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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


CyberPingu posted:

Probably wrong thread


I will need a few hours to decide which thread is right

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Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Chippy Tits sounds like a dish from the north of England.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Chippy tits and spotted dick

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

oliwan posted:

Chippy tits and spotted dick

The oliwan retrospective

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

CyberPingu posted:

Probably wrong thread


is this a banter picture made by a liverpool fan of everton's new stadium?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

fat gay nonce posted:

is this a banter picture made by a liverpool fan of everton's new stadium?

Yes

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/LeonKnight_/status/1155838592331190273?s=20

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

well that's everyone's gifts sorted then

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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https://www.instagram.com/p/B0gW1hRol5Z/

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




You ok?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


:what:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/JackCook95/status/1155598855276306433?s=20

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

This would count as a pass back to the goalie and result in an indirect kick for the other team. It’s specifically covered by referee training and should be a yellow for unsporting behavior (circumventing the laws of the game).

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Nottherealaborn posted:

This would count as a pass back to the goalie and result in an indirect kick for the other team. It’s specifically covered by referee training and should be a yellow for unsporting behavior (circumventing the laws of the game).

Technically it isn’t circumventing the laws of the game because it’s the easiest way for the defender to play that ball and he didn’t deliberately lift the ball to his head using keepy uppies or whatever.

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
any rule change that lets keepers get away with lovely on the ball skills seems bad op

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

While they do need to amend the back-pass wording to explicitly account for this sort of scenario, the "unsporting conduct" rules are clear and broad enough that a referee can and should card the players here.

In any case I imagine it's the kind of thing you'll see only in friendlies because just a minor slip-up would lead to an own goal.

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
Cautions for unsporting behaviour

There are different circumstances when a player must be cautioned for unsporting behaviour including if a player:

- uses a deliberate trick to pass the ball (including from a free kick) to the goalkeeper with the head, chest, knee etc. to circumvent the Law, whether or not the goalkeeper touches the ball with the hands

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Dollas posted:

Cautions for unsporting behaviour

There are different circumstances when a player must be cautioned for unsporting behaviour including if a player:

- uses a deliberate trick to pass the ball (including from a free kick) to the goalkeeper with the head, chest, knee etc. to circumvent the Law, whether or not the goalkeeper touches the ball with the hands
This specific example doesn't apply because a "trick" is very specifically stated to be something like a flick (can't just be a regular header or pass), and the one doing that here is the goalkeeper, not the player.

That said, as mentioned, the rules are broad enough that it's supposed to cover behavior that contravene the spirit of the rules.

There's a bit of interesting discussion here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Referees/comments/cj6vru/deliberate_trick_to_circumvent_the_back_pass_rule/

Dollas
Sep 16, 2007

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Clapping Larry
http://www.askasoccerreferee.com/category/trickery/

One clue to the correctness of the player’s action is whether it is a natural part of play or is clearly artificial and intended only to circumvent the Law. In such cases, the action is considered misconduct whether it ultimately is touched by the goalkeeper or not.

This would also apply to a ball kicked by a player to a teammate, who then heads the ball to the ‘keeper. In most cases this would be considered to be a part of normal play.

On July 23, 2002, we stated:

If a goal-kick, taken by the goalkeeper, goes to a teammate outside the penalty area, who heads the ball back to the goalie, this does not infringe the requirements of Law 12. The referee must recognize the difference between situations during dynamic play, when opponents are constantly exerting pressure, and events developing from static situations, such as free-kicks, when the opposing team must be at least ten yards from the ball. The referee must always consider the distance between members of opposing teams as well as members of the same team before making the call.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Did we learn nothing from "You Are The RoboRef?"

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
https://streamja.com/4V7O

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?




phwoar

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

I was going phwoar when I saw that pass and then I saw the finish, god drat :perfect:

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



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Vinestalk posted:

Did we learn nothing from "You Are The RoboRef?"

Thread ftw

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Lmao at posting this when this


Happened today

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

jre posted:

phwoar

pass

jre posted:

phwoar

finish

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
https://twitter.com/thogden/status/1156234478630637569?s=21

What a fan celebration.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Out pops a smiling Diego Armando Maradona.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Made me giggle

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/bloggfut/status/1156911648701128704

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
I like that the guy pulling the face is the only other topless guy.

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

https://twitter.com/flargmengo/status/1157075045010857984?s=21

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/hikfodbold/status/1157295136063275008

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


That's a nice Minstrel show you've got there. 'Be a shame if something happened to it.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://twitter.com/FutbolBible/status/1157658150117498880?s=09

:frogout:

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Mmmbop is a good lad

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

lmfao

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

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i know this was posted in this forum already but not sure if it was in this thread, lest it be lost
https://twitter.com/karIasback/status/1156552290389696512

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

EC10 posted:

i know this was posted in this forum already but not sure if it was in this thread, lest it be lost
https://twitter.com/karIasback/status/1156552290389696512

I posted in the worst of football thread a few days ago

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