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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
have you guys noticed that white paint is white

smh thanks obama

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

poor man rips people off...OH MAN THIS GUY IS THE WORST THERE SHOULD BE LAWS

rich man rips people off...blessed be the job creators

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

DryGoods posted:

the only clear description of Satan in the bible is during Jesus' 40 days in the desert, Satan tried to seduce him by turning into a giant, sexy cactus

turns out Perdido Street Station was a documentary

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


zegermans posted:

these threads contain 80% of all my posts

There is only one Trump Thread, and Crazy Cloud is its Prophet.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

FOX Baltimore a bunch of fuckin snitches

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Marianne shall transcend the polls.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Xelkelvos posted:

Anyone ever notice how extruded polyethylene is almost always white? Weird

Besides, black robots are built to be ninjas

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

really disapointed in King Elijah for this happening under his watch

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

DryGoods posted:

the Mormons believe in 3 kingdoms you'll be sorted in after everyone is raised on judgement day. and it's just a degree of how close to god's light you are. the lowest kingdom is still good and you can do what you want but can't sit by a golden throne all day

lowest kingdom also includes, "liars, and sorcerers, and adulterers, and whoremongers, and whosoever loves and makes a lie." so, the choice is clear

I heard black people can only get to the lowest tier is that true

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


:smugdon: number go up

:chaostrump: number go down

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



snitches get stitches

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


yeah but you make all black robots and the robot death squads look scarier

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

This was a lot funnier when I thought the headline ended at wheelchair

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

fosborb posted:

FOX Baltimore a bunch of fuckin snitches

The media as a whole in Baltimore is trash. One of the more popular morning radio guys is a boot licking chud ex-cop. One of their regular segments is him reminiscing about all the various times he was able to beat up minorities when he was a cop.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Spoondick posted:

yeah but you make all black robots and the robot death squads look scarier

or at least a much more mature technology

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



sitting in a coffee shop rn and they have a "throwback thursday" spotify playlist on and right after stayin alive it put on the anthem by good charlotte

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

mormonpartyboat posted:

its not plastic its white chocolate

White chocolate fetuses all over Steve kings office, slowly melting, turning back into white chocolate blastocysts, like a late stage candy Benjamin Button

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Louisgod posted:

god why won't this loving economy crash already, what a crock of poo poo

I know right. I just want it to loving crater hard enough to make rich people jump out of windows.

And all the while i'll be sitting in my cheap condo working a lovely job but still relatively happy because I don't have any stocks or investments other than the condo.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

they show you these at state mandated abortion counseling to show you how you have a tiny human. However at that size the fetus looks more like a gummybear with a head like those jazz star wars aliens

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Uncle Wemus posted:

I heard black people can only get to the lowest tier is that true

Not since the 1970s.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Buck Wildman posted:

snitches get stitches

Kamala Harris' healthcare proposal to extend Medicare coverage to criminal informants

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
someone post that creeepy gif of ivanka saying what

it's so loving bizarre

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
It's only racist if you make a white robot specifically to fight a black robot.

Avirosb has issued a correction as of 19:00 on Aug 1, 2019

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Shear Modulus posted:

sitting in a coffee shop rn and they have a "throwback thursday" spotify playlist on and right after stayin alive it put on the anthem by good charlotte

gently caress yesterday at lunch Dramamine by modest mouse came on and I realized that album is 23 years old and all my joints went instantly bad and I fell to dust

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Fox News def not hustle respecting

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






same only retarded and posting

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

smarxist posted:

someone post that creeepy gif of ivanka saying what

it's so loving bizarre

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
imagine how much loving money Trumps closest advisors are making shorting stuff seconds before his latest stupidass tweet

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Agent Penis posted:

same only retarded and posting

but the story is about how the guy isn't homeless or wheelchair-bound :thunk:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
"Boss Hog is in the shitter, short ag stocks!"

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

racist white robots, smdh

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


It's William Happer.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

fosborb posted:

gently caress yesterday at lunch Dramamine by modest mouse came on and I realized that album is 23 years old and all my joints went instantly bad and I fell to dust

the best part about getting old is watching younger people get old too

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hello

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

UFOTacoMan posted:

that's just wilbur ross taking a nap

Wilbur Roswell

Ross is an alien :tinfoil:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Avirosb posted:

It's only racist if you make a white robot just to fight a black robot.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Lol she's had so many botox treatments that a fish is capable of more facial expression

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




fosborb posted:

gently caress yesterday at lunch Dramamine by modest mouse came on and I realized that album is 23 years old and all my joints went instantly bad and I fell to dust

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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

UFOTacoMan posted:

the best part about getting old is watching younger people get old too

https://twitter.com/quartzen/status/1146121134179532800?s=20

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