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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Timpa

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/weinbergersa/status/1156959733313671168

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

TMMadman posted:

Just go play that Assassins Creed game that has the pirate ship.

that has whaling in it?

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Apraxin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1156933960712302594
thank god president trump is here to save us, otherwise this would be kind of bad

im glad trmpt abolished ice

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Apraxin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1156933960712302594
thank god president trump is here to save us, otherwise this would be kind of bad

more like Eric hothaus lol

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
*sweating profusely*

could use some of the global warm.....uhhh climate change right about now!!!!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

This is a govt cover-up

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Zyla posted:

i used to love yuengling until i learned that the owners are chuds and the brewery is non-union

same, alas

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




took long enough for the fbi to id basic republicans as terrorist threats

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Trupm

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Whales had a pretty good K/D ratio until the whalers started strapping bombs to the harpoons.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

want to see Fox Mulder investigate Pizzagate

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Where did Satan fall to

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

kaleedity posted:

took long enough for the fbi to id basic republicans as terrorist threats

took them a long time to turn on their monitors

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mariana Horchata posted:

i feel like im hungover and didnt drink anything ln

the democrats?

Get this

. . .

You ready?

. . .

𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝑒𝓂𝑜𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓉𝓈 :ocelot::grin:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


i always knew HAARP was up to no good :colbert:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i wonder how different my life would be if i got that fbi job back in the day

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Notice that they're cracking down on this AFTER the Epstein stuff basically proved a bunch of conspiracies like 85% true

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Drunkboxer posted:

that has whaling in it?

If i remember right one of the collectable missions is sort of a mini game that put you on a small skiff and you have to chuck harpoons at whales or sharks.

Edit - it's assassins creed: black flag

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



kaleedity posted:

im glad trmpt abolished ice

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


TMMadman posted:

If i remember right one of the collectable missions is sort of a mini game that put you on a small skiff and you have to chuck harpoons at whales or sharks.

moby dick is a time limited special spawn and you can kill the poo poo out of him

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Drunkboxer posted:

that has whaling in it?

ahabsins creed

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

shovelbum posted:

Where did Satan fall to

me, addressing the dark lord:

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
I feel like the Chandler's dad thing in Friends could not be done today

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

Buck Wildman posted:

moby dick is a time limited special spawn and you can kill the poo poo out of him

good, I always hated that guy

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

power word- Jeb! posted:

me, addressing the dark lord:

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

Praise him

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
very normal and good economy

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

they should just say "white boomers" and be done with it

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk0esR2s_P8&t=75s

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

shovelbum posted:

Where did Satan fall to

IT was mistranslated, by fall they mean the season also known as autumn. Fall is Satan's season!

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


any time you take out a whale there's a cutscene of you cranking its corpse out of the water while it's raining gore and your crew hoots and hollers and it's loving horrific lol

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


quote:

the bureau now “classifies domestic terrorism threats into four main categories: racially motivated violent extremism, anti-government/anti-authority extremism, animal rights/environmental extremism, and abortion extremism

Cool. Still no recognition of anti-gay extremist terrorism.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


UFOTacoMan posted:

want to see Fox Mulder investigate Pizzagate

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Zyla posted:

i wonder how different my life would be if i got that fbi job back in the day

I think about this but for 3 jobs I had real shots at:

1) Porn video production

2) A/V on a cruise ship

3) A graveyard shift manning a phone for a 24 hour answering service for med/dental offices where they said you'd probably get like 2-3 calls a night and can spend the rest of the time playing Gameboy or whatever if you want.





I lost out on 1&2 because some dickhead National Park Service nature film production guy told my placement counselor he wanted to hire me after interviewing, basically blocking me out of any other options, and then ghosted me.

He called a year later because he had an editor who was going on maternity leave BUT said that he'd keep me around after she came back and GUESSSSS WHAAAAAT HAPPPPENED lol.

loving hate that guy.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Satan is a basic bitch who looks forward to pumpkin spice lattes all year long

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

shovelbum posted:

Notice that they're cracking down on this AFTER the Epstein stuff basically proved a bunch of conspiracies like 85% true

now we're thinkin with crackpingin

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

IT was mistranslated, by fall they mean the season also known as autumn. Fall is Satan's season!

Right after Leo season!!

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