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Motronic posted:That actually has a bunch of sheet music on it. Unless they are really into making it look like someone plays it I'd say it getting played. Plus a hymnal and a metronome. Definitely a church pianist's piano.
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I think that, in the US, "church pianist" outnumbers "plays for fun / is in a band pianist" by about 50:1.
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Goober Peas posted:I must be broken inside, because I really like this. Motronic posted:There's nothing wrong with that room other than the lovely looking piano. Look at how far above the waterline that room is. The "pre-ruined floor" look is very appropriate. In florida, it's not a matter of whether, but when, that room will be 8' deep in storm surge, and that's not even accounting for sea level rise.
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Leperflesh posted:The "pre-ruined floor" look is very appropriate. That's not the floor. That is, or was, a trendy type of area rug. The faded or screen printed persian rug thing.
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The piano is begging to be pushed down those stairs.
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luxury handset posted:Behold! Those places all look so... alien.  Like, I can't imagine human beings living in them. I don't know how else to describe it. Maybe it's partly a byproduct of them being sale photos, but they just don't look like homes.
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Platystemon posted:Just once I want to see a home listing with something other than a baby grand piano. When I was little I had a neighbor who had a harpsichord. I wasn't supposed to touch it but I did anyway. She also had a real human skull in her office. The top was sawn off and it had little gold hinges and a little gold latch so you could open it up and look inside. (She was an ENT so it wasn't that weird that she had anatomical stuff, but still...) It had crooked teeth and I was scared of it.
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TheMightyHandful posted:The piano is begging to be pushed down those stairs. You just try it 
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He plays piano in the dark
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luxury handset posted:
what the gently caress is the point of all that space. absolutely none of it is functional
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The_White_Crane posted:Those places all look so... alien. i feel this was the worst one. funeral parlor vibes quote:
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Leperflesh posted:Look at how far above the waterline that room is. The "pre-ruined floor" look is very appropriate. In florida, it's not a matter of whether, but when, that room will be 8' deep in storm surge, and that's not even accounting for sea level rise.
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graph posted:what the gently caress is the point of all that space. absolutely none of it is functional imo pool tables are as common as baby grands in terms of filling floorspace in giant houses but they're not as funny as a piano wedged under the stairs, filling a piano nook, or awkwardly placed in some kind of passageway in an otherwise knick knack crammed room also a lot of telescopes which when placed next to a piano gives me a definite Sims vibe. i looked for a combination of telescope, chess table, and piano all in one shot, or the holy grail of a piano with a wall sword behind it, but no luck
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luxury handset posted:imo pool tables are as common as baby grands in terms of filling floorspace in giant houses but they're not as funny as a piano wedged under the stairs, filling a piano nook, or awkwardly placed in some kind of passageway in an otherwise knick knack crammed room There goes all my ideas...
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luxury handset posted:imo pool tables are as common as baby grands in terms of filling floorspace in giant houses but they're not as funny as a piano wedged under the stairs, filling a piano nook, or awkwardly placed in some kind of passageway in an otherwise knick knack crammed room We actually had all of these growing up Granddad was ex navy officer so we had sword and telescope, I learned to play chess on the gaming table, and I had five years of forced piano lessons due to the baby grand The baby grand was in my bedroom because I was the youngest child and by the time I came along the biggest room in the house was where everything that didn't fit anywhere else went, and that meant bookshelves, a ping pong table, and the baby grand. When I needed a room of my own they just moved some bookcases to form right angles and presto, new kid's room I wasn't allowed to play under the baby grand because it had one bad leg and there was a fear it could collapse at any moment
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TheMightyHandful posted:The piano is begging to be pushed down those stairs. we'll get rid of the piano, that way dave will never know
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The_White_Crane posted:Those places all look so... alien. not this poo poo again
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 First noticed this one because of the fabulous roofline. Sorry for all the pictures, it's a huge house and I'm trying to show most spots of interest w/o showing you 90 pics.  Getting slightly dizzy from the very first interior shot, which is a good sign.    Piano nook with wine.  Uncomfortable? Sitting nook?           That courtyard is actually pretty great, with this cool path through a koi pond, but this shows the size relative to everything else and just shows me how bloated the house is. 
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:sword and telescope This sounds like a upscale lifestyle magazine for pirates.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This sounds like a upscale lifestyle magazine for pirates. Or one edited by Jack Aubrey and Steven Maturin.
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You better bite your tongue Billy Jean before I go give your house a foyer! Just call my personal contractor and straight up give your house a splendid foyer! You know the type of foyer I build! Columns so fine it looks like a temple in a garden! Pianos made from authentic elderly elephants! Decor with classy imagry like tigers and ferns and stately classic statues! Ooo! Mamma mia what a foyer! This foyer will render any foyer you've seen obsolete! Don't believe me?! Then keep talking poo poo because I am literally 3 seconds away from slam dunking this God-tier dream foyer directly into your house's entrance!
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Or one edited by Jack Aubrey and Steven Maturin. Maybe they'll publish this series of interior design photos I took recently
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This sounds like a upscale lifestyle magazine for pirates. or a Hipster bar masquerading as a british pub.
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any bar named sword and telescope is 100% guaranteed to be awesome
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PRADA SLUT posted:any bar named sword and telescope is 100% guaranteed to be awesome “X & Y” is the lamest bar/restaurant naming convention for any place opened after the Napoleonic Wars and you should be ashamed.
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drat i want to see this in person
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Phil Moscowitz posted:“X & Y” is the lamest bar/restaurant naming convention for any place opened after the Napoleonic Wars and you should be ashamed. any bar named napoleonic wars and you should be ashamed is 100% guaranteed to be awesome
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PRADA SLUT posted:any bar named sword and telescope is 100% guaranteed to be awesome This sounds like a horrible nerd bar
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PRADA SLUT posted:any bar named sword and telescope is 100% guaranteed to be awesome let's go, matey!
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:We actually had all of these growing up also lmao I love it
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Not an interior and all but gently caress it https://twitter.com/drgitlin/status/1157055715384659968/photo/1
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Maybe they'll publish this series of interior design photos I took recently Those are awesome, thanks for sharing!
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Those are awesome, thanks for sharing! Think what this thread would be if all the pianos were cannon instead Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Aug 2, 2019 |
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This is a spa you go to to come back a stepford wife.
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That Works posted:Not an interior and all but gently caress it circus
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PetraCore posted:
Looks like a fuckin....sci-fi monastery.
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big dyke energy posted:Looks like a fuckin....sci-fi monastery. That's what it reminded me of! https://i.imgur.com/qF35DQP.gifv
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