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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Monowhatever posted:

Why the gently caress is Biden the gently caress front runner

A lot of it is that Obama was really popular with Democrats, and Biden is identified with Obama.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

AsInHowe posted:

Senator Franken once drew a 50-state map of the US completely free hand on Late Night with David Letterman.

Can any of these candidates do that???

oh poo poo I can does that mean I can be president

Skex
Feb 22, 2012

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.
drat Castro castrated Biden

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Monowhatever posted:

Why the gently caress is Biden the gently caress front runner

He's an old white guy who is kinda racist from the midwest, so everyone thinks he is super electable with old white guy who is kinda racist from the midwest

Seriously, everyone who I've talked that is supporting him is jsut supporting him because they think he is the likeliest to beat Trump. They dont give a poo poo about his policy plans, and some of his supporters I know actively dislike his policy

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

mcmagic posted:

Oh so the only immigrants that have value are rich fucks like you. Nice.

he could have framed something like that much better but the way he did it feels like he's signaling his white supremacist support squad

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty
Booker, this isn't loving Mystery Date, stop trying to make a coalition with your direct competitors.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Monowhatever posted:

Why the gently caress is Biden the gently caress front runner

Media. Full answer.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Does Cory Booker know what a debate is? It's not "playing into Republican hands" to disagree.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I loving hate all these loving assholes ffffuaaucuuuuuuuuuuck

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
For what it's worth, I think this debate speaks to a bigger cultural issue we have that to view an action as illegal or trying to prohibit an action, we see it necessary to react punitively. I'd like to see a candidate spin this issue into a broader law enforcement and incarceration issue.

Booker's the closest to getting to it.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

oh poo poo I can does that mean I can be president

Yes, come to Detroit by 11 pm and you can get in on this debate

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Majorian posted:

Media. Full answer.

No. It's NOT the media. It's loving morons who make up a big part of the electorate.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Does Cory Booker have a googly eye and I just never noticed?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


QuoProQuid posted:

Does Cory Booker know what a debate is? It's not "playing into Republican hands" to disagree.

Biden is a Republican. HTH.

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

"tolerate" more immigrants. ok Joe

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Old idiot Dems are gonna choose a candidate who stops talking when the moderator says to. Donny gonna have a cakewalk.

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.
"We get to cherry pick immigrants!"

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty

Timeless Appeal posted:

For what it's worth, I think this debate speaks to a bigger cultural issue we have that to view an action as illegal or trying to prohibit an action, we see it necessary to react punitively. I'd like to see a candidate spin this issue into a broader law enforcement and incarceration issue.

Booker's the closest to getting to it.

That's true, but his inability to express it in a way that doesn't come across as "why can't we all just get along" is super weak and cloying.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

mcmagic posted:

No. It's NOT the media. It's loving morons who make up a big part of the electorate.

No, it’s the media who convinces low-info primary voters that Biden is the most electable one.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Of all these candidates, in either debate, Jay Inslee is the most suited to play the president on TV or in a movie. And you all know it.

Gumbercules
Jan 12, 2004

These aren't my lamps. These have feet.
Yes, keep the cherry picking going! Because that's the promise of the united states - if you're talented, come here and abandon your obligations to those who are worse off.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Inslee would be great if we weren't in the situation we're in, I guess?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Majorian posted:

No, it’s the media who convinces low-info primary voters that Biden is the most electable one.

Also South Carolinians are the Cum Town of the American Dem electorate

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Mahoning posted:

Does Cory Booker have a googly eye and I just never noticed?

He does!

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
Inslee reminds me of one of the low level opponents in Mike Tyson's punch-out

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
De Blasio is the only who is going at Biden substantively.

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
Goddamn, Jay Inslee just straight-up called Trump a white nationalist. He's right

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Biden is trying to dodge so hard and gently caress he got away with it.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

mcmagic posted:

De Blasio is the only who is going at Biden substantively.

WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS ANSWER I loving HATE BIDEN AHGAHAGHUUHAGHGHGHGHHAGHG

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

King of Solomon posted:

Goddamn, Jay Inslee just straight-up called Trump a white nationalist. He's right

More need to do this.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Gumbercules posted:

Yes, keep the cherry picking going! Because that's the promise of the united states - if you're talented, come here and abandon your obligations to those who are worse off.

ah yes, those famous words,

Give me your well-rested, your rich,
Your comfortable masses yearning to breathe free (of poor people),
The cherries picked off of your teeming shore.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

volts5000 posted:

"We get to cherry pick immigrants!"

I mean literally yes. That is literally how almost all first world countries do it. And it's poo poo, but we aren't going to fix that in 2020. Hopefully in 2024.

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

Solkanar512 posted:

More need to do this.

:agreed:

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
This should be the end of Biden. He can't respond without rebooting himself and has nothing to say after he does.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm get his rear end

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
godspeed on your kamikaze mission bill deblasio

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Answer the loving question Biden Jesus Christ.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Hell yeah BDB

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Good on DeBlasio to go after Biden on this.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/matthewstoller/status/1156730986576715776

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