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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

shovelbum posted:

Where did Satan fall to

Trump tower

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

shovelbum posted:

Where did Satan fall to

to hell, which is more of a state of being than a place. hell is a state that is entirely separated from God, completely cold and alone. God is, to reduce it, a feeling of pure ecstasy and comfort, of eternal joy that eclipses anything else. Old Lou, seeing this as a trap, rebelled against that perfect joy and is seen as a bizarre aberration.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I think about this but for 3 jobs I had real shots at:

1) Porn video production

2) A/V on a cruise ship

3) A graveyard shift manning a phone for a 24 hour answering service for med/dental offices where they said you'd probably get like 2-3 calls a night and can spend the rest of the time playing Gameboy or whatever if you want.





I lost out on 1&2 because some dickhead National Park Service nature film production guy told my placement counselor he wanted to hire me after interviewing, basically blocking me out of any other options, and then ghosted me.

He called a year later because he had an editor who was going on maternity leave BUT said that he'd keep me around after she came back and GUESSSSS WHAAAAAT HAPPPPENED lol.

loving hate that guy.
I heard working on a cruise ship sucks

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Zyla posted:

i always knew HAARP was up to no good :colbert:

thinking about jesse ventura standing outside their gate yelling about how he used to be a SEAL and demanding to be let in with his cameras

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

trump

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Admiral Ray posted:

to hell, which is more of a state of being than a place. hell is a state that is entirely separated from God, completely cold and alone. God is, to reduce it, a feeling of pure ecstasy and comfort, of eternal joy that eclipses anything else. Old Lou, seeing this as a trap, rebelled against that perfect joy and is seen as a bizarre aberration.

So there's not like a physical hell that was for some reason created just waiting for this

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1156958642756829184


Attorney Sunny Eaton has sent a request to the Tennessee Board of Professional Responsibility asking that they immediately suspend Coffee County District Attorney General Craig Northcott for his recent comments on domestic violence and the LGBTQ community.

This is the second complaint Eaton has filed against Northcott. The first was filed in June regarding a video that showed Northcott saying domestic violence statutes don’t apply to cases involving the LGBTQ community.

In a written response to this ethics complaint, Northcott said he believes that domestic violence laws are meant to “promote and protect the sanction of the institutions of marriage and family.”

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Apraxin posted:

always love to see the musings of andrew bolt, australia’s premier non-racist, non-lunatic political thinker
https://mobile.twitter.com/Bolt_RSS/status/1156684091477176320

the top of a hippie who loves andrew loyd webber's bucket list

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

shovelbum posted:

I heard working on a cruise ship sucks

I knew a dude who claimed that he knew a dude that made bank loving senior citizens on during off hours on a cruise ship

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



i got 2 job offers on the same day after a year of failing to do loving anything after graduating right when the poo poo hit the fan in '08.

one was manufacturing anthrax vaccines in a genetics lab pulling on my bio exp; the other was touching computers for 50% more dollars. About two years later the bio company had a spat with the city it was based in on its property taxes and they flipped the table and left, laying everyone off. im still touching computers

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

shovelbum posted:

I heard working on a cruise ship sucks

A/V is an "above the waterline" job though so it doesn't suck quite as much (so I hear). Also there's nothing to spend your money on while you're out on the water so you come back home with a pile of cash.

Downside: You have no human relationships besides coworkers and bosses.

Other downside: People who go on cruise ships

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
I've known people who have done short stints as deck and engine officers on cruise ships and they say you're basically paid in opportunities to gently caress

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trunl

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

UFOTacoMan posted:

want to see Fox Mulder investigate Pizzagate

*throws file on desk* ever hear of the pedo alien?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



30333333333

0

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Wow! President Warren!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Bernie gang tag material?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Iron Crowned posted:

I knew a dude who claimed that he knew a dude that made bank loving senior citizens on during off hours on a cruise ship

:hmmyes:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Buttigieg campaign DEVASTATED by "Buggygieg" "pun"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Admiral Ray posted:

to hell, which is more of a state of being than a place. hell is a state that is entirely separated from God, completely cold and alone. God is, to reduce it, a feeling of pure ecstasy and comfort, of eternal joy that eclipses anything else. Old Lou, seeing this as a trap, rebelled against that perfect joy and is seen as a bizarre aberration.

yeah the Catholic conception of Hell is along those lines, that you briefly experienced the pure joy of being with God after death and now you live with the torment of never experiencing it again

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
thursday already?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Also is buggygieg an aids reference?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







shovelbum posted:

I heard working on a cruise ship sucks

for the actors it was kinda a dream gig.

You were doing 1-2 gigs a day, and they were always some easy as poo poo dinner/lunch theater or something like that.

they paid well and they put you up.

obviously you got to know everyone and didn't pay for any drinks and your food and board was covered

STD rates were.....substantial

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
The scene they played off the kids tossing water on the cops sure did highlight who the closet racists are at work.

:mad:

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



still thinking the 30330 thing was some variation on typing boobies into a calculator

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
ss communism is a top tier username

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Get me in the SS Communism

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

PostNouveau posted:

Bernie gang tag material?

all aboard the ss communism :sureboat:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006



https://www.ndtv.com/indians-abroad/indian-american-lawyer-kashyap-patel-gets-key-job-in-us-national-security-council-2078772

hrm

e: nm too old

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Back when I was just a lonely single dude I loved working night/graveyard shifts so much. idk what it is but wandering around at a city at night like a hosed up weirdo felt so good and cool.

I had a friend who worked at a hotel bar and I'd go hang out there at like 2am. One time there was a bunch of MLB Umpires having a wake/celebration thing for some Umpire who died and I partied with them.



I'm a family man now but Nite Crew is in my blood.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
When we get apprentices they always say like 3/4 of their class was herded onto the one American cruise ship as cheap labor lmao, gotta be a poo poo apprenticeship vs a cargo ship

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/thedeadlydonald/status/1156964673549406208

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

kaleedity posted:

still thinking the 30330 thing was some variation on typing boobies into a calculator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzE7S3na3J0

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lot going on here

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

I knew a dude who claimed that he knew a dude that made bank loving senior citizens on during off hours on a cruise ship

fuckin em i bet

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



I believe stripper cops should be allowed to arrest their patrons if they're wearing at least one article of police clothing.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


i think that may have more to do with the creation of dwarf wheat than the quality of their soil

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I guess the whales aren't all right.

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

shovelbum posted:

Where did Satan fall to

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