slap nuts, all you bitches ain't got my guts"

VINTAGE BERNIE SANDERS

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Twin towers reference, take a shot


....ah, a second one before I finished typing

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Fun fact. Kristen Gillibrand's grandmother was the mistress of the mayor of Albany.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Their cadence is all very slow tonight...

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress did you guys know Tulsi Gabbard served in the military?

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

Gatts posted:

What I wouldn't give for Biden to go "I'm Diamond Joe and I slap nuts, all you bitches ain't got my guts"

If real Biden was Onion Biden, I would vote for him in a heartbeat

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty
Is she seriously trying to pull off the 9/11 health bill as a win? It took 20 years. Almost all of the original first responders are loving dead.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Him and Ben Carson with Storytime for Children on YouTube.


VINTAGE BERNIE SANDERS

BAH GAWD, BERNIE HAS BROKEN JOE IN HALF!

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