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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

i can't parse this

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Trucks are a cheap V8 that are good for winter driving

gently caress that, get a straight 6 from the mid 90s

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Hot Karl Marx posted:

Trucks are a cheap V8 that are good for winter driving

are they really though? I've had to drive them before and they were impossible to maneuver, hard to park, took forever to brake, easily fishtailed etc

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1157002404900102145?s=20

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Kurtofan posted:

i can't parse this

no one can

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Kurtofan posted:

i can't parse this

He's sundowning op

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

wait...the debates where bad???

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


katy perry said turn on your monitor

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
lol
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1156999526823190528?s=19

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
buy a fuckin 1990 ford ranger and shut the gently caress up

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


tacodaemon posted:

I just don't get how they keep doing it over and over every time oil prices cyclically go down

can you get addicted to useless pickup truck ownership like heroin or something

you know that stereotype of a new military recruit who immediately buys a sports car with their sign up bonus because they're dumb teenagers who are bad with money

imagine that but the bonus is overtime and they get it everytime they get some time off

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Schnorkles posted:

define cheap

Cheaper than other things with V8's (camaros, Corvettes, Mustangs)

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Thom12255 posted:

The car loan bubble is about to burst lol.

nah the fed money spiggot is going to get cranked up even more! offset losses with more loans!

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

smarxist posted:

lmfao

https://twitter.com/thedeadlydonald/status/1156914513700171776

COBRA
ahahaahaaha

i've never gotten an invoice for COBRA that was less than $600 a month

literally nobody uses COBRA when they lose a job

When my wife quit grad school we used cobra so that we wouldn't have a lapse in coverage while I got her on a self insured plan since she wasnt getting another job

Since she went from an employer plan to a self bought plan, with no lapse in coverage ever since she was born, they declared that her depression was now a pre existing condition LOL

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

tacodaemon posted:

I just don't get how they keep doing it over and over every time oil prices cyclically go down

can you get addicted to useless pickup truck ownership like heroin or something

its a dumb dickwaving contest

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sinnesloeschen posted:

buy a fuckin 1990 ford ranger and shut the gently caress up

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Xaris posted:

nah the fed money spiggot is going to get cranked up even more! offset losses with more loans!

aren't they at 0%

if they go any lower they're going to start paying people the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I get what you're driving at.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Time to buy trucks again and them 3 years down the road wonder why they bought a truck

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Kurtofan posted:

"shy trees" respect each others' comfort zones

https://twitter.com/Benazdia/status/1156108446216966144

I didn't know trees could be goons

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
too bad the rich elite aren't using the 1000000 billions to speculate and inflate gas prices like they did in 2007 with morgan stanely just owning tankers sitting there. right now its just inflating equities and housing because housing makes a good cash-gets-out piggy bank thats >1% they've paid for

i hope we get $6/gas soon :pray:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
that's okay, i'll just drive uber on the weekends and in my free time to afford this car!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Both verbs... an easy mistake to make. I'm Joeing as we speak.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Mods rename me shy boi hoverbranch

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

tacodaemon posted:

are they really though? I've had to drive them before and they were impossible to maneuver, hard to park, took forever to brake, easily fishtailed etc

Don't drive 2wd trucks in the winter without weight. If you buy a truck without 4x4 in Canada/snowy states you deserve what happens to your truck

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Both verbs... an easy mistake to make. I'm Joeing as we speak.

Horny is prohibited

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


sinnesloeschen posted:

buy a fuckin 1990 ford ranger and shut the gently caress up

I'll always lol at none of the car manufacturers thinking there's no market for pickup trucks that aren't massive despite small pickup trucks from the 90's and early 2000s still selling for a really good amount

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

sinnesloeschen posted:

buy a fuckin 1990 ford ranger and shut the gently caress up

I used to have a similar Mazda B400
it was cool
Small enough park in parking places but I could still pick up plywood and stuff.

Had to ditch it once the kid came along

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
holy poo poo Microsoft bribed ninja to ditch twitch

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Don't Joe there!

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Don't drive 2wd trucks in the winter without weight. If you buy a truck without 4x4 in Canada/snowy states you deserve what happens to your truck

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

sinnesloeschen posted:

buy a fuckin 1990 ford ranger and shut the gently caress up

Some people want to reach highway speeds in less than a minute

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

power word- Jeb! posted:

its a dumb dickwaving contest

Owning a truck is a sign of manliness in the middle class white america

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

I can't wait till the next company meeting where my owner, a Trump/Republican, bitches and complain how this will cost the company money and how we are losing money. He will complain as a businessman Trump makes bad decisions (cause it costs him money) but personally as a republican he is perfectly fine with him!

:thunk:

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

a.lo posted:

katy perry said THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Some people want to reach highway speeds in less than a minute

what’s highway speeds mean

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

a.lo posted:

what’s highway speeds mean

The speed you drive at on highways

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
like legit even a beat to poo poo 90s regular cab pickup will do everything u need it to do and not be dumb as gently caress

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/rollcall/status/1157003239969185794?s=21
*media voice* what a political genius

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
and i say this as somebody who likes fast and/or fuckin stupid cars

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TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

in which the band Starship, formerly known as Jefferson Starship, formerly known as Jefferson Airplane, famously complained: "someone's always playing / corporation games / who cares? they're always changing / corporation names"


https://mobile.twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1156992941652631552

https://youtu.be/jEfTUf3y3zg

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