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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






this is satire right

I'm about a minute through it

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gregday
May 23, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

this absolutely checks out as the kind of blather that would make rich dumbasses think you're a brilliant brainy conversationalist at random cocktail parties and such


https://mobile.twitter.com/harrysiegel/status/1156921577432395776

this is a top shelf quality mind that also thinks freezing your head and your penis is a way to procreation after death

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





my ice chips are always in season

cuz it's always the season for chipping away at ICE

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

zegermans posted:

the buried lede is the actual document the headline references, which is loving amazing

https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/1103-rod-schoonover-testimony/9ea6b07179b17035421f/optimized/full.pdf#page=1

seriously read this, read the comments, it's loving infuriating

AaaaaaAAAAAAAahAAHAAOAWADKOoksdasdas

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mad.radhu posted:

Give us some polls, plane

I want to see biden in single digits

nothing really recent floating around right now. Give it a week or so if you want fully post debate non-lovely polls.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Basebf555 posted:

Natty Boh deserves to be on the positive side of that taste chart. It's definitely better than 50% of the light beers out there.

bud light is suspiciously high but the publisher probably forced them to do that because the only thing that advertises more than bud light is coke

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
lol we are so hosed

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I had a weird dream last night where I was running around in a hotel doing things? but I was naked and constantly trying to cover up my junk with my hands

It was also during a date and I kept getting spotted by her running around naked but it never came up in conversation

Last week I had a major "dreams of late-stage capitalism" moment where I dreamed that I was standing by the photocopier at work, and I was making photocopies. That's it, just standing there makin' some copies. Then the dream ended.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/ghH7GeV.mp4

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Trump.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1156426697270448128

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
rimpk

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

this absolutely checks out as the kind of blather that would make rich dumbasses think you're a brilliant brainy conversationalist at random cocktail parties and such


https://mobile.twitter.com/harrysiegel/status/1156921577432395776

lolling at how infuriating this is

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i feel like im hungover and didnt drink anything ln

the democrats?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Admiral Ray posted:

lol we are so hosed

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i am glad that it's a joke

at least some fraction

anyway time to look at pilitics

oh, nevertheless, also a joke

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Admiral Ray posted:

lol we are so hosed

we can still turn it all around! we just have to

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUiP5eyx3NM

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




what

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

what did bernie even say? "oh did they?"?

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

i feel like im hungover and didnt drink anything ln

the democrats?

one time i ate like a gallon of ice cream and felt hungover, did you do that?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Admiral Ray posted:

lol we are so hosed

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



no ring

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/fox5dc/status/1156886711563116544

parking spots are finally getting minimum wage

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


full congestion pricing now

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



zegermans posted:

the buried lede is the actual document the headline references, which is loving amazing

https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/1103-rod-schoonover-testimony/9ea6b07179b17035421f/optimized/full.pdf#page=1

seriously read this, read the comments, it's loving infuriating

we gon die

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Hot Karl Marx posted:

what did bernie even say? "oh did they?"?

"well two things:

1. Hey Panini
2. Don't you be a meanie "

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Admiral Ray posted:

lol we are so hosed

Hell yeah

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

is this like the parking meters in chicago i think we're they were sold to a private equity firm for pennies on the dollar for like 100 years to make up a budget shortfall created by republicans refusing to raise taxes anywhere?

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Schnorkles posted:

may dershowitz bounce and hit rock bottom again when his fall from grace ends.

he will probably get double secret ultra triple tenure after this current round of sex with kids court cases finish





the media is complicit :barf:

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Posting on page piss of historic trunp piss

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Drunkboxer posted:

one time i ate like a gallon of ice cream and felt hungover, did you do that?

i had a roast beef sandwich and a scoop of ben and jerrys

was doing a lot of :420: ln so my hypothalamus was prob hosed while it was trying to deal with that while asleep

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

good to nominate a man despised and hated by 60% of your caucus

good politics

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

euphronius posted:

good to nominate a man despised and hated by 60% of your caucus

good politics

yes but he's loved by 99% of the donors

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
A first post on page 13 is said to be unlucky in some cultures

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

if someone planted a halloween-grade imitation orb right outside the whitehouse gates , tromp would probably be mesmerized for years

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Why are there two threads now? Is it like a catholic protestant thing. Did some one nail a cspan book to a door and cause a schism. Is one for cracking other for pinging?

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Hot Karl Marx posted:

what did bernie even say? "oh did they?"?

he has information that will lead to the arrest of killary killton

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