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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty
Joe three oh three oh three .... oh.

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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Wtf

C411
Jun 22, 2004
STUPID
DICK
Wait how many 3's and 0's was that Joe

OneTwentySix
Nov 5, 2007

fun
FUN
FUN


I choo choo choose you!

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Kevyn posted:

I bet Biden pronounces the www when he gives his website

he did so much better

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
What number was that?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
uh, I don't think that was a web address joe

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

KillHour posted:

If you support me, send your postcard to...

For more information, send a self addressed stamped envelope to P.O. Box....

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Wtf was that ending for Biden.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Was that the IP address

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Joe Biden's Atlanta website.

Jesus gently caress I can't believe that just happened.

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Siri load J/O 3030303

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Holy poo poo that ending was perfect. Biden is senile

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

obviously it was his snapchat, who even uses other platforms

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007




I refuse to believe this person watched the same thing I did.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Democratic Presidential Primary 2020: “Three ohhhh three ohhhhhh”

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kevyn posted:

Was that the IP address

Okay folks, if you want a return to the glory years of Obama, simply go to one two seven dot zero dot zero dot zero....

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
what the gently caress was that

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
call 1 900 biden 30 for hot centrist takes

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
haahahahahah 30303030303 wer're so hosed

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Every time they plug the website I laugh really hard


What the gently caress book did she sell that has this kind of money to play at this stuff?

How you're dying from AIDS because you don't love enough and how depression isn't a mental illness but a wrong mindset, you know real noble stuff that's not taking advantage of desperate people like everyone Oprah had around her.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Joe really meant his website was joebiden36-24-36.com

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Epicurius posted:

Speaking fees, book sales, stock investments, etc. She's got money.

gently caress, maybe I should start charging people more for that poo poo.

Ershalim posted:

Joe three oh three oh three .... oh.

at least he didn't start singing a song about it

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

KillHour posted:

Joe Biden 3030!

wth is Biden's website?! Did he have a stroke? I can't find his site.

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Join me at C:\Website\Joe (2).bak

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


hidden_msg posted:

wth is Biden's website?! Did he have a stroke? I can't find his site.

It's literally https://joebiden.com

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

hidden_msg posted:

wth is Biden's website?! Did he have a stroke? I can't find his site.

His website is straight up joebiden.com :lol:

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

That man is not ok haha what the hell

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

KillHour posted:

It's literally ww.joebiden.com

then what was that joe3030 bs?

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Mahoning posted:

Democratic Presidential Primary 2020: “Three ohhhh three ohhhhhh”

Has to be this

KillHour posted:



I refuse to believe this person watched the same thing I did.

If you're watching CNN they're already doing Biden did well.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
When these people don't perform well and go back to their people what do you think happens? Do they get a pat on the back and "You'll do better next time." or do we get a Coach screaming about them needing to get back the gently caress up and go punch harder.

Like does Joe go back and go "I think I did well." and then his people just sort of stare into the abyss? Does Gillenbrand cry and be held?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Dial down the center 1-800-JOE-BIDEN

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


hidden_msg posted:

then what was that joe3030 bs?

He forgot what millennium this was. I'm certain.

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

https://twitter.com/elisewho/status/1156758851410178050

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I'm sure this is just a horrible coincidence



spoilers just in case.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
if you need to chat to me, joe biden, my eye see queue number is eight five six nine five four three three


or aim, lowercase ecks uppercase ecks underscore joey underscore katana nine zero one five underscore uppercase ecks lowercase ecks

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.
https://twitter.com/aubreymonty/status/1156759168394694656?s=20

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I bet joe3030 is his password

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gatts posted:

When these people don't perform well and go back to their people what do you think happens? Do they get a pat on the back and "You'll do better next time." or do we get a Coach screaming about them needing to get back the gently caress up and go punch harder.

I pray to God every day that it is this but for real

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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


FizFashizzle posted:

I'm sure this is just a horrible coincidence



spoilers just in case.

:eyepop:

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